My New Career Lined Up.

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Yes I am giving “civilized” society one more chance before I become a isolated mountain man. #-o

A friend of mine has a private agency that does private investigations and he wants me to join in on it with him by showing me all the ropes.

That’s right folks. In a couple of months I will become a private investigator working for one of the biggest agencies in the midwest of the United States. :evilfun: ( I’ll be a private dick.) :laughing:

What is excellent about the whole thing is I get to choose the cases I want to work on or the ones that I wish to reject.

( Is becoming a public mercenary for hire.)

I’ll see everyone in a neighborhood near you! :evilfun:

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That sounds fun. Will you be able to tell us crazy stories that happen, or is that supposed to be confidential?

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Haha, trust you to do it in big style!

It sounds like your kinda profession - good luck and have fun doing it. :wink: When do you start? tomorrow at 9am? :astonished:

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Most likely it will be confidential unfortunately but I suppose I could wait a couple of years and then describe some events vaguely… :wink:

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With the kinda money I will be getting I plan to swing out like James Bond. :slight_smile:

( Only with longer hair not to mention added facial hair too.)

I have like a year of training but after that from what I am told by my friend I am already hired for the job. :evilfun:

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Sounds fun! Keep us posted.

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I definately will. :slight_smile:

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Grats man, do you get to keep your mohawk or what ever you have?

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Don’t give in!

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Joker I honestly hope this situation works out for you. You may have just found your niche in life. :slight_smile:

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I hope so.

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I just hope I get a cute secretary that gives in. :stuck_out_tongue:

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I hope this works out too. If it doesn’t I honestly will become a disgruntled mountain man.

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Well folks I am moving to another city in the next couple of weeks for my new job as a filing clerk in what is the biggest city of my state.

I am moving into a little house and board location to get started on my new career.

Basically I am working part time where I can go to school in studying to become a private investigator.

( The course is eight months long.)

(I am moving an entire 200 miles to do all this.)

Although I will have less time to be on the internet because of working and schooling I will indeed find time for ILP.

( I’m not vanishing.)

( I will also find time for drunken parties and college whorish women too.) :evilfun: :slight_smile: :wink: :-"

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…great that it’s working out for you, Joker - oh, and enjoy the, er, parties! :wink:

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Well I start my first day of work on Monday.

My first assignment is to track down some possible commercial fraud in my district. :slight_smile:

( Is following a paper trail of fraudulent documents.)

( Feels like a piss poor detective. It feels good. =P~ )

Wish me luck.

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Joker, you would be surprised how many mundane cases you will get. Just regard them as stepping stones to learning human psyches and motifs. When you get a better understanding of clues and how to postulate their significances, I’m sure they’ll give you more dangerous tasks to do. Good luck on your endeavor!

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Basically right now I am just getting my feet wet being that I am a newbie.

Later on I’ll actually start doing the swimming. :slight_smile:

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Good luck! x

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Interesting how you protest and protest how unfair it is that the Bourgeoisie survive by the dumb luck of being born into wealth, and then you’re upgraded to bourgeoisie by dumb luck and you’re like “Hey, this is cool.”

Anyway, I wish you luck in your new job.