Do you like Nutella
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I believe it is God’s gift to man, next to fire and women, but some people don’t think so. You’d have to be insane to dislike Nutella. What say you ILP? Vote and comment on it’s goodness.
I believe Nutella is nasty crap that kind of tastes like cardboard. People who like Nutella are just as crazy as those crackpots who think white chocolate tastes good.
I remember when my son was only a few months old before he had a much needed surgery on his bowels, Nutella kind of reminds me of the consistency of his fecal matter at that time, color’s about right too.
Well, that’s just not possible…
Fan here, whenever we make Nutella™ sarnies for the kids, Dad takes a bite out of them on the way from the kitchen to the salon. He calls it sandwich-tax.
I keep a jar of it around for the grandkids. It’s ten times better for them than chocolate candy. It’s not my favorite for taste, but if you’re trying to eat healthy, buy a case of it.
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It isn’t too bad washed down with a glass of a good red wine. 
Delicious.
I know this is a philosophy board, but there ought to be some truths that should be self-evident. That nutella is the best thing ever created is one of them.
Apple butter destroys all.
What is apple butter??
I should imagine it’s butter with apple in it. Apparently it’s also highly destructive.
…especially your arteries and any semblance your body may have of being human.
lol 100g of sugar and 120g carbs…
what do u put nutella on?
Crackers, bread, your fingers, there are other possibilities not to be mentioned in a family oriented forum…
I went outside for a cigarette today and saw a squirrel on top of a tree. He saw me too, slid down the tree all careful-like, and walked up to me without any fear or hesitation…just looking up at me and looking down, almost making it seem like he was saying, “come on, toss me some food here already.” I didn’t have anything on me, so i flicked my cigarette at him and he went for it, and while he was gnawing on it I went inside and grabed a slice of bread. Came outside and he was still there right by the door. I tossed a peace of bread at him. I thought for sure he would devour it. It’s snowing and I bet his supply of food is running low. But no, the little fucker didn’t want it. He picked it up and tossed it back down, then came back to my feet looking for something else. So I went inside and spread a layer of nutella on a peace of bread, and I swear to your gods that it went ballistic for it. TRUE STORY.
Also, I found this picture online.
That’s horseshit!!!
What would someone ever use a goddamn cup of Apple Butter for at once??? That’s not a serving, it’s a month’s supply.
You spread it on Crackers, Bread, Toast or a Peanut Butter Sandwich, and unlike regular butter, it has almost no fat.
By the way, it’s basically heavily spiced and highly concentrated apple sauce.
[size=200]That’s more like it.[/size]
Cup of Apple Butter…You’d spend forty-nine consecutive days on the toilet!
[b][size=150]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!!!
THE FAT CONTENT OF 1 TBSP OF NUTELLA:[/size][/b]
[size=150]THAT SHIT WILL KILL YOU INSTANTLY![/size]
BY THE CUP:
-------------------------APPLE BUTTER--------------------NUTELLA--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Calories:--------------------488------------------------------1600-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Total Fat:--------------------0.8g----------------------------96g------------------------------------------------------------------------------
% DV FAT:---------------------1%-----------------------------144%----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sodium------------------------42mg--------------------------80mg----------------------------------------------------------------------------
% Sodium:----------------------2%-----------------------------4%------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Carbos-------------------------119.8---------------------------176----------------------------------------------------------------------------
% Carbos------------------------40%-----------------------------64%---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dietary Fiber--------------------4.2g----------------------------16g--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dietary Fiber %-------------------17%----------------------------60%--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sugars-----------------------------99.5g--------------------------171g------------------------------------------------------------------------
1 CUP (Chance of Death)----------37%---------------------------99.99994%----------------------------------------------------------------
% Daily Value of Kick-Ass-----------100%--------------------------0.004325684%-----------------------------------------------------------
% Tastes Good-----------------------4,675%--------------------------(36%)------------------------------------------------------------------
Apple Butter also prevents cancer, except for in people who acquire cancer. It works with everyone else, though.
This is a public service announcement.
I was hoping you wouldn’t catch on. It is delicious though. I’ll try apple butter if I see it. Nutella’s taste is still godtier though…