Maxim's Hot 100

Why arent I on the list?

  1. Lindsay Lohan
  2. Jessica Alba
  3. Scarlett Johansson
  4. Christina Aguilera
  5. Jessica Biel
  6. Ali Larter
  7. Eva Mendez
  8. Rihanna
  9. Eva Longoria
  10. Fergie
  11. Sienna Miller
  12. Angelina Jolie
  13. Beyonce Knowles
  14. Katherine Heigl
  15. Avril Lavigne
  16. Ashlee Simpson
  17. Maria Sharapova
  18. Megan Fox
  19. Cameron Diaz
  20. Keira Knightley
  21. Kate Beckinsale
  22. Nicole Scherzinger
  23. Hilary Duff
  24. Sophia Bush
  25. Elisha Cuthbert
  26. Nelly Furtado
  27. Kate Hudson
  28. Carmen Electra
  29. Sarah Silverman
  30. Rebecca Romijn
  31. Amy Smart
  32. Lacey Chabert
  33. Roselyn Sanchez
  34. Vanessa Minnillo
  35. Jennifer Garner
  36. Jamie King
  37. Ashley Olsen
  38. Shakira
  39. Rachel Bilson
  40. Moon Bloodgood
  41. Jessica Simpson
  42. Minka Kelly
  43. Kate Mara
  44. Rose McGowan
  45. Bar Refaeli
  46. Kristen Bell
  47. Katharine McPhee
  48. Mandy Moore
  49. Mischa Barton
  50. Miss Maxim 51. Alessandra Ambrosio
  51. Kate Walsh
  52. Adriana Lima
  53. Missy Peregrym
  54. Halle Berry
  55. Michele Merkin
  56. Tricia Helfer
  57. Penelope Cruz
  58. Jamie-Lynn Sigler
  59. Jessica White
  60. Nadine Velazquez
  61. Danneel Harris
  62. Bianca Kajlich
  63. Lena Headey
  64. Autumn Reeser
  65. Joanna Krupa
  66. Gabrielle Union
  67. Evangeline Lilly
  68. Danica Patrick
  69. Stacy Keibler
  70. Willa Ford
  71. Ciara
  72. Mena Suvari
  73. Tara Conner
  74. April Scott
  75. Diora Baird
  76. Hilary Burton
  77. Joss Stone
  78. Adrianne Palecki
  79. Abbie Cornish
  80. Emmanuelle Chriqui
  81. Dita Von Teese
  82. Ivanka Trump
  83. Hometown Hottie
  84. Kelly Ripa
  85. Michelle Trachtenberg
  86. Padma Lakshmi
  87. Raquel Alessi
  88. Haylie Duff
  89. Salma Hayek
  90. Isla Fisher
  91. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
  92. Christina Milian
  93. Kelly Carlson
  94. The Avatars of Second Life
  95. Shanna Moakler
  96. Kim Kardashian
  97. Yunjin Kim
  98. Mia Maestro
  99. Noureen DeWolf

Because that whole list is politically motivated.

How would your list go twat?

It’d be me, you, and our 98 biggest fans.

I have a whole lot more than 98 fans

You can pick your top 98. I actually don’t have any fans, so I was hoping you could help us make the 100 mark. And I can even be #2, whatever makes you happy.

hey do you know this song-

Who care lets rock, the party wont stop
all the girls steppin out fot a public affair
who cares lets rock , the party wont stop

and then it goes:
shake shake shake!

Guess who sings it! Guess, Guess who sings it! Guess!

You?

No, guess again.

I want you to sing it to me. When you bring the biscuits.

whatever you say

:smiley:

Interesting list.

I’m utterly at a loss to explain why any man, or any sentient being for that atter, would rank Lindsay Lohan, Fergie, Avril Lavigne, and Ashlee Simpson above (for instance) Keira Knightley and Halle Berry.

Politically motivated is right on the money, Scott. I think “hot” in this case has mostly to do with “how famous are you for being famous?” So really, Paris Hilton should top the list.

i dont know who half these people are.

what is so appealing about halle berry? i never got that.

Is there a page that shows all them hoes at once? I can’t be bothered to look them all up individually.

The top 2 are average, but #3 is quite nice.

I know what you mean, SuperMan; Berry’s as average as they come. And for that film where they paid her a shedload to flash her tits, they wasted their money big time :slight_smile:

I’m sorry to see that Drea de Matteo isn’t there.

Scarlett Johansson? why? Just cause she’s super curvy? shrug

I’ll see if i can look some of them up and post some pics because im pretty bored.

Here’s the Top 10:

Is it weird that I find none of these women attractive and don’t know half of them?