Sung to the tune of Lee Greenwood’s “I’m Proud to be an American”
voice of WJC: If tomorrow all of this were gone, the American way of life,
and I had to start again, I’d be sure to ditch my wife.
voice of Algore: I’d thank my lucky stars, who needs the USA?
voice of RevAl: And that flag didn’t stand for nothin, so we just threw it away
Chorus: I’d be proud to be a Canadian, cuz at least their health care’s free
And I’d rather be an Iranian, cuz they all hate Bush like me
And I’d gladly standup for illegals too and defend their right to stay
Cuz there ain’t no doubt we hate this land, we hate the USA!
voice of WJC: Well we all like Minnesota
Algore: But I still hate Tennessee, I could have become President,
but they didn’t vote for me.
voice of TedK: Well there’s not much that we recognize, between New York and LA
voice of JesseJ: if there’s any pride left in the American Heart, then it’s time we stand up and say, eh, eh ,eh
Chorus: I’d be proud to be a Canadian, cuz at least their health care’s free
And I’d rather be an Iranian, cuz they all hate Bush like me
And I’d gladly standup for illegals too and defend their right to stay
Cuz there ain’t no doubt we hate this land, we hate the USA!
-Imp