philosophy: a new slogan please

Down near the bottom of this article at Slate, it suggests that, among other things, philosophy needs a new slogan. One with a bit more, say, pizzazz.

I’d like to suggest, “Philosophy: Come on down!”. You know, just to get our foot in the door. :wink:

slate.com/articles/health_an … ingle.html

 Been down  long down, it looks like up to me.

'Nock knock: who is there: it’s the guy outside.
Then come on in.

Yeah but the door is locked.

Yeah? Then use your key.

I don’t have one.

Then huff and ouff and blow the house down.

But it’s built of stone. Tired that before.

Ok, then, just kidding: who do you think you are talking to the three pigs?.

Well, the article did note that philosophy needs a new spokesperson. And since I hardly ever understand anything you say, I nominate you! :wink:

 Well, I will take it as a complement, yet I decline the nomination for reasons beyond the scope.  But thank you anyway.  Maybe at another time or another life!