My God Can Beat Up Your God - The movie

Suppose someone made a movie depicting all of the major gods of all the major religions of the past and present. The premis is that they are all trying to coexist, but some how it turns into some west side story ish brawl and they end up fighting in a massive winner-take-whole-universe fight.

Who would win? How? What would happen to the losers?

I’d kinda like to see Shiva come in and do some multi-arm-ass-whoopin’.

For laughs you could have Muhammad approach the area where the fight is happening and whenever someone goes to take a picture of him the camera melts and then bursts into flames.

Should Tarantino tackle this one?

A similar topic.

The Aesir or the Jedi would probably clean house.

oooo the Jedi. I hadn’t thought of them.

Old god’s had the best followers…

Greek mythology takes the prize…

Achilleus and Heracles would kick some serious ass… screw the jedi!

you put modern day gear on a dude like achilleus…say a nuke… and perhaps a really thick metal plating to cover his heel… He walks up to all the Jedi and goes boom… walks out unscathed…

Herecles just hurls entire planets at people… if he can convince the dude holding them up to lend it to him… they seem a willing lot though… atlas was anyway…

Go to adultswim.com and click on the game “bible fight”. It’s awesome.

You all left out the God’s opposites. The bad ones. I have a feeling while the Good Gods are preening and fighting amongst themselves, the evil ones will ally and make hash of everyone.