Kimmy was the kind of little girl who liked to do things with her hands. she would always be drawing or making something, just to waste time.
Jimmy loved to collect little models of army men and melt them with a magnifying glass.
Timmy loved money.
One day, Timmy observed that Jimmy paid the store $20 for 5 army men. That same day, he observed that Kimmy made a small plastic model of a tea party, and sold it to some girl for $1.
Oh Timmy knew that he had stumbled upon the holy grail of all the biggest ideas that humanity has ever known. Of course he quickly told Kimmy that he would buy 5 army men for $1 each, and he told Jimmy that he would sell him 5 for $19.
It was a win win situation. Jimmy got his army men at a cheaper price, Kimmy got money for her hobby, and Timmy got to buy all the luxury cars and mansions he could dream of.
“Why didnt you just tell me to go to Kimmy for my army man needs? I mean, i would have actually given you like a 10% finders fee you know. i would have gladly given you like $1 or $2, but dont you think 300% markup is kind of unnecesary?”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP” and Timmy shot Jimmy’s girlfriend, hung her upside down by her ankles, and chopped off her breasts and face.
Jimmy didnt complain.
AND THE HOOOME… OFFF THEEEEE… BRRRRRRAAAAAaaAAAaaaAAAAVE!! YEAH!