So… My ancestors got here in the US prior to the revolutionary war, your basic Pennsylvania Dutch stock. We went all over the place, married non Germans, yet for some bizarre reason we always remained “German Americans.” Both my first and last name is German. We change up the spelling of the last name every once and a while, by a letter or two, but it sticks. This is funny as hell, how this identity remains, cause nobody in our family likes one another. Looking around in my family tree has been astounding at times, given the severe contradictions. I look at a ancestor who was chased out by a stone throwing mob in Missouri, or farmers in Idaho who never quite managed to figure out how to grow corn in the Idaho badlands over the last some 140 years they been there, and I say “yup, that’s us” while I hear my brother is trying to get funding to do a movie of our ancestors, cause he sees we founded military units and major police forces, explored who knows how many frontiers, etc. I really don’t want that shit dragged up. I prefer the historians of law, sociology, and surprisingly even philosophy… but that’s not movie worthy. Nor are guys running long distance, or having a knack for starting communications companies.
So there is a difference of opinion and outlook of just who our family is.
I get a package in the mail today, and its a refutation of “my book”. Very well written refutation, and I gotta admit, I agree with the guy at several points. Problem is, though it gets my name, and somehow even my current address right, I didn’t right the fucking book.
It doesnt help that it is a “philosophy book” on Astrology. I have little interest in astrology… but my account on meetup.com suggests otherwise. When I lived in San Francisco and Hawaii, I joined literally EVERY philosophy group out there. As the years went by, the good ones died off, as no one wants serious philosophy. Groups discussing medieval logic, dogen, even a Wittgenstein bar group (Don’t drink) are gone. Deleted out of existence. For some fucking reason, every astrology group, masonic group, amnesty international, kabbalah… all these groups I really didn’t like but still bothered with at least once to ensure I get well rounded exposure to various thought. I look at my meetup.com account now, having never updated it, and it looks like I was a pot smoking hippy astrologist.
Well, this person saw that too. He also saw my clean shaven picture on the site, and the picture of me in “my book” and I look like my evil bearded twin in it. Evil isn’t the word. Not really at all. No… for those of you who saw the American TV Series “The Office” it is Dwight’s weird as shit Menninoite/Amish relatives with those weird fucking beards looking back at my in the printout. My face, their stupidass beard. And a straw hat, and suspenders.
This fucker… has ruined… my life. What the fuck is a Amish version of me out there, closely related enough to look this much like me, smart enough to write two books, possibly wanna put our family’s inventive streak to use in writing histories of astrology?
This is really pissing me off, as I’ve done a lot of research on Theophrastus… especially on Monism and Dualism, and traced it to the start of 9th century Islamic Alchemy. I’ve always been weirded out by being identified as a Alchemist, even quit this site for the longest time when Arc insisted I was a alchemist (I am so not). I just generally research philosophy and history, and when I notice a link others fail to see, I take up the research, unbiased and unattached. Doesn’t mean I identify with it.
Apparently, my Doppledanger doesn’t approach history the same way… he is a believer. In astrology. Amish fucking astrologer with my face and a gay ass beard, using my name.
He has my face and our beards don’t even grow anything alike.
I just got a 99 Dodge Durango. Spent half the night working on it, the book is in the SUV. I keep switching between working in it and reading it. I wonder what kind if vehicle this asshole drives.
Fucking genetic traits backfiring. They did research on great English writers like Alexander Pope, and couldn’t find noticeable genius in their family trees. In our family, shit keeps popping up. Can’t say its always genius, but the intention towards subjects certainly there.
Eugenics just ain’t gonna fucking work. Its like those Roman Noble families seeing their ancestors… EACH ONE A NOBLE, yet only SOME had achievements, and some tried with mediocre results. Kinda hurts the dignity of the whole affair. All the Julian’s and Scipios after a while riding high on just a few ancestors, despite numerous ancestors in administrative roles.
God forbid, I’m lucky I don’t know the correct spelling of my fathers side. He was a historian too, and the very little I know if that English lineage is he isn’t the only intellectual, but beyond that I don’t know. If I started tracing out my family by five degrees in both sides, looking at their published works, a part of me would undoubtedly be wowwed, but at the same time, would I be even more freaked out than I am right now seeing something more stomach lurching.
I have to change my last name now. I don’t even know what to choose. Thus us just so fucking dussapointing that I’m getting identified as thus guy now. I can’t even imagine the confusion of my wikipage in 60 years as people fight over Amish me and real me being one and the same, or separate. I don’t take many pictures of myself, so its all gonna be overall straps and strawhats for me.
Fuckin A.