New Punctuation Marks: proposals

I don’t like the ending. Or better yet, my eyes don’t like the sight of it. Can’t it be phrased differently?

How about, ‘You abstainer from the written word!!’ ? Or were you talking about the " ‘"’‘’ " ?

Truthality… sounds like a way to finish off your opponent in Mortal Kombat- like, you speak the truth and their head explodes or something.