Directions: Please add one complete sentence to the ongoing story.
Although it would end up costing him far more than he would have ever imagined, Jackson was initially pleased with the flask that gently gleamed an otherworldly luminescent blue as it sat atop his desk.
“Ah, yes, this’ll come in handy at the slumber party at Neverland tonight.”
“and we can play treasure hunt for the lost glove or we can play pepsi commercial”
-Imp
‘This will never work,’ he thought.
But he was wrong because how else could a poor, young, black boy grow up to become a beautiful, rich. white woman as Jackson had, without the luminescent flask that now sat upon his desk?
He felt sort of queasy taking the backpack from that dead man in the alley.
But once he found the crack rocks and the pipe he felt much better.
Feeling the textures of rough crack rocks and smooth glass against his clamy, unwashed skin, brought back memories of reading Spinoza.
He shook the memory out of his mind, there was no time for that, a slumber party awaited him.
He dressed in pink silk pajamas and a black leather deerstalker, not forgetting to dab some scent behind his ears.
Just then, the doorbell rang.
To his dismay, it was not the beautiful girls he had invited; instead a giant rubber poop monster stood at his doorstep.
When it began to talk, poop would fly out of his mouth.
Wiping poop from his face as he attempted to speak, Jackson asked the poop monster “What the hell are you doing here!?!”
He replied, “I crave the poop of young flesh…lead me to them or you will die.”
“Oh sure right this way…” he replied; the monster followed Jackson…right into a giant vat of hand sanitizer!!! “Haha” Jackson yelled excitedly as the poop monster met his demise.
The Poop Monster screamed in terror as he slowly began melting away and his vile smell became overwhelmed by the smell of cleanliness.
With that smell came the voice of God, 'Thou shalt not talk of poop anymore…"
“You’re right God” Jackson replied, but he had to mention poop one more time because he realized that he still was expecting the beautiful girls and his house was a poopy mess!!!
Just then his pet chimpanzee came in and began to eat all the poop.