Cigarettes. One of the most dangerous substances we still have the freedom to choose. To buy, in other words. Hey, when millions of dollars are at stake, moralists will make exceptions.
This is a movie that exposes precisely how the powers that be in “the industry” and in government still manage to keep cigarettes legal. And those who are the toughest on the cigarette folks are those who have the least to lose if they ever were made a lot harder to get.
But who is kidding whom. If you made them illegal, it would be prohibition all over again. Organized crime would just have a new product to sell. It’s probably wiser to just make them more and more expensive. And exclude them from more and more places.
But this is also a movie about how to use language to twist the world into any contraption you need it to be. Providing you subscribe to the concept of “moral flexibility”.
IMDb
[b]Sam Elliott wanted his character to refuse to take the money. Jason Reitman spent three hours persuading him to do the part as scripted.
No one is shown smoking a cigarette throughout the entire movie. In fact, except in the black and white film that Naylor watches, no-one is seen even holding a cigarette. Naylor holds an empty packet and Robert Duvall holds an (unlit) cigar.[/b]
at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_You_ … king_(film
trailer: youtu.be/iBELC_vxqhI
THANK YOU FOR SMOKING [2005]
Written and directed by Jason Reitman
[b]Joan Lunden: Robin Williger. He is a 15 year old freshman from Racine, Wisconsin. He enjoys studying history; he’s on the debate team. Robin’s future looked very, very bright. But recently he was diagnosed with cancer, a very tough kind of cancer. Robin tells me he has quit smoking, though, and he no longer thinks that cigarettes are “cool.”
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Nick Naylor [narrating]: Few people on this planet know what it is to be truly despised. Can you blame them? I earn a living fronting an organization that kills one thousand two hundred human beings a day; twelve hundred people. We’re talking two jumbo jet plane loads of men, women, and children. I mean there’s Attila, Genghis, and me, Nick Naylor the face of cigarettes, the colonel sanders of nicotine. This is where I work, the Academy of Tobacco Studies. It was established by seven gentlemen you may recognize from C-Span. These guys realized quick if they were gonna claim cigarettes were not addictive they better have proof. This is the man they rely on, Erhardt Von Grupten Mundt. They found him in Germany. I won’t go into the details. He’s been testing the link between nicotine and lung cancer for thirty years, and hasn’t found any conclusive results. The man’s a genius, he could disprove gravity.
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Nick: My point is that you have to think for yourself. If your parents told you that chocolate was dangerous would you take their word for it?
[Children all say no]
Nick: Exactly! So perhaps instead of acting like sheep when it comes to cigarettes you should find out for yourself.
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Bobby Jay: Did you know that you can fool the breathalizer test by chewing on activated charcoal tablets?
Polly: Well, maybe we should change our slogan to “If you must drink and drive, suck charcoal.”
Nick: Won’t the police ask about the charcoal in your mouth?
Bobby Jay: There’s not a law against charcoal.
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Joey: Dad, why is the American government the best government?
Nick: Because of our endless appeals system.
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Nick: What is the subject of your essay?
Joey: Why is American government the best government in the world.
Nick: Your teacher crafted that question?
Joey: Yeah. Why?
Nick: Well…I’ll look past the obvious problems in syntax for a moment, and I’ll focus more on the core of the question. I mean, “A,” does America have the best government in the world? And “B,” what constitutes a “best government”? Is it crime, is it poverty, literacy? Hmm? And America - definitely not best. Perhaps not even better than most. But we do have a very entertaining government…
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Brad: Nick, your job and everything aside, I hope you understand that second hand smoke’s a real killer.
Nick: What are you talking about?
Brad: I just hope you’re providing a smoke-free environment for Joey is all I’m saying.
Nick: Brad, I’m his father. You’re the guy fucking his mom.
Brad: That was unnecessary.
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BR: People, what is going on out there? I look down this table, all I see are white flags. Our numbers are down all across the board. Teen smoking, our bread and butter, is falling like a shit from heaven! We don’t sell Tic Tacs for Christ’s sake. We sell cigarettes. And they’re cool and available and addictive. The job is almost done for us!
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Nick: In 1910, the U.S. Was producing ten billion cigarettes a year. By 1930, we were up to 123 billion. What happened in between? Three things. A world war, dieting… and movies.
BR: Movies?
Nick: 1927- talking pictures are born. Suddenly, directors need to give their actors something to do while they’re talking. Cary Grant, Carole Lombard are lighting up. Bette Davis- a chimney. And Bogart- remember the first picture with him and Lauren Bacall? Oh, she sort of shimmies in through the doorway, 19 years old. Pure sex. She says, “Anyone got a match?” And Bogie throws the matches at her…and she catches them. Greatest romance of the century. How’d it start? Lighting a cigarette. These days when someone smokes in the movies, they’re either a psychopath or a European.
