My Plans For American Election Day.

These are my plans for the presidential voting day here in the good old U.S.S.A.

  1. Play Video Games. Is anybody familiar with Skyrim on Xbox 360?
  2. Order in some pizza for lunch.
  3. Masturbate and play with myself.
  4. Watch movies.
  5. Sip on some fine wine.
  6. Clean the house.
  7. Cook steak and baked potatoes for dinner.
  8. Surf the internet.
  9. Spend a nice evening with my girlfriend.
  10. Not give a shit about a completely rigged political system that only fucking morons have faith or believe in.

Yeah, I think that pretty much covers it.

I usually do 3 & 8 at the same time.

I also tend not to mix 3 and 9 when I have a girlfriend on days together unless she is very busy.

Nice to know you spend the day wacking off at Manical Mongoose’s House with a pizza box nearby. I’ve been wondering what you’ve been up to as of late, now I know.

Your the most horrible boy-toy transactionary prostitute ever. To think that poor little white poodle looking puppy she taught to balance so well spends the day watching you tug in one hand and gobble to a slice in the other during the day. He is probably wondering why she got him fixed and not you.

This thread. Legit.

That’s besides the point of the thread Turd.

That’s my story and I am sticking with it.

Notfrom that poor dogs horrified perspective.

Make sure to share some pepperoni with it, don’t get any sauce on the carpet… neither the red pizza sauce or your sauce.

Geez, thanks for sharing your perspective and free advice. :sunglasses:

I’m here to help all Americans achieve their goals and dreams on election day.

Voting Trump though.

Will you fuck Maniacal Mongoose? And if so, will you fuck her in her pussy, her ass or her mouth? And how many times? And in which positions? Will you tie her up? beat her up? say dirty bad things to her? will you cum all over her face? will you pound her so hard she will be all in bruises? is she going to be online in the meantime? do tell us.

Jealousy rapes and plunders another fertile mind of it’s phrases, leaving it in question. Pauvre :cry: dirt.

How many times did you suck Joker’s cock so far, pobrecita?

Do you likd the taste of his cum?

Rate it from 1 to 10.

^^ Another show of weakness, clearly an off-topic, shit post. Well, did Trixie hit on Arc?

Trump will garner my vote.

How is that an off-topic post? Pretty sure it’s an on-topic post. This thread is about Joker’s plans for American election day, right? It’s posted in Society, Government, and Economics subforum because what Joker does on that day will determine the future of society, government and economics.

Who gets elected is irrelevant. What Joker does on that day is what is relevant.

And I certainly do not want him to eat pizza on that day if, as it appears, his cum tastes like shit and you rarely blow him because of it. What you eat is how you taste. And if all you eat is pizza and other junk food, then no wonder his cum tastes like shit, and no wonder you never blow him.

Give him a good head that day, but also, make sure he eats plenty of fresh vegs.

Finish editing MA. Done?

Well, somebody got really upset with that whole mother’s basement comment. I think that I hit a raw nerve with that comment and the reaction is only a validation of that.

What me and ManiacalMongoose do in our own time is personal thereby being none of your business. For some reason the depth of your response in this thread strikes of a sexually deprived man in a basement dwelling. Does mom know about your struggling depravity? Do you smuggle magazines under the bed in your basement dwelling?

Magnus, when exactly is the last time you touched a woman? Please respond honestly.

A) Years
B) Decades
C) Never(Closet forty year old virgin)

I think it is me who hit a raw nerve. Look at that response.

What mother’s basement comment? How can you hit a raw nerve with a comment I didn’t even know exists?

You are a retard.

What you and your Mongoose do in your own time is personal? You are telling me there are things about you that are private? You are telling me you know what privacy is?

I thought everything is public about you. Indeed, I thought there was no life behind the rich life described in your posts. Thought it’s all virtual.

And masturbation, that’s not really personal . . . woah.

Define personal.

Fantasizing about me? Wow, I’m flattered but no thanks Magnus.

I think you’ve just got your macho masculinity card revoked with that post right there…

It’s in decline…

I hope you will get your blowjob now. You are a good Internet boyfriend. Always there to protect your Internet girlfriend from Internet violence. Very touching indeed.

Well, thankfully I’ll be in another continent on election day away from sexually deprived guys who think about the taste of another man’s ejaculation. Don’t they have gay bar venues in Eastern Europe you can attend?

Geez man, you’re a horrible case of sexual repression, aren’t you?