Pedro's Corner

That first audio is what Cartman would sound like if he were gay.

Alls I know is I ain’t heard shit that funny in a while.

The second one is what colonel Kurtz would sound like if Apocalypse Now were filmed in France instead of Vietnam.

I am free to blame others.
The only utility the degenerate can find for his freedom.

Why did I fuck up my life?
It was in the cards…the stars…the planets…no let’s call it universal order, oneness.
Then let’s pretend we do not believe in that shit.
Let us make fun of womanly souls who still believe in star charts…when we’ve simply altered the rhetoric.

“Why did I fuck up my life?”

I don’t know, but it might bear some looking into.

You’ll see.
Some wounds take time to be exposed.

But…are you not an expert on Nietzsche?
Ha!!!
All theoretics and self-aggrandizing balms.
You’ll see…give it time.
Remember me in 20 years. If you are still not on drugs.

“You’ll see.
Some wounds take time to be exposed.”

We have all the time in the world.

Try distancing yourself from your toxic environment. It will help clear your mind.

That was legitimately touching. That takes bravery.

“But…are you not an expert on Nietzsche?”

Yes I am. And as such, I advise you to take a trip somewhere, with a lot of nature, and don’t take anybody you know with you. Expert as I am, I cannot do it all myself. It is you who must carry the burden. I will help you.

Exposing the wounds is only the first step. Don’t let modern psychoanalysts fool you. So be prepared.

This is terrible. I am terrible at this.

Just know that I see your bravery. I see it.

Thunder on, brother.

No we don’t. The older you get the more smaller your time seems.
But…when time comes, you’ll look bak and regret the bullshit you convinced yourself about because you could not face the truth.
Given your age…I’ll probably be dead by then.
until then, keep selling and smoking bohemian Hippie genius, expert on Nietzsche.
Isn’t that what you are most proud of?

So much presumption.
I’ve taken trips where you cannot imagine.
Thanks for the offer, shaman of Nieatzchean.
I bet he burden is heavier on you, expert on an expert…who has faced so much pain and suffering…and yet remained so simple.
It wasn’t ‘What does not kill me makes me stronger’…but ‘What does not kill me serves in making me stronger’.
No certainties, no automatism. I know many imbeciles who have suffered.
Your performance here is revealing…no need to declare your VALUE…Ha!!!

“I’ve taken trips where you cannot imagine”

I know. Take it easy.

On a note of philosophical content:

“It wasn’t 'What does not kill me makes me stronger”

Actually, it was “…and what doesn’t destroy you makes you stronger.”

Destroy.

I do not believe you are destroyed.

but back to the philosophical content, it’s not a magical formula. There is a reason what doesn’t destroy you makes you stronger, a mechanism. It isn’t love and roses.

So…not a certainty.
Was that your insight or was it because of VO?
Did you self-value that?

Fuckin morons.

Trump is brilliant…like you.

No, it is a certainty. It’s just… well, not love and roses.

“Trump is brilliant…like you.”

Well no. I mean I think myself pretty smart, but Trump is… Illuminated. President Trump.

He’s not brilliant, he’s a genious. Like… Michael Angelo.

Actually, now that I think of it, that comparison is an insult to the President.