No Pants.

im just throwing this out there.

when i was younger. I used to think that i was a criminal who had put on a costume that looks like “me” in order to steal from my house, but had been wearing it so long, i forgot who i was and had forgotten my past.

did anyone ever have a similar dream/thoguht as a child

No, nothing even close comes to mind.

That said, I think this sentence

would make a great first line of a book or movie.

I used to dream I was a cartoon. I would jump off acme buildings and get those stars around my head. Cartoon dream land is pretty much the shit, for anyone who can lucid dream, which I did as a kid.

Also, I used to play with my toys not as whatever they were, but rather, as toys in my room. So like… there was room politics and stuff; a whole society really…

I think that started after reading the ‘Indian in the Cupboard’