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Nick [out loud to reporter]: Everyone has a mortgage to pay.
Nick [to himself]: The Yuppie Nuremberg defense.
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Jack [In Elevator]: Did you hear that?
Nick [pause]: No.
Jack: Exactly.
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Jeff: Sony has a futuristic sci-fi movie they’re looking to make.
Nick: Cigarettes in space?
Jeff: It’s the final frontier, Nick.
Nick: But wouldn’t they blow up in an all oxygen environment?
Jeff: Probably. But it’s an easy fix. One line of dialogue. ‘Thank God we invented the… you know, whatever device.’
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Joey: …so what happens when you’re wrong?
Nick: Whoa, Joey I’m never wrong.
Joey: But you can’t always be right…
Nick: Well, if it’s your job to be right, then you’re never wrong.
Joey: But what if you are wrong?
Nick: OK, let’s say that you’re defending chocolate, and I’m defending vanilla. Now if I were to say to you: ‘Vanilla is the best flavour ice-cream’, you’d say…
Joey: No, chocolate is.
Nick: Exactly, but you can’t win that argument… so, I’ll ask you: so you think chocolate is the end all and the all of ice-cream, do you?
Joey: It’s the best ice-cream, I wouldn’t order any other.
Nick: Oh! So it’s all chocolate for you is it?
Joey: Yes, chocolate is all I need.
Nick: Well, I need more than chocolate, and for that matter I need more than vanilla. I believe that we need freedom. And choice when it comes to our ice-cream, and that Joey Naylor, that is the defintion of liberty.
Joey: But that’s not what we’re talking about
Nick: Ah! But that’s what I’m talking about.
Joey: …but you didn’t prove that vanilla was the best…
Nick: I didn’t have to. I proved that you’re wrong, and if you’re wrong I’m right.
Joey: But you still didn’t convince me
Nick [pointing to all the folks around them]: I’m not after you. I’m after them.
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Jeff: For Pitt to smoke, it’s $10 million; for the pair, it’s 25.
Nick: 25?! Usually when I buy two of something, I get a discount. What’s the extra five for?
Jeff: Synergy. These are not stupid people; they got it right away.
Pitt and Zeta-Jones lighting up after some cosmic fucking in the bubble suite’s gonna sell a lot of cigarettes.
Nick: Well, for that kind of money, my people will expect some very serious smoking. Can Brad blow smoke rings?
Jeff: I don’t have that information.
Nick: Well, for $25 million, we’d want smoke rings.
Jeff: Oh, one other thing- you’ll be cofinancing the picture with the Sultan of Glutan.
Nick: The Sultan of Glutan? The one who massacred and enslaved his own people? Aren’t they calling him the Hitler of the South Pacific?
Jeff: No, I can’t speak to that- All my dealings with him, he’s been a very reasonable and sensitive guy.
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Lorne Lutch: You look like a nice enough fella. What are you doing working for these assholes?
Nick: I’m good at it. Better at doing this than I ever was at doing anything else.
Lorne Lutch: Aw, hell, son. I was good at shooting VC. I didn’t make it my career.
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Nick: I don’t think people from the alcoholic beverage industry need to worry about being kidnapped just yet.
Polly: Pardon me?
Nick: Look, I mean, nothing personal, but tobacco generates a little more heat than alcohol.
Polly: Oh, this is news.
Nick: My product puts away 475,000 a year. That’s 1,200 a day. How many alcohol-related deaths a year? 100,000 tops? That’s, what, 270 a day? Wowee. 270 people, a tragedy. Excuse me if I don’t exactly see terrorists getting excited about kidnapping anyone from the alcohol industry. How many gun deaths a year in the U.S.?
Bobby Jay: 11,000.
Nick: 11,000, are you kidding me? 30 a day. That’s less than passenger car mortalities. No terrorist would bother with either of you.
[pause]
Nick: Okay, look…stupid argument. I’m sure both of you warrant vigilante justice.
Polly: Thank you.
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From Heather’s news article: “Nick Naylor, lead spokesman for big tobacco, would have you believe he thinks cigarettes are harmless. But really, he’s doing it for the mortgage…The MOD squad-meaning, of course, merchants of death- is comprised of Polly Bailey of the Moderation Council and Bobby Jay Bliss of the gun business’s own advisory group, SAFETY. As explained by Naylor, the sole purpose of their meetings is to compete for the highest death toll as they compare strategies on how to dupe the American people…The film, Message from Sector Six, would emphasize the sex appeal of cigarettes in a way that only floating, nude, copulating Hollywood stars could…This did not stop Nick from bribing the dying man with a suitcase of cash to keep quiet on the subject ofhis recent lung cancer diagnosis…Nick’s own son, Joey Naylor, seems to be being groomed for the job as he joins his father on the majority of his trips.”
