# O Satyr!

**URL:** https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/o-satyr/23007
**Category:** Creative Writing
**Created:** [November 14, 2008, 5:14am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/o-satyr/23007 "2008-11-14T05:14:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 2
**Page:** 5

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### Author: ![RealUn](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@RealUn](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/RealUn)
#### Post date: [February 13, 2026, 9:39am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/o-satyr/23007/81 "2026-02-13T09:39:47Z")

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> [@VictorMcCheeseEsq](#):
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> Anyone can ‘get laid’.

Says you. That might be true from a woman’s perspective, but not from a man’s. Most men can NOT get laid. Daniel J. is all the proof I need.

> [@VictorMcCheeseEsq](#):
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> You can even pay for it if you want to.

Never have, never will

> [@VictorMcCheeseEsq](#):
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> Society revolves entirely around helping men to ‘get laid’. It’s the MOST important thing, bar none!

Yeah let’s all help Daniel J get laid, so we can have a dozen more Daniel J Juniors running around, sounds like paradise!..

…_NOT!_

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### Author: ![VictorMcCheeseEsq](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/victormccheeseesq/32/24536_2.png) [@VictorMcCheeseEsq](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/VictorMcCheeseEsq)
#### Post date: [February 13, 2026, 9:47am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/o-satyr/23007/82 "2026-02-13T09:47:55Z")

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> [@RealUn](#):
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> Never have, never will

That’s what they all say 😆

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