More news you shouldn't pay attention to!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080529/ap_on_sc/sci_climate_science

I love this one:

“The report says summer cooling will mean Seattle’s energy consumption would increase by 146 percent with the warming that could come by the end of the century.”

By the end of the century? The twenty-first century?

Ninety years from now?

We won’t be able to cope with a 146% (get that - not 145, not 150, but 146%) increase?

Please. I want to be taken seriously enough that they realise that i realise that this is an estimate - 146?

These dawgs are clownin’.

What would it be without “global warming”? That’s the relevant stat. Would it be 135%? It’s energy consumption. That’s light bulbs and fridges, not just air conditioners.

Please.

“We don’t know what the fuck is going on!!!”

At least they have the cause right–over 6,000,000,000 people on the planet is fucking things up–the climate is “changing”, yeah, that’s the ticket! We’ll either smarten up, perk our asses up, and figure things out or the human specie isn’t going to last.