You will get a kick out of this
http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/
Example of Humor Follows
"I’m off to Germany for a few weeks. Apologies if my absence results in your doing any work.
Except, I have to pop back briefly to tell you what just happened. I’m about to cycle into town and Margret stops me as I’m setting off. ‘Will you bring back that filing cabinet from Argos?’ she asks. Can you, ladies and gentlemen, imagine a person cycling two miles through Christmas traffic on a mountain bike carrying a filing cabinet?
Margret can.
Right, I really must get packed for Germany now."