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What is your sexual preference?

  • Heterosexual
  • Homosexual
  • Bisexual
  • Asexual
  • Trysexual (will try anything, animals, corpse’s, etc.)
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Taking after this great thread by Daybreak

I would like to see what is the sexual preference of ILP. If you don’t want to come out in the open with what you put, you don’t have to, but at least vote on the poll.

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I’m a hetero.

And I’m good :sunglasses:

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Hetero, and the hottest chick on this planet is that chick offa House, Runner up= Shyster. Imho

4

She’s pretty in a defined way.

I also find Emmanuel Chriqui beautiful.

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I didn’t know we were doing a beauty contest as well. LOL, are you trying to prove you heterosexuality?

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I just watched House :stuck_out_tongue: but yes I am secretly trying cover up my latent homosexuality… is it working?

[size=59]plus I thought if we keep mentioning Shyster she might come back… and with more piccies [/size] :blush:

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lol

I talk about aliens but I need to prove my sexuality to the net?

You remember who created this very thread right?

8

I’m hetero. But I’m not so good. :wink:

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I won’t argue with you there. First time I saw her was in some barely known film…, was funny as hell… forget the name… This guy had sex with some girl in an elevator when there was a power outage, and he spends the whole film trying to figure out who she is. She plays a skanky girl in that film…

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I recently saw her star opposite of Lance Bass on some low budget film. It was horrible, but she made it worth having on mute in the background.

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Who is this Shyster everyone keeps mentioning? lol

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hetero, recently single, horny

Who is Shyster?

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Shyster is an ILPer that has racked up more than 1000 posts in about 2 years of being here. Hopefully she is still alive (what with a post about being dying and all) and she will come back to grace us with her typing.

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I speak two languages: Man and Woman.

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Definitely hetero. Four children with the lady, and still practicing even though her fertiliity has been quashed.

Besides, I’ve just never seen a man’s hairy ass crack and thought, “mmmm, lunch” … that thought just isn’t there.

There’s just something undeniably stimulating about a naked or mostly naked female … =P~

As far as my performance … hell if I know. I can hump, I know that by the four children …

I also know I’m hung like a naked mole rat, standing on an iceberg in the middle of an arctic winter, wearing an ice cream jock strap …

Size = performance? I have no idea.

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Oh I knew when I saw your name as having posted last, it would bust my ribs. I thank you Mas I was soooooo not disapointed. LMAOROFL. I had almost forgotten that. And you are the best and biggest most virile naked mole rat, standing on an iceberg in the middle of an arctic winter, wearing an ice cream jock strap. Did we ever decide the flavor?

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NO. You and Bessy never did decide what flavor I should be, and I am still patently offended by the lack of attention … yes, very hurt, almost to tears … :frowning:

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well you turned down peanut brittle as a tasteless suggestion,squirmed visibly if I recall ( as if the subject has any normal acceptable taste at all :laughing: )

I think you would qualify for perhaps a crisp tangy lime or raspberry sherbet. More so then a fluffy creamy Icecream flavor.

Is this to your liking?

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dries eyes

Raspberry, I’ll take raspberry.

LMMFAO.

Now do you want me? :evilfun:

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There is not a red blooded woman anywhere that would not want you! You wild Wolf! Your choices of avatars arouse more than curiousity.

Shall I go on or have I stroked you enough for today, dear man?