Penalty for Sex in the Car

What is the proper penalty for sex in the car in this case, Perhaps a year in jail. Maybe forced sessions with a cute female psychologist to straighten out the problem. If you are the judge when he appears in court, what is the proper penalty?

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Since we’re on sex in cars, I’d like to mention that one time I was having sex with my girl in the back of my jeep…we were parked off the main road in a business complex parking lot…it was early night, there wasn’t much light around. Anyway, this cop walks up to the window and shines his flash-light right on my hairy buttocks. So we struggle to cover ourselves and the cop tells me to “shut up” so he can ask her if she is okay. Now, I understand, and even support, the officers duty to check with the female in a situation like that, but this does not include being rude to the man.

What a dick. It was like he couldn’t possibly imagine a couple horny teenagers pulling of the road for a quick one, and instead must automatically assume a woman is being raped.

I see em…trying to get a peak at my girl while he, noble and upstanding, tips his hat and proceeds with looking her over with his flash-light.

What a dick.

The guy is in his 80s, the woman is in her 30s, the guy should be held up a beacon of light for older guys that are depressed about fading sex drives and mid life crisis. Make him a spokesman for some male product. They should only be busted for tresspassing and loitering since they were on private property.

Heck the Inn could use them for advertisement. Caption: You will get so well rested here that you feel 20 again :laughing: