# O Satyr!

**URL:** https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/o-satyr/23007
**Category:** Creative Writing
**Created:** [November 14, 2008, 5:14am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/o-satyr/23007 "2008-11-14T05:14:14Z")
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### Author: ![anon51310602](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@anon51310602](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/anon51310602)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2026, 3:34am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/o-satyr/23007/54 "2026-02-09T03:34:39Z")

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Get yourself a monkey bitch, goat boy:

> [@Hey Satyr!](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/hey-satyr/21342/43):
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> > > Ah crap
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> > > ![#-o](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/uploads/default/original/2X/7/78536cf08b5cbccb06a10e44ddb8da50bfc1554d.gif "d'oh!")
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> > > there goes my chance of ever ‘getting it on’ with ya, me being brown n’all…
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> > Don’t worry, I’m also a pretentious hypocrite.
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> …that’s music to my ears, Satyr 😉 I’m always up for being used for sex: inspite of being perceived as the inferior one in the liaison, colour-wise. 😒

> [@Hey Satyr!](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/hey-satyr/21342/43):
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> Don’t worry, I’m also a pretentious hypocrite. …that’s music to my ears, Satyr wink I’m always up for being used for sex: inspite of being perceived as the inferior one in the liaison, colour-wise. unamusedlaughing

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