embracetrees
Haha yes this is exactly how it would be. Orange County? Isn’t that the place from the T.V. show, where everyone is rich and poor old James would feel out of place amongst all the beautiful, shiny people? We shall have to wait and see.
James
Hey, I have fdamily in REDLANDS cali. which is very near RIVERSIDE.
i’ll come visit you. (that’s not a threat)
o - i exist by the way…
My god I have created a monster.
See above.
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We had the block on lock-down. It was our turf. We knew every possible angle of view. We knew every guard…how he walked, which way he turned his head, what time he made his patrol.
Bubba didn’t fuck with me. No sir. He knew I’d hang him by his own intestine, so we made a pact. I was the white boy nobody touched, Bubba had the resources. We worked together.
You take seven feet of toilet paper and twist it into a tight wick. You need a C battery and a paper clip. You could get the battery at the canteen if you had some money. If not, you gamble for it.
The lights in the cells had plastic covers, so you’d have to break the corner loose so you could get to the bulb socket. Once there, you touch the battery to the paper clip…the paper clip to the socket. You get a shock, sure, but it was well worth it. Hold the toilet paper wick up to the spark and it’ll catch. Blow on it a little so an amber gets started.
Then you lower the wick down into the air vent. The slight flow of air keeps the wick burning slowly. When you need it, Bubba will have one of his men on post to watch for the guards patrol. Pull it out of the vent…
You now have your cigarette lighter.
That’s a tip for you, James, so when you fail in your Heideggerian fourth reich, and my Marxist comrades throw you in the hole, you’ll have something to pass the time.
The Rektor sends his best.
James
yeah, it is from the tv show, but they overblow it and average people (like myself) live here, who can afford teeensy weensy houses or condos because of the “good education” here. anyways, the people here are so awful too, stupid and rich. eck, imagine what poor little trees had to do when she moved here from chicago…as soon as i get out of school, im getting the hell out of here!
anyways, do come and enjoy a cup of coffee amongst the shiny people! ive never met anyone from the computer (whats the worst that can happen? 10 minutes of boredom? a 16-yr-old beating you up?) 
Ok. You will have to wait though until I can be bothered, and have some spare time in between study and whathaveyou. I think it is a couple of hours travel, so I do hope I don’t bore you within the first ten minutes, or else it will not have been worth the effort.
Regards,
James
you will not bore me. as long as we have coffee i am content! also, you can visit the -er-…nevermind, theres nothing here…but come anyways!
i have had alot of work lately as well, so give me a few dates on which you are free and we can go from there…
embracetrees-
i feel your pain, no dumber people can be found than in the OC.
GET OUT GET OUT!!!