Life is Bad, Scientific Proof. The DeathStroke

[b]I believe that this post, when understood, will be the deathstroke of modern religion.

The Great Trixie will present to you the following presentation - Life is Bad.[/b]

Let us start at the very beginning.

When you are born. What does a baby do?

Whine whine whine. Science says they whine for 3 hours a day.

The rest of the time, is a build of melodrama. Eventually, the misery builds up to a breaking point…and the whining begins.

Examine your life. Just how much of it is enjoyable?

Like most of the population, you probably have a job you don’t like, and friends who can best be described as a bore.

Mathematically speaking, add it up. The majority of your life is either misery, or a build up of nothingness.

You work for 6 months to get a week of a vacation. Usually the vacation doesn’t even turn out right.

You exist as a teenager with a build up of hormones, full of angst, with no release.

I have already proven in another topic that mindlessness is pleasure.

So if mindlessness is pleasure…that means stuff - existence…is misery, by definition.

Take for instance, HAlo. Halo is a popular computer game.

Says the guy who made it…“What makes halo better than the other games? Halo has 30 seconds of fun.”

Yep, thats right. You play Halo for an hour, just to extract merely 30 seconds of fun!

And halo is a GAME! Yet, even in so called “games”, the majority of it is misery.

Think of the last party you were invited to! Recall all the agony of waiting for your ride to show up!

Take off the glassy spectacles. See what life really is!

A walking, talking pile of waiting. A walking talking pile of misery.

I have proven that life is misery.

Now do you see the insanity around you?

A culture that worships life. Hollywood movies, about staying alive.

Don’t you see?

You are a horrible monstrocity, a product of evolutionary science.

You have survived over the aeons, you are in love with life, even though life doesn’t love you!

Specimens who did not love life, their genes died off.

But you…you cling to it, like a mold clings to a rusty floorboard.

You praise and worship your enemy! You celebrate the bully that harms you, life!

Oh what a fool are you. Oh what a fool you continue to be!

Why do you worship a God who placed you in a sandbox of filth, faeces, and bacteria?

You praise his free will he has given you!

You celebrate yourself as a proud soldier, fighting his “good fight”.

Cleaning up, reorganizing, the very same filth he created!

Your silly quests!

He gave you free will, but not the free will to die.

To cease to exist. To opt out of his grand equation.

Oh what a cruel God you worship. Oh what a fool you have been. What a fool you are.

We live to antecipate, to expect, to wish. Happiness is the expectation of a positive future.
It isn’t everyday circumstances that make people miserable. It is the lack of hope, lack of anything to wish for in any foreseeable future.