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Heather: Hey, Nick, what did you think?
Nick: Heather, uh…I…I mean, there’s a lot of information in here, Heather, that is off the record.
Heather: You never said anything about off the record.
Nick: I presumed anything said while I was inside you was privileged.
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Nick: How can you do this to me?
Heather: For the mortgage.
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Bobby Jay: The way I heard it, D.C. police found you naked, laying in Lincoln’s crotch, covered in nicotine patches with a sign across your chest that said…
Polly: He doesn’t need to hear the details.
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Joey: Why are you hiding from everyone?
Nick: It has something to do with being generally hated right now.
Joey: But it’s your job to be generally hated.
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Joey: Why did you tell that reporter all your secrets?
Nick: You’re too young to understand.
Joey: Mom says it’s because you have dependency issues and it was all just a matter of time before you threw it all away on some tramp.
Nick: Well, that’s one theory.
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Nick: Right there, looking into Joey’s eyes, it all came back in a rush. Why I do what I do. Defending the defenseless, protecting the disenfranchised corporations that have been abandoned by their very own consumers: the logger, the sweatshop foreman, the oil driller, the land mine developer, the baby seal poacher…
Polly: Baby seal poacher?
Bobby Jay: Even I think that’s kind of cruel.
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Bobby Jay: Still feeling like Jimmy Stewart?
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[the MOD squad pass through a metal detector, which beeps as Bobby Jay passes through]
Bobby Jay [to Nick and Polly]: You guys go on ahead, this might take a while.
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Senator Finistirre: Please state your name, address, and current occupation.
Nick: My name is Nick Naylor. I live at 6000 Massachusetts Avenue. I am currently unemployed but until recently I was the Vice President of the Academy of Tobacco Studies.
Senator Finistirre: Mr. Naylor, as Vice President of the Academy of Tobacco Studies, what was required of you? What did you do?
Nick: I informed the public of all the research performed in the investigation on the effects of tobacco.
Senator Finistirre: And what, so far, has the Academy concluded in their investigation into the effects of tobacco?
Nick: Well, many things actually. Why just the other day they uncovered evidence that smoking can offset Parkinson’s disease.
Senator Finistirre: I’m sure the health community is thrilled. Mr. Naylor, who provides the financial background for the Academy of Tobacco Studies?
Nick: Conglomerated Tobacco.
Senator Finistirre: That’s the cigarette companies.
Nick: For the most part, yes.
Senator Finistirre: Do you think that might affect their priorities?
Nick: No. Just as, I’m sure, campaign contributions don’t affect yours.
Senator Lothridge: Mr. Naylor is not hear to testify on the goings on of the Academy of Tobacco Studies. We’re hear to examine the possibility of a warning label on cigarettes. Now, Mr. Naylor, I have to ask you out of formality, do you believe that smoking cigarettes, over time, can lead to lung cancer and lead to other respiratory conditions such as emphysema.
Nick: Yes. In fact, I think you’d be hard pressed to find someone who really believes that cigarettes are not potentially harmful. I mean - show of hands - Who out here thinks that cigarettes aren’t dangerous?
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Nick: Well, the real demonstrated #1 killer in America is cholesterol. And here comes Senator Finistirre whose fine state is, I regret to say, clogging the nation’s arteries with Vermont Cheddar Cheese. If we want to talk numbers, how about the millions of people dying of heart attacks? Perhaps Vermont Cheddar should come with a skull and crossbones.
Senator Finistirre: That is lud- . The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese!
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Senator Lothridge: What about the children?
Nick: Gentlemen, it’s called education. It doesn’t come off the side of a cigarette carton. it comes from our teachers, and more importantly our parents. It is the job of every parent to warn their children of all the dangers of the world, including cigarettes, so that one day when they get older they can choose for themselves. I look at my son who was kind enough to come with me today, and I can’t help but think that I am responsible for his growth and his development. And I’m proud of that.
SenatorFinistirre: Well, having said that, would you condone him smoking?
Nick: Well, of course not. He’s not 18. That would be illegal.
Senator Finistirre: Yes, I’ve heard you deliver that line on 20/20, but enough dancing. What are you going to do when he turns 18? C’mon, Mr. Naylor. On his 18th birthday will you share a cigarette with him? Will you spend a lovely afternoon - like one of your ludicrous cigarette advertisements? You seem to have to have a lot to say about how we should raise our children. What of your own? What are you going to do when he turns 18?
Nick: If he really wants a cigarette. I’ll buy him his first pack.
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Nick: Gentlemen, practise these words in front of the mirror: Although we are constantly exploring the subject, currently there is no direct evidence that links cellphone usage to brain cancer.
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Nick: Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.[/b]