My letter to Senator John McCain

Mr. McCain,

The public is aware of the ongoing collusion between the Media, the Democrats and the Republicans in Washington, DC regarding “what we know is fictitious” Russian espionage to disqualify Donald Trump as President and invalidate the 2016 Presidential election.

You all should be ashamed of yourselves and all your fabricated evidence trying to deceive the good people of The United States Of America.

We are done buying into the Media’s lies and those liars such as yourself, Mr. McCain, featured in their corrupted coverage of the supposed news. All of your collaborated attempts to subvert and undermine Donald Trump will backfire throughout his presidency.

Should I send this to him direct?

Don’t see any reason why not. Just don’t tell him it was from the Joker residence.

Sent it revised as below.

Senator John McCain,

The public is aware of the ongoing collusion between the Media, the Democrats and the Republicans in Washington, DC, regarding “what we know is fictitious” Russian espionage to disqualify Donald Trump as President and invalidate the 2016 Presidential election.

You all should be ashamed of yourselves and all your fabricated evidence trying to deceive the good people of The United States Of America.

We are done buying into the Media’s lies and those liars such as yourself, Mr. McCain, featured in their corrupted coverage of the ridiculously, anti-Trump biased news. All of your collaborated attempts to subvert and undermine Donald Trump will backfire throughout his Presidency.

Donald Trump will drain your swamp.

Well, get brushed up on your Home Alone movies. Beware of fake policemen coming to your door. Beware them even more if they say “You can trust us. We’re from the Government.”

You should of sent it to his daughter, she works in the media on talk radio.

Is his daughter hot?

right now, the “Russians hacked the election” discussion is in the same bucket of arguments as the “Weapons of mass destruction” arguments

reports of hacking or someone saying someone hacked is not evidence as far as i can tell

frankly i don’t care who (which media anchor, government employee, etc… ) said it is a concern

show me some computer traffic logs, and be specific - what do you mean by hacking? was information stolen? was fake information inserted? (these are what would matter). did the Russians just inject arguments in to US public discussion? arguably this is hacking and arguably it is free fucking speech

prove it to me

media is full of speculation right now

Megan McCain was hot

Her voice still matches the first pic.

Still hot.

They need to start off looking like the scarf one first in a relationship, THEN fall apart later. You should never as a man accept that from the start, cause they will always just say it is okay to get a little fatter since they started off as a fattie with you.

There are some seriously fat women out there, so fat in the thighs, I don’t think a reasonably sized man can even get close enough to penetrate.

Keep them under 200 pounds. Far better would be under 120. Horrible, horrible thing to say, I know. Clearly, I invented the concept and women don’t know that men are like this.

One time, this one fat chick gave me a hardon, until she utterly betrayed me lied to me and abandoned me like they always do. If she came to my doorway buck naked right this instant I still could probably not get it up.

Yes, some fatties were skinny and attractive once, and are thus experienced enough to know what to say to confuse you. Just remember, Fat = Friends Only.

If you have a skinny attractive wife, and she sees you eating out with a fat woman, she will totally believe you when you say she is just a friend, and that “she” was hungry and you thought it was okay to have a friendly meal with her without checking in first.

Cause that shit is completely believable. Now if that bitch starts losing weight, and still eats out with you, better start avoiding her.

Basic survival tip for all men.

John “Shit-Stain” McCain

Supposedly Megan McCain on Fox news is cozying up with Trump. She’s a hired media personality there now.

Hey, consider yourself lucky it was ‘this one time’ and not ‘those ten times’.