my question is this:should there be another thing that holds the title of ‘man’s best friend’ instead of or foremost infront of a dog?
what is your opinion?
My notebook.
The porn producer.
Women.
i was think’in women when i put this up. but theres so much disloyalty,treachurey,abuse,scandle…
ah nvm. carry on.
That’s why the porn producer wins.
Sheep, closely followed by cigarettes…
You smoke cigs?
How often?
Better than smoking sheep, I guess.
Yes, women are a mixed blessing at best. But they have all the pussy. 
Well, more often than I don’t smoke them, if you see what I mean…
In truth - only a few a day, sometimes none…
A mixed blessing at best? And at worst a total nightmate, I suppose?
They do have all the pussy, indeed, we should get the Monopolies and Mergers Commission onto them because technically I’m sure that that counts as communism…
I know I shouldn’t be talking about smoking, but cigs are so much worse than pot…
I also know that the last thing smokers want are other people telling them what to do…
but… please quit. 
I think you of all people would agree you’re too smart to die young of lung or heart related problems.
OG,
I saw that one coming from a mile away!
I never met a guy in jail that stole a car in front of ten people while he was high on cigarettes.
Ad, if you tell me you met a guy in jail who stole a car high (on JUST pot) you’ll see me respond with ‘You’re a liar’.
I’ve met dozens.
I could guess which guys were potheads based on their crimes.
I second that.
I had this whole post written out, but I want you to answer one question first.
What are the crimes you speak of?
I don’t believe you, but I don’t think you’re intentionally lying.
Stupid crimes where they are in happy land doing things right in the open.
Stealing would be the top crime.
Main Entry: 1friend
Pronunciation: 'frend
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English frend, from Old English frEond; akin to Old High German friunt friend, Old English frEon to love, frEo free
1 a : one attached to another by affection or esteem b : ACQUAINTANCE
2 a : one that is not hostile b : one that is of the same nation, party, or group
3 : one that favors or promotes something (as a charity)
4 : a favored companion
5 capitalized : a member of a Christian sect that stresses Inner Light, rejects sacraments and an ordained ministry, and opposes war – called also Quaker
The people around you do more for you then your dog does.
Attachment comes from pleasure, and pleasure is the signal that awares us of our needs. Humans are our best friends. All of the middle men in society made everything far less personal. For this reason [I am guessing that] “love” will continue to shrink as synthetic transaction increases.
Some people can like the un-conditional love and effection from their pets, but would you actually prefer that dog over and above a human friend? Human friends are more complex and not as easy to deal with, so it is more mental work, but human friends are [ultimately] “better”.
So you can guess which guys are potheads by looking at the ‘crime: Stealing’ thing on their sheet? 
Somehow I don’t think the majority are, in actuality, people who don’t drink, smoke cigs or do any other drugs.
I’m not gonna get into the drug thing again, but if they were stealing… it wasn’t because of pot, it was the combination of a bunch of factors like… being broke etc.
Weed is way too cheap for people to be stealing cars to fund that particular habit. You could beg on the street and likely make enough to keep yourself high permenantly, not to mention the fact that you can grow marijuana.
This isn’t making sense… and I don’t really wanna argue this, but I realize you DO work in a prison, so maybe I’m a little off here.