Sure it was funny…I was just being wound up and I accepted with exaggerated ‘insult’. In all honesty, im not insulted at all.
Ok. Adlerian. Let’s put our differences aside for a time and shake virtual hands.
Peace? (let me know)
what is that anal lube?does it allow you to blow a shit at someone from like,10 meters away? 
I have no idea. I’m no physicist…
So…Jehovah’s Witness…enlighten me…please
Drift, that was very funny!
Colinsign,
You frequently get insulting during the course of a discussion and I dislike that. My posts were designed to show you that I can do a very good job of reciprocating and am indeed not a suburban mom, and will not take abuse from a young whippersnapper like one.
However, if you would like to keep insult out of our dialogue then I’m more than happy to comply and treat you in a good-natured fashion.
Also, let us give thanks to detrop.
Well, I happen to find ALL of your comments a tad insulting…
But y’know I hold no grudges
and I happy to discuss things
with a more civil tone
so peace be with you ADLERIAN!
Judge not lest he be judge - Jesus Christ! (lovely refrain, i thought)
so, here’s to a civil discussion regarding homosexuality…
Did you just invalidate the contract in the other thread? If so…
Colinsign, can you name the objects and the reason you carry them? For instance what’s the book? Why do you seem to carry two mobile/cell phones? I don’t see any writing implements (unless on of the phones is a dictaphone) what do you jot down ideas on (I’m assuming everyone does?) and, on a serious health note, if you have sex with men (or casual hetero sex) you HAVE TO carry condoms – WHERE ARE THEY!!! 
Km2…he did say “most” …
Allow me to explain: technically, I am celibate…i have only had sex with a man twice…that was a long time ago…i really can’t stress enough…i am the exact oppostie of everything you know about SEXUALITY. (hm, bold claim, but true)
My Devices:
Note pad and pencil:Of course, I use these to write, review bands, jot down notes, plan for future!
Two hats: They go on my head. As all good hats should.
Mobile and house phone: I have a rather dated mobile phone. I’m no fashion follower. And for some reason I have left my house phone in the picture…I drive the family mad by always taking that house phone and never putting it back in its place. tut tut
Holy Water: I always carry Holy Water on me, the little pouch is from Italy from a girlfriend I used to have there (i still see her). I carry this everywhere. it is my charm. my hope. my water.
Wallet and cash: Sadly these things control my entire life.
House Keys: Yes, even when drunk I can open the door very well. I have a tiny calculator on my housekeys. handy.
Watch: Dodgy watch I rarely look at…
Book: ‘The Brothers Karamazov’ - mighty tome of a book! At the moment I am reading Kurt Vonnegut ‘Slaughterhouse5’. I have been sifting hrough BK since New Year…epic book…think: war and peace, only with much more style.
OK, now on to the desk drawers… 
I quite often leave the house with the housephone in my pocket, by accident of course…
Right…accident…sure SIATD…sure.
Why the hell would I do it on purpose?
Hey, ya never know when you’ll need that house phone! We understand. 
is in a sarcastic mood today, feel free to ignore at your lesiure
Well it doesn’t work if I’m more than about 50 yards (dunno what that is in American language) from the house, though of course there are other uses…
50 yards is American language.
And as for other uses…I’m not going there. 
re: 50 Yards - I know, it was meant to be a joke but naymatter
The phone doesn’t vibrate, if that’s what you are implying as to other potential uses…
Yah I thought he was a woman to when he used a fem avatar.
Happens.
I accidentaly set my gender to female when I was setting up my profile at a christianity forum but i got manned after my first 5 minutes & first thread [thread name: “God’s acts of muder list”]. No chix, no answers, but i can’t say “no shit”.
It is a very strange system that many people have, in which they believe in the value of the untrue thoughts of others, and actually “take offence”, when, in fact, they are synthesizing false opinion agianst self internaly.
I have been pondering the mechanism that is within me that “takes offence” and I think that its a foot with a shoe on it. =) It is used to take steps in the wrong direction, and it fallows other’s foot prints.
Really? Yah, bitches such shit.
Theres not much to discus. People just need to mind their own f***ing buissiness and live as long as they can.
Judgmenet of current state is not solution for current state.
If anyone tells someone else “your wrong”, its not the solution, or a focus on the solution, but is a focus on the problem.