Yes there is an Australian man, Timothy James Francis Patch, who uses his penis to paint ‘art’…in particular a picture of the Australian President John Howard!
‘Excuse me, Mr President, you’ve got cock written all over your face…’
or
‘You’ve got cock on your face…’
(Sorry I just had to be infantile there)
penileart.com/pages/1/index.htm
He even signs it with his Head
o the mirth of girth!
penile art? where is cairo?
-Imp
Where is Cairo? The capital and largest city of Egypt, in the northeast part of the country on the Nile River…
Or is Cairo some artist or other?
Col,
peNILE…
Cool stuff, though I can’t help but think that some rampaging feminist will label this as just another part of the patriarchal oppression of female artists in the high art community…
O my… 
I would normally catch that play on words immediately…evently that fall I took over the weekend really did concuss me!
haha, siatd, you’re spot on, the feminists will see this as further male domination…perhaps they fear that the penis will make the brush obselete…haha! Secretly, their just gutted they can’t paint in such a fashion, I don’t think breast art allows the painter the same amount of freedom as the penis-brush!
I think that people will do anything.
I resent your Kermit! I had the first Muppet Avatar! stamps feet in furious anger
People will do anything.
But it will not stop Spring…
I have just been beamed up into a starcraft mothership.
I had an Ernie sig before your muppet avatar.
There can only be one kermit, all others shall fail.
When you stomp your foot on the ground like that it causes earthquakes on the other side of the world.
In my “Supreim knowledge” thread I told what species originally invented penile art.
Alien’s brian matter consists of 90% macaroni and cheese.
Poodles are more intelligent then ravens.
Chockolate fundge can only be made by mixing shit and molasis.
That’s disgusting this is just part of the patriarchal oppression of female artists in the high art community. 
PS Colinsign, we don’t have a president, yet. We voted to keep Queen Liz until the poiticians allowed the citizens to choose who the president would be. The prick in the painting is the Prime Minister who said he would choose – or no president. That’s democracy for you. We demand; they ignore.
km2_33 has 4 penis’s and 8 tits, and can paint de’ mona-lisa in 2 minutes or ilistrate 200 page novel in 20 seconds.
Oscar the grouch will be elected the 40th US prezident of the united states.
In 2017 UK will have over 200 stealth & radar proof hydrogen bombers built.
km2_33 has telekenesis on Tuesdays.
Dan~,
Stop being a prick or you’ll get into trouble…
I am a prophet.
Prophet Kermit is my name!
I speak only truth, and not even death can stop me!
Dan,
do as siatd says or death* is what awaits you.
If you strike me down I will become more powerful then you can possibly imagine.
Your avatar prooves that kittens prefer milk shakes to catfood.
Someone is at your door.
Yes Dan try and be a little bit more Intelligible. I love irrationality but only when it is intentionally done (a contradiction). But your posts of utmost gibberish are about to give me a headache. I never get headaches. Perhaps you could try and draw Art with your own penis and post the result…but enough or this gibber jabber! Cease and desist! Your pollution will not be tolerated.
Hi Dan,
Obviously a jovial warning wasn’t clear enough. I don’t care how much time you have on your hands (clearly you have a lot), that doesn’t mean you can come and excrete verbal diarrhoea all over this forum. If you have nothing useful to add to a thread do not post, this isn’t a playground for your dementia.
Please consider this an official warning.
Ben
Yes. I suppose you want to… not be destracted from… the destraction… the specific destraction called “amusing threads”.
I know this is all about amusement.
You want to ward off the looming boredom and looming loneliness, with destraction and social interaction.
You want to ward off that thing… That is hard to describe… That takes everyone and everything away…
I think he just wants you to shut up.
What ugly, ugly paintings…
I suppose when you have no talent, you have to use a gimmick to get attention but I can’t believe how much I dislike his work.
I hope he fucks better than he paints otherwise he’s in for a lonely life. Yuck!!!
Naked women… wtf is this guy doing jacking off with this paint while he works?