Are you a non-meat-eater (vegetarian, vegen, fruitarian, whatever)? If yes, which of the following would you do, if you had to do one of them?
(Disclaimer: I’m not having a go at veggies here - I respect their decision - but rather am curious as to what they’d do.)
Eat a hot dog, ive no desire for pigs
You do know that hot dogs are pig wieners. 
Hey as long as the pig doesnt get off on it thats fine by me
CS. are you sitting in an airport with Smears, toking it up?
You two have come up with the darndest things. 
Eat a hotdog, covered with all the fixins I am an omnivore after all can’t have meat without vegie condiments.
I wonder which of these Smears would rather do: vote for Barack Obama, or have a sodomy session with him
Probably both, until you try something how could you know you won’t like it.