My Toenail

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As many of you know, I recently experienced an accident where I smashed my toe at work by dropping a board on it.

After informing the forum of this event, and due consideration, you all gave your sympathies and showed a great warming concern, some of you even nursing me through it, which I very much appreciate.

And so I would like to make an offer to ILP.

My toenail is getting ready to fall off completely, and it is perfectly intact. I would be willing to mail it to any member who might want to have it. In the case that more than one member would want it, it could be divided accordingly. I only ask that you do not try to sell it or anything like that because that would be rude on your part.

Thanks ILP. And you are quite welcome in turn.

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On my 3000th post it might be nice to have the toenail as a token.

However, I request that you split it down the middle and ship it to Shyster and Dunamis.

I’m very self sacrificing.

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You can sell it on ebay as long as it looks like the tip of George Bush’s penis. You could make big bucks!

(I want a cut) :laughing:

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Ad,

3000? When the hell do you work?

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Posting is part of the not working at work.

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ah! I see.

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you must be better at that then me, I’ve only managed roughly 1800 in the past year.

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When I used to work at the prison I would have a snack as a reward for suffering, but that’s not good for your health. Now I post and think about stuff like other people’s toenails and I’ve never felt better!

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Am I the only person that, despite loving detrop dearly, considers receiving part of his toenail in the post somewhat disgusting?

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Detrop,

You have to watch that someone doesn’t clone you! Then, they would have their own little detrop running around. I would bake the thing at 350 for about 15 minutes before giving it to anyone.

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True, the world can only handle one detrop…

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I was thinking that he didn’t want his clone ending up being someone’s love slave.

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Hello F(r)iends,

This whole thing is a rouse!
There’s no way this capitalist is giving his adress to Detrop.
I can imagine all sorts of evil…

-Thirst

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Detrop,

PLEASE reconsider! Nail clippings and strands of hair are very useful is the casting of spells and charms - and hexes. I’m sure that ‘recipes’ for such things can be googled. Better to bury it in the backyard at midnite under a new moon…

JT

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Very good Tentative!

That’s how you create a doppelganger!