how often do you do it? seriously?
“Hay, don’t knock masturbation.
Its sex with someone I love.”
Woody Allen from the movie “Annie hall”
Peter, I am married, Kropotkin
Having a wife reduces that need greatly.
dasnichtege: “Having a wife reduces that need greatly.”
K: No, its means we have to lie about it more often. 
Kropotkin
About three times a week.
i haven’t had that problem. She still likes doing things with me…frequently. And, it doesn’t help to throw in some romance as well 
Peter Kropotkin:No, its means we have to lie about it more often.
D:i haven’t had that problem. She still likes doing things with me…frequently. And, it doesn’t help to throw in some romance as well.
K: Romance? You haven’t been married long then.
Wait a few years and then tell me about it.
Kropotkin
Long enough. If giving her some flowers every now and then makes her feel loved, then it is only logical to get her some flowers every now and then.
K: Romance? You haven’t been married long then.
Wait a few years and then tell me about it.
D: Long enough. If giving her some flowers every now and then makes her feel loved, then it is only logical to get her some flowers every now and then.
K: Flowers? Dam, that’s where I have been going wrong.
And maybe why I needed to answer a masterbation post instead of
how many times you do with your significant other. 
Kropotkin
i believe there’s a direct correlation up to a certain limit, then it declines in typical bell curve fashion.
dasnichtege: “then it declines in typical bell curve fashion.”
K: Ok, that one way to describe what happens when you get old.
You spend more time trying to decide on whither to get Viagra or
levitra, then you do on the date itself.
Its hell to get old.
Kropotkin
I mentally masturbate every time I read one of your posts.
s orry…canttype ma sterbatinnngg
I always type one-handed…
Masturbation, wanking, jerking off, the shaky hand shuffle, running, whatever you call it…we all do it, or did it, or done it…It seems such a shameful, pathetic, undignified thing to do…but in those secret animal moments, behind
quietness and shut doors…you hear the tiny creak of secret pleasure.
is that a penis on the end of his face?
Flogging the dolphin, choking the bishop, raising the tower, flanking the plank…
Spanking the gobbo…
I knew it, I knew you liked to be beaten, chained, whipped, dressed in a big nappy and served mushed up bananas!
Gather round people, see the confession!
No body here is giving strait answers,
why don’t you ever download msn IM then PM me!?
- I have all of the scientific data needed,
but you must download that msn!!!
lol.