My spiritual experience

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I don’t know who I am, other than my birth name, but most people sell their souls to the devil, the devil came to me, bowed, and said “the crown wears heavy sir”.

Apparently I’m a big deal… But I hated it all…

I stick to logic, and logic dictates that lords and kings are false, bowing to someone is an insult of the highest order… I have in my life, seen the stars in the sky change and then go out one by one …

I spat on all the ceremonial stars…

I was murdered, met death, and was resurrected…

Actually when I died, all of you died, and when I was resurrected, so were all of you.

I’m still just about logic, the passion of logic…

I’m still learning, I still don’t know who I am…

You can all laugh at my as I stumble through the world, but in my stumbles I learn exponentially, and surpass my mockers in days… Not lifetimes.

If all this is for me, I spit on it all… And live in the realm of the pure passion of logic and reason.

That’s all I have to say about my spiritual life for now.

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This was meant for religion …

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When you meet me, you’re meeting a shitstorm of all the karma of all the galaxies… I am both eternally damned and eternally heavened … I span the realms. I convey no blessings, blessings are of those who cannot see the truth. I spit on them all. What I became after I met death, who makes cosmic jokes with me, is exceedingly beyond most beings’ comprehension.

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eternally damned, he says.

You have no idea dude.

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I said I had both. The types of hells I’ve already been through were pretty harsh, but they could have been worse. When you start discussing hell on this magnitude, it’s not really a pissing match anymore… It’s so far beyond that.

I just try as hard as I can to stay sane and protected.

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A “pissing contest” and “hell of this magnitude”, he says.

The irony here is incredible, ecmandu. Maybe one day I’ll be able to explain.

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Why don’t you try now?

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I gotta cover all my angles first. Have patience, and I might show you what hell is.

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Zoot, don’t abuse me… I’ve experienced a lot of physical, psychological and spiritual abuse…

You don’t have my permission to show me…

I would never show you what I’ve been through.

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I’ve been through enough hells to know you can send me to hell… I am recommending your immediate imprisonment for threatening it… If the mods won’t send your IP address and your threats to the police, I will ask spirits to do it to you.

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holy shit, ec-man, relax dude… I wasn’t threatening you! you’re good peeps bro.

what I mean is…well, let me put it like this: it’s like an automatic reflex of mine to taunt and poke at people who think they know what it means to be in hell. i promise you you are NOT in hell, not even hardly. of what i know of you, you are in Disney land by comparison.

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they don’t like me and they don’t fuck with me… neither the good ones or the bad ones. I’m an untouchable.

Summon one on the Ouija board and ask em. g’head. this is what they’ll tell you: “who, Zoot Allures? fughettaboutit.”

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Zoot, I’m on a plane where beings bite your tongue off with your own teeth if you say one wrong word … That’s the easy part… I will send them all to you.

I’m being modest … All I have to do is think it, no boards involved.

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Please do. I could use some divine intervention right now something serious.

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I see you’re new to Zoot’s ‘style of banter’ Ec…

Thread moved to R&S

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This is madness, or a poor quality joke.

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What do you need, Zootie boy?

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Dan, of all people… you should know about how this feels more than anyone here, I’d imagine.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Try now… try now…