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Today’s Aquarius Horoscope from Cafe Astrology
January 15, 2016
You may be taking on a nurturing or supportive role today, dear Aquarius, and while the early hours of the day may find you and people around you a little foggy-minded, as the day moves forward, you are more and more productive. You are radiating a real air of competence now, so don’t be surprised if others turn to you for help or to take the lead in some practical way. There can be a pioneering streak that emerges, as you’re interested in getting a jump on things. Friendships and making connections can be in focus, but you’re also inclined to thrive in self-directed activities at the moment.
That is how it works every damn day. Thank you Captain Fucking Obvious for this remarkable prediction.
Like… shouldn’t this be everyday? If my day is not like this, then it’s the movie “Office Space”. Am I limited to just two fucking variant readings?
This is the reversal:
You are radiating a real air of incompetence now, so don’t be surprised if others turn to you to yell or to take over control of your project in some impractical way. There can be a infuriating streak that emerges, as you’re interested in getting a jump on showing up this asshole. Friendships and plotting revenge can be in focus, but you’re also inclined to thrive in self-directed activities, such as plotting revenge and talk some serious shit about them at the moment.
It more or less has to turn out like that to be able to disprove that first reading.