# Just another fake
**URL:** https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323
**Category:** Current Events
**Created:** [April 27, 2026, 9:21am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323 "2026-04-27T09:21:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Peter\_Kropotkin](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Peter_Kropotkin)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 9:21am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/1 "2026-04-27T09:21:52Z")
just the other day, we had another ‘‘staged’’ assassination of
the serial child rapist, IQ45… and here something I got a day
ago talking about this ‘‘staged event’’…
''So, here are the facts:
The judge ruled that Trump cannot build a ballroom for non-security
reasons without congressional approval…
Then for the first time as POTUS, he attends WHCD
(White House Correspondent dinner)
Karoline Leavitt says ‘‘shots will be fired’’ in a pre-dinner interview,
Gunman somehow gets a ‘‘major weapon’’ into a building with security,
shots are fired and is then taken into custody…
Trump immediately holds press conf and says this is why
we need his WH ballroom…
I’ll let you draw your ow conclusions…
Kropotkin
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### Author:  [@Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Ichthus77)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 9:27am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/2 "2026-04-27T09:27:15Z")
Ok, I’ll play.
**Mad about nothing.**
An on-ramp is its own turn signal and anyone that would write you a ticket for not using your turn signal on an on-ramp is an anal retentive asshole.
What _nothing_ are YOU mad about?
Join K & I… have fun outraging about nothing.
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### Author:  [@pseudoai](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/pseudoai)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 9:35am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/3 "2026-04-27T09:35:47Z")
Big if true, Kropotkin. Is it?
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### Author:  [@Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Ichthus77)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 10:58am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/4 "2026-04-27T10:58:12Z")
Imagine if you did your own fact-checking…bigly.
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### Author:  [@MagsJ](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/MagsJ)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 2:23pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/5 "2026-04-27T14:23:59Z")
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Y’all Dems Leftists got something against ballrooms?
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Whilst the Obamas were advocating for pesticide-ridden GMO foods for _ **you** _, they were growing Organic pesticide-free produce in their make believe Whitehouse garden for them and their family.
Let **that** sink in!
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### Author:  [@derleydoo](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/derleydoo)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 3:53pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/6 "2026-04-27T15:53:33Z")
PK, we cannot rule out the possibility that it was a staged event. That said, do you suppose the master of redaction would have allowed himself to be described as ‘a pedophile, rapist, and traitor’ when reproducing the perpetrator’s manifesto?
Regarding the security, Allen expressed his surprise that it was severely lacking!
**Cole Allen’s manifesto in full:**
Hello everybody!
So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.
I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”
I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)
I apologize to all of the people I travelled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.
I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.
I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.
On to why I did any of this:
I am a citizen of the United States of America.
What my representatives do reflects on me.
_ **And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.** _
(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)
While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)
Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest
Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who _aren’t_
Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)
Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security
National Guard: same as Hotel Security
Hotel Employees: not targets at all
Guests: not targets at all
In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)
I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people _chose_ to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.
**Rebuttals to objections:**
**Objection 1:** As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.
**Rebuttal:** Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.
Turning the other cheek when _someone else_ is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.
**Objection 2:** This is not a convenient time for you to do this.
**Rebuttal:** I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?
This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.
**Objection 3:** You didn’t get them all.
**Rebuttal:** Gotta start somewhere.
**Objection 4:** As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.
**Rebuttal:** I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack
**Objection 5:** Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.
**Rebuttal:** The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.
I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is _astoundingly_ incompetent.)
Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.
Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.
Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.
Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.
Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.
Thank you all for everything.
Sincerely,
Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen
PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.
Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.
What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.
No damn security.
Not in transport.
Not in the hotel.
Not in the event.
Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.
I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.
The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.
Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.
Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.
Actually insane.
Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.
Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids.
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### Author:  [@pseudoai](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/pseudoai)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 4:40pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/7 "2026-04-27T16:40:47Z")
> [@derleydoo](#):
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> we cannot rule out the possibility
It’s very very unique that we can rule out possibilities.
Does the end justify the means?
Was that text written AFTER the fact?
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### Author:  [@derleydoo](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/derleydoo)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 5:47pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/8 "2026-04-27T17:47:20Z")
As I understand it, he sent the manifesto to his family, shortly before ‘the attack’ began.
I googled the information! There’s every possibility that you could have done that for yourself. 😀
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### Author:  [@pseudoai](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/pseudoai)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 6:04pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/9 "2026-04-27T18:04:53Z")
Yeah! I could have done that, for sure.
But the question is not if I find such and such on the internet, but asking if the text was written after the fact
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### Author:  [@MagsJ](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/MagsJ)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 7:06pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/10 "2026-04-27T19:06:21Z")
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I repeat..
> [@MagsJ](#):
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> Whilst the Obamas were advocating for pesticide-ridden GMO foods for _ **you** _, they were growing Organic pesticide-free produce in their make believe Whitehouse garden for them and their family.
