Now i have gone a’creepin before, but hell, it’s been what… thirty-two years since i last seen’a girl through a window. If i recall, it was in Boone and i was twenty one. I even think i remember the house. It was the rental right beside Portifino’s or Portafino’s sport bar on the campus. Watched THE most sexy beast college chick trying on clothes and posing in the mirror 'n shit.
And you know something else? College kids do not close their blinds. I dunno wtf it is if their absentminded or stupid or what. No kidding. A goddamn college hottie will sit right there on the couch in her underwear and the fucking sliding glass door blind will be drawn totally back. What’s a guy supposed to do when he walks by and sees something like that? Keep walking MY ASS.