A year ago, I decided to collect my old finger and toe nail clippings. Why? I have no idea. I just thought it would be funny and/or useful in teh future.
So now I have an old vitamin bottle full of old nail clippings. What should I do with them, should I ground them up and make an omelet for my roommate and just enjoy the satisfaction of knowing that he is eating my toe nail clippings.
I need some ideas…
cat food
-Imp
it doesn’t deserve them
get “a vitamin jar full of toenail clippings” worth of free dinners at you’re towns most expenisve resteraunts… 
grind them and sell the powder as an aphrodesiac in china…
-Imp
I’d eat them. It’ll give you special powers.
Bin them
Burn them, then report the type of smell they gave off on here.
hell no, a year worth of work just for naught.
Maybe I’ll just hold on to them,
… shit I am such a freak!
… shit your such a freak!
i’ll mail them to you if you want.
I don’t.
Some suggestions:
Give them to charity.
Buy some glue and construct them into three wise men, a Mother Mary and a baby Jesus, dress them up, and create a beautiful Manger scene.
Re-use them by clipping your nails one clip too short and using some scotch tape (the stuff is invisible) with an old piece to extend them to the right size.
I think three works the best for you, as you get to continue saving each new set of clippings and the container will forever remain full.
Burn them, lest witches get hold of them.
yeah, heaven forbid the witches get them… unless Glenda, the good witch gets them, that would be okay.