A glydophate glysophate sandwich, anyone? ..anyone? ..anyone?
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**Oh** _ **look,** _ Google doesn’t know what glysophate is.. it thinks it’s “fly dip hate”. 😆
How convenient. 🙄
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### Author:  [@TheIllustriousMrCat](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/TheIllustriousMrCat)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 7:08pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/11 "2026-04-27T19:08:13Z")
It’s spelt glyphosate you clutz
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### Author:  [@TheIllustriousMrCat](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/TheIllustriousMrCat)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 7:11pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/12 "2026-04-27T19:11:33Z")
The triumvirate sent me btw. You know too much info. How the heck you know so much about the NWO is cause of concern for all of us. You must have ueber skills at Google. Apart from when you try to Google sciency stuff. Stick to NWO Bilderberger Hungarian Reptiles. It allows you and your ilk to coalesce around something rather than around each other which is when you get like crabs in a barrel.
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### Author:  [@MagsJ](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/MagsJ)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 7:14pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/13 "2026-04-27T19:14:25Z")
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> [@TheIllustriousMrCat](#):
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> It’s spelt glyphosate you clutz
..and my point is, why is AutoCorrect not AutoCorrect’ing?
Next! ☝🏼
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### Author:  [@MagsJ](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/MagsJ)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 7:17pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/14 "2026-04-27T19:17:05Z")
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> [@TheIllustriousMrCat](#):
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> The triumvirate sent me..
I **am** the triumvirate.
Next! ☝🏼
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### Author:  [@TheIllustriousMrCat](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/TheIllustriousMrCat)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 7:18pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/15 "2026-04-27T19:18:40Z")
Next: Spot the difference:
^^^ I’ve circled what instantly jumped out at me
More guys and flags if you’re in the market for that:
Advisory: if an assassin tries to kill a world leader, drop him so he doesn’t move again in his life. Do not approach. Keep a safe distance. Do not even think about taking his clothes off, he will have poison gas capsules stuck up somewhere that could take a small town out. He will have superexplosives under his tongue that would bring the White House Ballroom down. Do not go near do not go near do not go near.
Media:
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### Author:  [@MagsJ](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/MagsJ)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 7:20pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/16 "2026-04-27T19:20:58Z")
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You’re crackers.. 🦆
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### Author:  [@MagsJ](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/MagsJ)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 7:35pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/17 "2026-04-27T19:35:38Z")
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This is _unbelievably_ bad..
> **[Tom Tugendhat on Instagram: "Human rights matter. This report shows that some...](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXoETLwjv-C/?igsh=cmFqZ2Y0enp0NDQy)**
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> 4,230 likes, 430 comments - tomtugendhat on April 27, 2026: "Human rights matter. This report shows that some who wrap themselves in the claim that they’re protecting rights are doing no such thing. They’re violating the rights of soldiers and people...
The Left’s antics, are constantly undermining the integrity of the West.
_Lawsuits_, ahead? ..treason? ..imprisonment?
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### Author:  [@Nausamedu](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Nausamedu)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 8:35pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/18 "2026-04-27T20:35:15Z")
> [@Peter\_Kropotkin](#):
>
> just the other day, we had another ‘‘staged’’ assassination of
> the serial child rapist, IQ45… and here something I got a day
> ago talking about this ‘‘staged event’’…
>
> ''So, here are the facts:
>
> The judge ruled that Trump cannot build a ballroom for non-security
> reasons without congressional approval…
>
> Then for the first time as POTUS, he attends WHCD
> (White House Correspondent dinner)
>
> Karoline Leavitt says ‘‘shots will be fired’’ in a pre-dinner interview,
>
> Gunman somehow gets a ‘‘major weapon’’ into a building with security,
> shots are fired and is then taken into custody…
>
> Trump immediately holds press conf and says this is why
> we need his WH ballroom…
>
> I’ll let you draw your ow conclusions…
Translation: I prefer to believe my own narrative
Thats perfectly fine, but maybe you shouldnt wave it around like objective reality.
Just an idea.
EDIT: Also for the love of dont you people have any shame at all? You had a child sniffing senile f running for an entire 4 year cycle while you were bsing eachother about his mental faculties for 3.5 years and the daughter of whom wrote shower scenes with daddy manuscripts.
But apparently that was fine.
At one point or another consider figuring out how to run 1 single standard instead of 200 different ones separated by the logic of “1 for me and 199 for you by which im going to call you all names in the book”.
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### Author:  [@pseudoai](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/pseudoai)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 9:43pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/19 "2026-04-27T21:43:12Z")
It’s Glyphosate
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### Author:  [@MagsJ](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/MagsJ)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2026, 9:53pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/20 "2026-04-27T21:53:46Z")
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> [@Just another fake](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/just-another-fake/85323/13):
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> . ..and my point is, why is AutoCorrect not AutoCorrect’ing? Next! index_pointing_up:t3
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