Movie quote thread

from Hellraiser: Hell on Earth

Pinhead: Human dreams… such fertile ground for the seeds of torment. You’re so ripe Joey, and it’s harvest time.

Joey: [crying] But this isn’t fair! You can’t!

Pinhead: Save your tears. I’ll reap your sorrow slowly. I have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper.

Joey: You bastard! You invaded my mind!

Pinhead: You think your nighttime world is closed to me? Your mind is so naked. A book that yearns to be read. A door that begs to be opened.
:astonished:

“So long and thanks for all the fish!”

-Imp

Kat.

Somebody in this camp ain’t what he appears to be. Right now that may be one or two of us. By spring, it could be all of us.

Dunamis

Hello F(r)iends,

"You better bury Ned right!
"Better not go cuttin’ up nor otherwise harm no whores.
“Or I’ll come back and kill every one of you sonsa-bitches.”

Skydaemon… I too enjoy the game aspect of this thread… below are the answers to a few…

2.“Get busy living or get busy dying.” -The Shawshank Redemption.

18.“When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I’m about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.”
-Sin City

26.“Help, help, I’m being repressed!” - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

29.“Music and Martial arts are different, however they both share the same principals. Each striive to atain an elevated state of mind. When Sky and I fought that day, we fought the battle in our minds.”
-Hero

Below are the ones that remained…

-Thirst

Hello F(r)iends,

Also Monty Python and the Holy Grail if I am not mistaken.

-Thirst

This goes to eleven - Spinal Tap, the famous scene.

Hello F(r)iends,

He’s laughing his sick fucking ass off. He’s a tightass. He’s a sadist. He’s an absentee-landlord! Worship that? Never!

Quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever heard…

-Thirst

Hello F(r)iends,

It’s SHITE being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can’t even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We’re ruled by effete assholes. It’s a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won’t make any fucking difference!

Love the Scottish…

-Thirst

Robin: Whoa. What happened?
Quinn: It crumpled the landing gear when we hit.
Robin: Well, can’t you fix it? Can’t we reattach it somehow?
Quinn: Sure, we’ll, like, glue it back on.
Robin: Aren’t you one of those guys?
Quinn: Guys?
Robin: You know, those guy guys, those guys with skills?
Quinn: Skills?
Robin: Yeah, you know, you send them into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall. You can’t do that?
Quinn: No, I can’t do that, but I can do this:
[Pops finger out of the side of his mouth.]
Quinn: Will that help?

:smiley:

“We were all out at the zoo one day, I was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit. I fell in. Everyone screamed and Tommy jumped in after me, forgetting that he had blueberries in his front pocket. The gorillas just went wild. They jumped all over his body and threw him around like a rag doll to get to those blueberries. One gorilla would throw him to another gorilla who tossed him to another. Everyone panicked and cried out for somebody to help but it was too late. The gorillas beat him to death before the zookeepers could gas them all.”

Dunamis

Hello F(r)iends

Dunamis… :laughing:

I’m so ronery.”

Man, I hated Team America…

-Thirst

Hello F(r)iends,

On Team America… I also enjoyed:

[i]"I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point, And that’s an awful lot, girl. And now, now you’ve gone away, and all I’m trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.

"I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school–he was terrible in that film. I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part–he’s way better than Ben Affleck. And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that shitty movie, too! Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.

“Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you.[/i]”

Man, that is hilarious…

-Thirst

“Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.”

Dunamis

Hello F(r)iends,

"What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn’t you consider that to be insane?"

Not a big fan of ConAir either…

-Thirst

You have major film-going handicaps.

Dunamis

:astonished: You liked ConAir?

Tell me you liked it because it was all a big joke…
Tell me you liked it because it was akin to Rocky Horror Picture Show…
Tell me you liked it because you are in love with John Cusack…

-Thirst

Hello F(r)iends,

"If I can change… and you can change… Everybody can change!"

-Thirst

Few films have ever put so many villians in a single spot, in a single narrative. It brought comic book villiany to life to almost a perfect level. And for once John Malkovich didn’t annoy me (which is pretty remarkable), and for once John Cusak didn’t come off as a whining pansy (which is remarkable). The movie was a template for actions films to follow, capturing something of the Hong Kong genius for action – but not quite. The cast was filled with excellent actors:

Nicolas Cage … Cameron Poe
John Cusack … U.S. Marshal Vince Larkin
Monica Potter … Tricia Poe
Landry Allbright … Casey Poe
M.C. Gainey … Swamp Thing
Danny Trejo… Johnny ‘Johnny-23’ Baca
Steve Buscemi … Garland ‘The Marietta Mangler’ Greene
Steve Eastin … Guard Falzon
Rachel Ticotin … Guard Sally Bishop
Dave Chappelle … Joe ‘Pinball’ Parker
Ving Rhames … Nathan ‘Diamond Dog’ Jones
John Malkovich … Cyrus ‘The Virus’ Grissom

Dunamis

Hello F(r)iends,

Dunamis, come on man! The guy gets like 10 years for defending his wife… In what court would a man get convicted if he and his wife testify that some dudes had a knife? There were multiple attackers!

I guess if you think of it in terms of a joke than it is an interesting/funny movie…

-Thirst