Sorry…I just had to do it.
Merry Christmas to the Christians.
Merry Winter Festival to the Californian Atheists.
Merry infidel ritual of consumption and corruption to the Islamic Fundamentalists.
To nihilists: Have nothing day that amounts to nothing and may it be all you expect( Get your hands out of that stocking and away from that present, you Foxhole nihilist) 
happy tammuz day
-Imp
California Atheists, huh. That sounds like Californians with a philosohical outlook. Which sounds like Californians with a philosophy.
Now that’s funny.
I’m kidding, of course.
No I’m not.
Yes I am.
No I’m not.
bump
-Imp
I do think many nihilists enjoy this day very much. After all, what’s the problem in their enjoying it? Isn’t everything fucking pointless anyway? 
