Yahoo were slightly more explicit with their choice of headline
Woman gets dead persons face
When, not if, the transfacial market is up and under comprehensive legality in South Korea, I will face a delimma with a potential face-off situation. I would be dirty for money, tricky for money, canny for money, et cetera. Would I be ugly for money though, is the question. I’ll obviously need my budget line and indifference curves worked out first, but the real task will lie in the construction of a real life econometric model which would enable me estimate the maximum likelihood of getting laid while being ugly but rich. Explainatory variables of the model will take account of an integrited coeficient of a dummy variable which equals to 1 if sexual target are prostitutes, 0 if not. Chow F-statistics test will follow to indicate wether the coeficient is significantly greater than the t-value of a 10% probability. If not, the decision of undergoing the operation will be rejected.
I’ll take your word for it…
Good man.