To be fair: the young man did say that he would give society a chance - isn’t this a phase/the thinking we all tend to go through at times: even seasoned professionals go through this ‘phase’ and a lot opt for self-sufficiency on a plot of land in the-middle-of-nowhere… I’m considering this option: to take effect in the next few years!
Frankly, that’s one of the top 3 jobs I would most want. By the way…go with the codename Joker. Maybe if you get really good, they might “call in Joker” to relentlessly track down some Colombian blow kingpins. Man…that’d be cool.
Next Saturday I am starting a full time position as a private investigator assistant.
I’m going to be on the pay roll. ( YAY) 
( After I get my certification after 6-7 months of schooling I will go from being an assistant to a actual private investigator.)
maybe you can get on cheaters
-Imp
That would be pretty neat! ( Likes that television show.)
( Maybe I could seduce a couple of the dumped girls off set. )
I will be gone for three or four days starting this late evening as I am travelling out of state for my first field assignment.
Tonight I start my first day of actual working beyond simple investigating or hunting legal documents and such. Woot.
I am all silked up in my brand new suit ready to go prance around everywhere in pretending that I am all that.
( Is hoping to catch the eyes of some cheap floozies too.)
Have fun!
Will do! 
My goal is to seduce a young hot secretary in between all of this. 
I second that! 
Well I am in the big city right now trying my luck at carving up a decent career.
So far I have been unlucky repeatedly on the job and my lack of what is deemed “valid” skills in living is screwing me over without stop. ( I am not really sure how much longer this new prospect is going to work out.)
The office in which I work out of is on a big high rise sky scraper overlooking the downtown district.
(It is beautiful at night time.)
Still nonetheless I despise big cities and coming to live in the big city has only reminded of why I like rural enviroments much more.
The person I work for is a nice guy but ironically I think he knows as well as I do that I’m not cut out for this line of work.
With that been said, ironically this is the last chance I give civilization before I plan to exit out of it completely and rather humorously the way things are going it looks like I will be exiting out of civilization completely real soon the way things are presently.
I will keep trying to work within this job but as soon as it fails my last and final patience within civilization will blow up in smoke with it for after these events I will no longer be able to contend with the existence of civilized men.
Believe me when I say it, that should I exit out of civilization completely I will find the most isolated enviroment known to man that is cruel,vicious and without mercy where I will live out of my selfish egotistical desires until death however I want with full disregard to all other people.
As a consequence of this job I am only able to get on the internet a couple of days during the week now.
So if people see less of me you will know why.
( Don’t worry. If I plan to leave civility entirely I will make one final thread before I leave completely.)
What? No more Joker on ILP: that’d be just wrong! 
We’d miss you too much, so you better start getting really good at that job! 
What? skyscrapers?! Bah! This is you, Joker.
That was excellent. I’m going to do that.
Eh… I wrote that post when I was depressed.
I’m still trying to succeed at this job but there are many times where I just think to myself that this present job just isn’t me.
I know this world consists of jobs and positions most people don’t want to be in where my existence is no different.
Other than that I am still in the big city trying to make a name for myself at this place of work.
( I just wrote that post because I was discouraged.) ( I’m fine right now. So far anyways.)
( This job that I’m working at has alot of daily pressure that can sometimes be overwhelming.)
The office building I work at looks alot like this:
Anyhow what I can tell you guys is that I am from a small city where I have grown up most of my life but the way people drive in the big cities I am not very used to at all. In the bigger cities there are super highways everywhere going throughout the whole city that I am not quite used to driving on. 
Well actually I am not used to living in a big city period. Many times I miss the solitude of the countryside.
I am afraid I’m just a rural country boy.
Glad to hear you’re fine now! 
For now…Being the highlighted statement.