Minding his own business

A man on the street
stands on his own
smoking a cigarette
watching the traffic

someone dressed as liam neeson appears
from behind a wall
brandishing a heavy rubber bat

and begins pummelling the chap
who is minding his own business

The chap with the bat
… is led off by the police

oh…but why neeson?

Its a metaphor.

ohhhhh… it’s a metaphor… that explains everything…


Well Liam is rumoured to have the biggest, ahem, ‘rubber bat’ in HollyWood - so perhaps that’s it…?

…rubber-bat-comparing-parties over there in Hollywood?