Mad Moustache Debate

Are men with moustaches more mean or manly than men without?

<--------------as you can see on my monkey face, I have a moustache

What is the proper style of the moustache?

The mexican revolutionary?
The Celtic Broom moustache?
The Pencil Gigolo Moustache?
the moustache into sideburns?
a regular moustache?

What say ye’s?

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the best kind of mustasche is the one that my parents cannot see…on me, at least.

Heck, if they didn’t remind me, I’d eventually forget to shave. :smiley:

my stache takes the cake, proper style.

Dude, Monooq, try to deny it, but you are as French as inspector Cluseau man. Take it from a fellow franchute blood in exile.

Darn French. Plauge our wine, our war-efforts, our fast-food, and now…our facial-hair??! :laughing:

As far as I’m concerned the only kind of moustache that can always stand on its own is the Sam Eliot job - the old 1880’s classic that smiles when you do while never actually showing your upper lip.

Other than this, they must be judged on a case by case basis, and frankly most of them would be much improved by the addition of a goatee or other beard structure.