On the road to enlightenment. (short hard wank)

For the record, I’ll state that the Buddha was a lower type of enlightened man. I myself used to claim to be enlightened. However, as of quite recently, I have ceased doing so. But I know what enlightenment is, and I’m well on the road to it.

…a work in constant progress - always being on top of things!

…do everything the right way - right deeds, right thoughts, right path!

Enlightenment is just a fancy word for dieting.

=D>

or what a pickpocket does…

-Imp