Lord comes in Human form to preach and uplift the human soul

Lord comes in Human form to preach and uplift the human souls

The Lord is giving experience to us in every walk of life about His existence. But, such experiences become weak in course of time due to the petty minds of the human beings. The human mind always takes logic and interprets such experiences as mere accidental situations. Therefore the faith of the theists is not strong. The human preachers are unable to answer the doubts of these human beings and this further weakens the faith. Therefore, the Lord comes down in the form of a human being as the divine preacher.

Thus, there is a bare neccesity for such incarnation. Veda says ‘Yat Saakshat Aparokshat Brahma’, which means that Brahman comes down before the eyes of the human beings. Gita also says ‘Maanusheem Tanumaasritam’ which means that Brahman comes down as a human being. But the human body follows the rules of the nature and is not different from any other human body. The shirt of a king is not different from any other shirt. It can be cut with the help of a blade like any other shirt. The speciality is in the king but not in the shirt. If the Lord wishes, He could take the human body, which has neither birth nor death. It can be a divine body, which appears before all the human beings at different places and preaches, in different languages in the sametime. But, such creation of divine body means that the Lord is going beyond the rules of the nature, which are created by the Lord only. The Lord has such divine power, which can go beyond this nature.

Such divine power is called ‘Maya’ and the Lord who is the possessor of such Maya is called ‘Mayee’ as said in Gita “Mayinam tu Maheswaram”. But no sensible administrator will break his own rules when a work is possible within the set up of the administration. There is no need of doing that work by breaking the adminstration. The Lord can achieve the same result by taking several human bodies at a time and from generation to generation. In such way, the administration is not interferred. Therefore, the Lord comes in several human incarnations at a time in each generation and the Viswarupa represents this. In Gita, the prayer on the Viswarupa mentions about several feet, faces and also several stomaches (Aneka Baahoodara Vaktra Netram). Therefore, the present picture of Viswarupa is wrong.

It means only the photo of a group of preachers existing at the same time. The word “Udara” (stomach) is not justified in the present picture of ‘Viswarupam’, which is again another mis-perception leading to misinterpretation.

Therefore, it is very very clear that Datta means only the human incarnation that came down to preach the true divine knowledge. But, due to natural egoism and jealousy the human beings do not recognize the Lord in the form of a human being. Only very few believed Krishna as Lord. Only very few believed Shirdi Sai Baba as God. When Sai was alive there were few devotees only and no body thought of a temple for Him. Even Butee wanted to build a temple for Krishna only who was a past incarnation. Now there are millions of devotees and lakhs of temples for Sai baba because He is no more a present incarnation. He who wins over the three types of egoism caused by the three qualities (Trigunas) is called as ‘Atri’. He who conquerred jealousy (Asuya) is ‘Anasuya’. Such a devotee only can capture the human incarnation. This is the sense of the statement that Atri and Anasuya attained Datta.

Hey that’s me man! You just described me. Holy shit. You know, I’m psychic. I’m not kidding, but I can’t always reveal what I know…not yet, the time has not come.

I’m the second coming of Christ. My lebanese lineage is linked to Jesus’ family. I have his DNA in me, which gives me these powers. The original aryan race. I am the prototype master with blue eyes and olive skin.

I could go on and on. In short, I’m da bomb, people, and my wraith will be felt by the wretched demons on earth.


Ahahahaha…scared ya, ya pansies. :unamused:

(not you, swami, you’re pretty cool)

Meaning of second coming of Jesus

The names like Rama, Krishna, Jesus etc., belong to the external human body, which has taken birth. Such names are generated only after the birth of these human bodies. Therefore, such names are certainly the names of the external human bodies only, which are like the shirts. When the human bodies perish, these names also must perish. But these names exist as eternal names even after the disappearance of these human bodies due to death. The reason is that these names were directed towards the inner Lord even during the time of existence these human bodies. A person is carrying vegetables for selling. You call him by the name “ Vegetables”. The person is not vegetable and the vegetables are not the person also. But the possessor of the vegetables is called by the name of the possessed material. Similarly, when the name “ Krishna or Jesus” was called, this name was directed towards the internal Lord also. Therefore, even if the human body perished, since the Lord is eternal, Krishna or Jesus is also eternal. When Krishna said that He will come again and again, whenever necessary ( Yada Yada hi….Gita), it means the eternal Lord present in the human body will come again and again through different human forms. Similarly, when it is told that Jesus will come again, it means the Lord present in that human body will come again. Here the names Krishna and Jesus indicate the Lord and not the human body.

When some body says that He will come again after 20 years, it does not mean that he will come in the same shirt. Even in the case of the ordinary human beings the name indicates the inner eternal soul also. When people say that Subba Rao died, it means that the name indicates the external human body. People say that Subba Rao’s last journey is today. It means that the name indicates only the external body, which is going to be cremated in the burial ground on that day. In these sayings the name indicates the external human body. But after one-year people say that today is the yearly ceremony of Subba Rao. When you have stated that Subba Rao finished his last journey one year back, how can you bring Subba Rao again after one year? Here the name indicates the inner soul. Therefore, even in the worldly terminology the name indicates both the external body and inner soul according to the context.

