# Love pissing as number three
**URL:** https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315
**Category:** Non-Philosophical Chat
**Created:** [May 10, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315 "2007-05-10T19:40:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@ChimneySweep](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/ChimneySweep)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/1 "2007-05-10T19:40:28Z")
When should one take a love piss? In the company (and indeed the body) of someone else? Nah, too much hassle (getting into and maintaining a relationship, and all that bullshit), and rather messy. How about on one’s own, in an erotic way? Nah, it’s never actually erotic, and is very unsightly.
So, why not add love pissing to the other two waste explusion types (ie, numbers one and two)? Every so often, “go for a number three”. This is probably the most civilised way to think and go about it. In fact, doing one two and three in the same session is probably the optimal way to dispose of these substances.
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Reasonable](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Mr_Reasonable)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/2 "2007-05-10T20:07:47Z")
If you’re talking about peeing inside of a chick, then I think one should do it any time they are allowed.
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### Author:  [@XXL1337baller](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/XXL1337baller)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/3 "2007-05-10T20:13:01Z")
That’s what I thought he was talking about at first. When I realized what he meant I wished I could have not clicked this topic.
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### Author:  [@ChimneySweep](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/ChimneySweep)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/4 "2007-05-10T21:09:49Z")
I can confirm that I’m not talking about so-called “pissing in action” - an unpleasant practise, IMO.
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Reasonable](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Mr_Reasonable)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/5 "2007-05-10T21:19:54Z")
You mean I should be able to take a 10 minute break at work to “use the restroom” in the form of, um, expelling substances other than feces and urine?
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### Author:  [@aporia](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/aporia)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/6 "2007-05-10T22:42:12Z")
If your job requires you to justify your bathroom break, whether the break is for business or for pleasure, I suggest you find another job.
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Reasonable](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Mr_Reasonable)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2007, 11:37pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/7 "2007-05-10T23:37:35Z")
Well, I don’t have to justify going to the restroom, but if someone inadvertently walked in on me taking a “love piss” it might be cause for alarm.
Incidentally, I took a love piss on my 2 exes ago ex girlfriend’s face this morning at about 7 am. What a way to start the day!
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Reasonable](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Mr_Reasonable)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2007, 1:26am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/8 "2007-05-11T01:26:17Z")
Every time I see this thread on my list I just bust out laughing. This is the first time I’ve encountered the term “love piss”.
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### Author:  [@ChimneySweep](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/ChimneySweep)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2007, 9:32am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/9 "2007-05-11T09:32:52Z")
> [@ScottMears](#):
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> Incidentally, I took a love piss on my 2 exes ago ex girlfriend’s face this morning at about 7 am. What a way to start the day!
Hahaha!
Yes, it’s a very amusing term. I got it from The League of Gentlemen (the UK comedians, not the movies).
There should be special “urinals” in form of holes in the wall ~1m above the ground for men to do their love pisses in (with optional seats behind them, for those who like to slump down afterwards).
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### Author:  [@Dan1](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Dan1)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2007, 11:04am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/10 "2007-05-11T11:04:11Z")
> [@ChimneySweep](#):
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> > [@ScottMears](#):
> >
> > Incidentally, I took a love piss on my 2 exes ago ex girlfriend’s face this morning at about 7 am. What a way to start the day!
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> Hahaha!
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> Yes, it’s a very amusing term. I got it from The League of Gentlemen (the UK comedians, not the movies).
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> There should be special “urinals” in form of holes in the wall ~1m above the ground for men to do their love pisses in (with optional seats behind them, for those who like to slump down afterwards).
[I’m gunu take a piss, ranty-style,]
[b]That’s so HIV-impending-dimented-single-virgin-warped-media-based-fantasy-sexual that it makes me want to file for devorce, even before I ever marry.
You make me so mad that I’m not angry or upset at all.
And oh, low quality love, it’s like asking a naked person to prepair your food for you, after they stick each finger up their own ass. “Love”. God damnit. That one is just sexual-frustration, and the other is attachment. Heart snatching, soul-eating cunts!
Oh man!
Haven’t you seen how fucked up some people are, after they go through the ringer? I mean, I’ve seen more than a few, totally emotionally screwed, after too many “friends” and “lovers”.
Cold lisards, ice cubes, and the mutant-healing-factor of Wolverien may be able to handle all of that slashing, and distortion, but I’d prefer punching their face, as soon as they even think about being an irrisponsible, socially inept, ignorant bastard.
I’m not against love in any way,
But it’s become a consumeristic, deadly junk-food.
Really… A shit-hole is that exciting?
Or someone’s really lost a few marbles…
I’m not a psychologist,
But I know that most everyone,
Especially the psychologists,
Are insane and need to be put into an institution of some sort, fast!
Why is it a joke, forbidden, over-done, fake, and still mind-controlling, appealing and addictive, to the common person?
…That’s a hard question.
Love piss. Ouch.
Another form of excratory insertions.
Shit-eating is like… one step below that.[/b]
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Reasonable](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Mr_Reasonable)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/11 "2007-05-14T21:40:22Z")
Dan, I’ve got some videos from the Phillipines that you’ve just gotta see.
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### Author:  [@PhilosophyGirl](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/PhilosophyGirl)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2007, 5:56am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/12 "2007-05-15T05:56:00Z")
Empty response.
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Reasonable](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Mr_Reasonable)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2007, 6:21am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/13 "2007-05-15T06:21:00Z")
Just read something into it that wasn’t intended by me but supports an opposing view. There are ambiguities anywhere you want them to be. Take advantage.
Or, maybe you meant that your response was empty. I don’t think it is. I think it totally proves my point(whatever it may be).
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### Author:  [@PhilosophyGirl](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/PhilosophyGirl)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2007, 6:27am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/14 "2007-05-15T06:27:05Z")
the cat is chillin
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Reasonable](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Mr_Reasonable)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2007, 6:42am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/15 "2007-05-15T06:42:39Z")
That’s what I like to hear.
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### Author:  [@PhilosophyGirl](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/PhilosophyGirl)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2007, 6:44am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/16 "2007-05-15T06:44:02Z")
you hear what you like thats what you like to hear
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Reasonable](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Mr_Reasonable)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2007, 6:47am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/17 "2007-05-15T06:47:38Z")
You’re alot smarter than you seem.
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### Author:  [@PhilosophyGirl](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/PhilosophyGirl)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2007, 6:48am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/18 "2007-05-15T06:48:31Z")
thats an insult? compliment?
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Reasonable](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Mr_Reasonable)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2007, 6:59am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/19 "2007-05-15T06:59:05Z")
You choose, you have to prefer one over the other. I’ll tell you if your guess is right.
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### Author:  [@PhilosophyGirl](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/PhilosophyGirl)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2007, 6:59am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/love-pissing-as-number-three/16315/20 "2007-05-15T06:59:38Z")
insult?
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