# Once upon a time in Maxu Pixu

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**Created:** [September 19, 2026, 7:06am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/once-upon-a-time-in-maxu-pixu/86250 "2026-09-19T07:06:27Z")
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### Author: ![Socrates](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/socrates/32/28600_2.png) [@Socrates](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Socrates)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2026, 7:06am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/once-upon-a-time-in-maxu-pixu/86250/1 "2026-09-19T07:06:27Z")

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### Author: ![Socrates](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/socrates/32/28600_2.png) [@Socrates](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Socrates)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2026, 7:45am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/once-upon-a-time-in-maxu-pixu/86250/2 "2026-09-19T07:45:51Z")

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Clemence.

Roger Clemence.

Clemency.

Clemency, sir!

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### Author: ![Socrates](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/socrates/32/28600_2.png) [@Socrates](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Socrates)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2026, 8:00am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/once-upon-a-time-in-maxu-pixu/86250/3 "2026-09-19T08:00:44Z")

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Solaris.

Get in my Solaris.

Insispicuous.

Tolaris.

Especially in winter clothes.

Ssssespicusy.

Astronomy.

Mellancolis.

Mellons.

Big, bouncing mellons.

Heavy in the mellons.

Heavy in the tête.

Hevy in the hellions.

Helliographic stelliums.

Spectographic spectrums.

Strumums simposteriously murmurs.

Obscuring ostracles in sturmurs.

Structure.

Big, massive architectural concrete castles.

Astarte, oh Astarte.

Sand.

Sand through the cleviums.

Verily misserium.

Mister Lee and his clericals.

Lesser verimums.

Veritums.

Suoos, swish and swericums.

Werlicums.

Werner.

Werner von Ibericum.

Mirnellium.

Wirnelliusm.

Wirr whirr whirnellium.

Hokkas hooming huum huumnerium.

Millenium.

Millnery.

Mills! Mill the cerium.

Certicum.

Whernicum.

Huum.

Mr Hu.

Hu Yan Fu.

Hu Yin Furnellium.

Win.

Win the pernellion.

Win.

Win, my son.

Winnerium.

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### Author: ![Socrates](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/socrates/32/28600_2.png) [@Socrates](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Socrates)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2026, 8:14am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/once-upon-a-time-in-maxu-pixu/86250/4 "2026-09-19T08:14:50Z")

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Astrophysics!

Astrolopitecus.

Astro lo correctus.

As calmly as a boat sailing on a gentle leeward.

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### Author: ![Socrates](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/socrates/32/28600_2.png) [@Socrates](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Socrates)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2026, 8:15am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/once-upon-a-time-in-maxu-pixu/86250/5 "2026-09-19T08:15:51Z")

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As a gentle leeward.

Homo Erectus.

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### Author: ![Socrates](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/socrates/32/28600_2.png) [@Socrates](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Socrates)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2026, 8:17am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/once-upon-a-time-in-maxu-pixu/86250/6 "2026-09-19T08:17:18Z")

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The Moon moves too fast.

Who can tracke her stations?

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### Author: ![Socrates](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/socrates/32/28600_2.png) [@Socrates](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Socrates)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2026, 8:46am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/once-upon-a-time-in-maxu-pixu/86250/7 "2026-09-19T08:46:46Z")

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Monsieur.

Monsieur.

Monsieur, s’il vous plaît.

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### Author: ![MistressOphelia](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MistressOphelia](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/MistressOphelia)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2026, 9:30am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/once-upon-a-time-in-maxu-pixu/86250/8 "2026-09-20T09:30:28Z")

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Your handwriting is even worse than mine.