Therefore, when you say that Jesus was crucified and killed, the name indicates the external human body. When you say that Jesus will come again on final day of destruction of this world, the name indicates the inner Lord. Thus, the same name indicates the external or internal item according to the context. When you say that Krishna danced in Brundavanam, the name indicates the external human body. When you say that Krishna will come again and again whenever necessary, the name indicates the inner Lord. If you realise this discrimination, you have no quarrel with any religion. When you say that Jesus or Krishna will come again, it means that the inner Lord is going to come in different human bodies again. When you are drawing the picture of Jesus or Krishna, the picture represents the external human body only and not the inner Lord. You can never draw the picture of the inner Lord because He is beyond the realm of imagination. You cannot say about the existence of two unimaginable Lords. When the Lord is unimaginable, He can be only one. If you say that there are two entities, it means that both the entities are imaginable. Therefore, you have to accept that there is only one unimaginable Lord or God. The external human bodies are different and cannot be one. When I say that Krishna is Jesus, it means that the Lord in the body of Krishna and in the body of Jesus is one and the same. It does not mean that the two different bodies are one and the same.

Damn you type fast.

You please read the above post and understand the meaning

Quick…What am I thinking?

That I’m full of shit.

Told you.

Only partly wrong.

You must have lost the transmission somewhere.

It was:
“He’s full of shit.”

A slight difference that changes the entire message.
Nevertheless…I’m impressed.

Please Satyr, I got the transmission successfully, I only said it in the first person. I know you thought “he’s” full of shit, obviously.

And now you are thinking of a way to become a hellenist warrior and turn your house into a training facility, because life is suffering and men are becomming feminized.

Damn I’m good.

Were you reading my thoughts by reading my words?


Hare Krishna…Hare, Hare…

Do you think dattaswami has any sacred penis enlargement products to offer?

On Penises:

The penis is a glorious organ. The father of life. Chicks in the orient carry around big wooden statues of penises because they are so cool.

Today, however, we have a problem with our penises. Many of our penises are not large enough for us to be satisfied with, and I blame this solely on the porn industry. Some guy named Joe is surfing porn one day and this dude with an enormous johnson is poking a big titted blonde, as she screams out in apparant agony. Now, this does a couple things to Joe. He becomes jealous and feels inferior, because he can’t make a woman scream like that, so he begins to hate his penis. When Joe has sex with his girlfriend, she does moan, but its nothing like that blonde chick in the porn video. Joe becomes depressed and suspicious of his girlfriend; he begins to think that she is faking it just to help Joe feel better because he does not have an enormous johnson. So Joe turns on the TV. He sees a commercial for penis enlargement. This cheesy middle class man in a “Leave It To Beaver” type black and white setting has a “new swing” with his golf club, while his smiling wife watches with the other wives, who are jealous of her because her man now has an enormous johnson. So Joe gets a big idea…which should transform into a big johnson, for three monthly installments.

But Joes wife would do fine without Joe having an enormous johnson, if only she would teach him how and where to use/put it. Granted, a big johnson does provide for a greater degree of surface contact and therefore more nerve stimulation, and it also gives the woman the chance to enter the metaphorical archetype: “OMG it hurts so good…this man is fucking me, taking me, breaking through my fortress and really shaking me up…SUCH POWER!”…like the John Cougar Meloncamp song “It hurts so good,” which is responsible for 63% of the middle class white male’s desire to make his wife squeal.

Okay, a big dick is handy, but that doesn’t mean a small dick is not. Well, I’m lying. A small dick is useless and you should be shot if you have one.

Myself, possessing an “average-to-above” sized johnson, does not suffer from the resulting psychological trauma that ruins men’s lives, and I truely feel for the small man. That must totally suck. My advice is to find a smaller woman who has a shallow vaginal canal. If not, use elongated vegetables for fucking your girl with, like a squash or a cucumber. And be creative. Hopefully you can distract her from the fact that you are sexually useless and that at least you can make art out of the sex you fail to produce.

One way to make your johnson appear bigger is to lose weight around the pelvic region. If you press the base of your johnson in, you will notice that the shaft continues well into your body. If you can lose some of the skin-fat in that area, more of the shaft will become external, and the johnson will be glorious and true.

Some tips for the small membered man: sexual positions make all the difference. The best position for the samll johnson is probably doggy-style with an extreme arch in the back. This increases your chances of hitting the cervix and getting her to squeal…and she won’t be faking it either.

Watch her face. The face doesn’t lie. If you hit that spot, she will flinch. If she doesn’t, change it around a little. Put more weight on her back, lean into her, etc., etc.

Aporia, Swami doesn’t need a big johnson because he isn’t of the subtle body. Swami makes love with his songs, and the women love to hear him croon.

If you need a bigger johnson, I suggest the methods I listed above. But I’m sure the enlargement pills produce a terrible side effect which will be discovered by scientists in the year 2018, where upon every man who has a big johnson will grow a third leg, and this third leg will get in the way whether you have a big johnson or not. I do not recommend the pills.

Any questions?

Damn I almost forgot.

Shortening the length of the pubic hair can also help make the johnson appear bigger, but there is a fine line here which must not be crossed. You need some hair to accentuate the johnson. This produces better visuals for the woman. She will see it as if it were an animal and say “ohhhhh shit…here it comes…its gonna get me!”

I think we, as a community, should have a Post A Picture Of Your Johnson in the mundane babble thread.

And you can’t tweak the camera out so the picture looks bigger than than johnson truly is. That’s cheating. No zooming allowed.

Yea or nay? Let’s have a vote.

As awesome as phalluses are in the abstract, real penises are rather ugly if you ask me. I’ve got nothing against demonstrating my generous endowment to the viewing public, but I don’t think anyone would get any great pleasure out of looking at it.

And detrop, as someone whose father played the oldies station in the car for much of his youth, I can tell you that “hurts so good” is about the woman hurting the man so good. But presumably it can go both ways.

No! Christian morality and fig leafs have ruined everybody. We must one day roam naked through the forest. This is the only way to come clean! Are you not proud of your johnson? Your johnson is the means to new life, and yet you hide it away in trousers?

Colinsign, please school this dude on the importance of the johnson…then go back to your room.