Knock-Knock Joke Butler (ILP JOKES)

Our friendly neighborhood butler has heard all variety of knock-knock jokes so that he has them memorized, so whenever anyone starts in, he just guesses who it is, rather than asking “Who is it?”

someoneisatthedoor: knock knock
Xanderman: is “someone” at the door?
ILP: [ laughs ]

What do you think, ILP? Get that act on the road? (I’m just kidding.)

Can you make this joke better? I hope you have fun with it…