Heh heh. . . his name is:
Where are you going with this Xunzian?
I had a very immature moment while reading the Times today.
Thought I’d share. That’s all.
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You want to share with the class just what this moment was, or didn’t you bring enough for everyone?
The new minority leader’s name is Boehner.
That’s all.
LOL, slow day in the lab, eh?
Oy, man, find something intelligent to read quickly, before your mind is overtaken by the herd masters!!!
Mas,
It’s too late. We have him now. You’re next. 
Oh the shame, so falls another hero of hope, to the enslavement of the political status quo.
As for me, you’ll never take me alive. I refuse to conform. Death before dishonor, my friend.
Mas,
It isn’t that easy. We’ll let you be independent - our way. You won’t feel a thing. It’s happening even as we speak. A litlle here, a little there… Can’t you feel the wool growing? 
You’re old and crafty for a mountain dog, but not that good.
I wasn’t born yesterday, and I hate wool, unless it’s lower hemisphere lady wool.
Although, now that I think about it, there seems to be some rather strange political manueverings by you and faust … hmmmmmmm.
Illumibeavernati? Perhaps the ruse is failing you old timer.
Well, I didn’t want to spill it this early, but you’re already had. We just needed a couple more strings so you wouldn’t struggle so much, but go ahead, fight for all you’re worth. It’s OK. 