My coffee was so stout the other morning, a regular ant crawled in and when it crawled back out, it was a badass with wings.
My favorite coffee dissolves metal.
A caterpillar once drank my coffee and became a movie star. Perhaps you’ve heard of him? He played Mothra.
I drink between 4 and 8 shots of espresso a day.
I have a coffee in my backpack, along with some chips, cherry pies, clothes, Mango Arizona ice tea, weed, and my bong… A few other things as well.
I like my coffee black and potent. Sugar and cream ruin it for me. I like espresso, but its the girly drink of coffee, like those wine coolers for alcohol. Either coffee or alcohol, for me, it has to be strong. The weak shit can stay home.
Yea well, my coffee is so strong that Mothra would be afraid to touch it. (Cool that you know Mothra, I grew up with those movies.) 
I think you’re confusing espresso in and of itself with a macchiato or latte. Espresso is the most potent form of coffee, short of just eating the beans. That’s why those lattes are mostly milk. The espresso shots themselves are so strong that you can fill the rest of a tall glass with milk and still taste the coffee more so than the milk. If you’re drinking drip coffee, then your coffee isn’t strong. When I take a piss, it smells more like coffee than drip coffee does. No lie.
Look at this coffee porn. 2 shots of that espresso is probably more potent than an entire pot of drip coffee.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEo3lf0-nxY[/youtube]
Right now Im drinking filter coffee at a diner awaiting my bacon eggs and pancakes. Canada put me off the fancy products and into the world of ‘dripcoffee’ (what a term) refills. Humans dont get refills in Europe. I like the sensation of a waitress hovering beteeen tables looking for someone to pour.
At home I used to have a percolator that brews espresso type coffee which was especially nice to drink in the morning sun. I think one summer I drank too much as I got acid reflux which was very annoying and ruined that September.
Coffee and weed, as without-music once put it, is a combination for the gods.
I just made friends with the people who work at starbucks down the street from me so I can get refills on macchiatos.
Or I just make my own and give myself free refills.
Sometimes, like if I’m going on a road trip, I’ll take this huge thermos that holds a ridiculous amount of coffee, and I’ll put like 10 oe 12 shots of espresso in it and make a latte that could kill a small child and then just drink that shit all day.
To be or not to be is a question to be asked ONLY after one has had their coffee.
In the same place, Mikes, drinking coffee after breakfast.
Just read an interesting article about Satan. Goes down well with the mediocre filter coffee that Ive come to appreciate as a form of mundane truth off of which society bounces forth its daily paths.
Satan isn’t real.
You know that there is at least one person that is legally named Satan, toss in a few thousand pets (mostly guard dogs) , so there is a real Satan somewhere
Nope. Not even one.
Is that water in the middle? I’d just put a little milk in the shots on the right and slurp em down.