God is perfect
in every way,
on every day,
except Sunday.
For that is the day
when we get in the way
with our hymms
and our prayers
and our bullshit.
No gay Rugby on my threads please.
Well, okay then, as long as you’re gay with good grammar.
So, did you like the ditty, or did you just spontaneously feel the need for gay Rugby, bad grammar and dubious capitalization, all in one short column…?
Just asking. 
=D> I liked it, Tab. Verse 2?
[size=150]LeregGod.
God is perfect
in every way,
on every day,
except Sunday.
For that is the day
when we get in the way
with our hymms
and our prayers
and our bullshit.
We envy God’s eyes
and the things that they see,
and emulate them with CCTV.
We tap each other’s phones,
and peer into homes,
with our cameras and fibres
and remote controlled drones.
Collect garbage and dross:
like blood-flecked tooth floss,
used condoms and tampons
and slimy-cheeked swabs.
Then bake them all up
into info-rich pie
and beam it via sattelite all over the sky.
God is all powerful
and we envy that too,
so we go out and bench-press,
and learn our kung-fu.
We dress bad guys in black,
and good guys in white,
and put them on horses and get them to fight,
over trivial things like oil and Islam,
while we scream like children fresh-falled from the pram.[/size]
Hmm…something about this one is reminding me of a comment you made under my Passing Unnoticed…
Moi…?
Go on, tell me you got the title and I’ll give you a gold star…
No gold star for me. Gonna tell?
try it backwards… :-"
Ah.
Damn, you were expecting something cleverer. 
next time maybe. 
Very clever, Tab.
I guess we’ll keep this one.
I got your title 
And that was a fun one, tabby. But rainey caught you you cheeky man. Hmmm… Comedy vs tragedy … I opt for tragedy, but can’t deny my good times strolling through your quips. Will I find a tampon in every piece you write? Not that I mind, just askin’ you know.
Tab, you Devil! That’s Dr. Seuss! hahaha very well done. Common now, if not a cookie then a gummy bear.