philosophy in film

Based on a true story.

Okay, but I’m not a big fan of boxing. And I’m not a big fan of boxing movies. But I am a big fan of good movies. And I am also a big fan of good Christian Bale movies.

So here we are.

Take Bale out though and, well, I’m not sure we would be.

Apparently, being a brawler ain’t the same thing as being a boxer. Boxing is more like…playing chess. But what do I know about the “fight game”? As soon as they start boxing here I’m busy fast forwarding it. It’ll always be an ugly, brutal “sport” to me.

I always have a hard time with films set in the belly of the working class beast. That’s where I’m from. Being down to earth is a quality that only goes so far though once you get up out of it. The ambivalence draws and quarters me. Why? Because I can see the parts I’m still drawn to.

But what a brood this one is!

Was that Jack Lemmon at the Sanchez fight?!

IMDb

[b]Christian Bale spent hours of time with the real Dicky Eklund to learn how to emulate him properly. He had to lose 30 pounds of weight because Eklund was a crack addict at the time. Director David O. Russell said it was much more than mimicry. He remarked: “Dicky has a rhythm to him, a music. Christian had to understand how his mind works.”

Dicky Eklund did not like how his mother and sisters were portrayed in the film. He yelled at Christian Bale after a screening in anger. His sisters also did not like their portrayals. Beaver Eklund walked out of a screening of the film in protest.[/b]

at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fighter

THE FIGHTER [2010]
Directed by David O. Russell

[b]Charlene: Are you just gonna stand there and stare at my ass? My father stares at my ass, but he talks to me.

Charlene: You pave streets, don’t you?
Mickey: Yeah, and I’m a fighter.
Charlene: I heard you were a stepping-stone.
Michey: No, I’m no stepping stone.
Charlene: You’re the guy they use against the other fighters to move the other fighters up.

Dicky [after Mickey slaps someone at a bar]: Hey, don’t hurt your hands! We got a fight next week. Besides, you wipe your ass with that one.

Micky [after seeing his opponent]: Dicky, look at the size of that guy. He did not just get off the fuckin’ couch. If he did, I’m gonna buy a couch like that.

Alice [to Mickey]: Your facing hurting you, sweetheart? No? 'Cause it’s killing me.

Charlene: I saw the shade move.

Charlene [looking at his face]: Did the black Jewish guy do this?
Micky: I didn’t get to fight the black Jewish guy.
Charlene: You didn’t get to go head, body, head?

Charlene [after watching Belle Epoque with Micky]: That’s the movie you wanted to see? There wasn’t even any good sex in it. Had to read the whole fuckin’ movie. Fuckin’ subtitled. Some guy from a road crew recommended it to you, a fuckin’ subtitled movie?

Micky [to Charlene]: I came here because I don’t wanna show my face in Lowell. I told everybody I was gonna win that fight and get back on track. I told my daughter I was gonna get a bigger apartment so she could move in. You don’t think I wanted to call you? I was embarrassed. I mean, I’m sick of bein’ a fuckin’ disappointment.

Micky: Alice, this is Charlene.
Charlene: Hi.
Alice: I’ve heard a lot about you.
Charlene: Really? I’ve heard a lot about you, too.
Alice: What’s that supposed to mean?
Charlene: Same thing you meant.

Alice: I’m sorry. I don’t know who you are. Why are you talking?
Charlene: I’m Charlene. We just met. We’re together. Do we need to do this again? Hi, I’m Charlene.

Charlene: Oh, stop callin’ me an MTV girl, whatever the fuck that means.

Wolfie: This ain’t any anti-Cambodian thing. White people do this to other white people, which is what makes the world go around.

Sal: I’ll do it under one condition: No Dicky! No Alice! No Dicky! No Alice!

Micky [visiting Dicky in prison]: Why can’t you just shut up and be happy for me? I spent the last ten years of my life in bad fights set up by you and Alice. I finally got a good thing going for me and you can’t be fuckin’ happy for me? Why?

Micky [to Dicky]: I made a promise to them I would never work with you again.

Micky: I’m the one fighting, okay? Not you, not you, and not you. I know what I need.
Charlene: And you need Dicky?
Micky: I want Dicky back. I want my family back. And I want you, Charlene. And I want O’Keefe. What’s wrong with that?
Charlene: That’s not the deal we made, baby.
O’Keefe: That’s not the deal.

Charlene: Alright, I’ll see you in Micky’s corner but otherwise go fuck yourself.
Dicky: Okay, it’s a deal.

Dicky: Are you like me? Huh? Was this good enough to fight Sugar Ray? Never had to win, did I? You gotta do more in there. You gotta win a title. For you, for me, for Lowell. This is your time, all right? You take it. I had my time and I blew it. You don’t have to. All right? You fuckin’ get out there, and use all the shit that you’ve been through, all that fuckin’ hell, all the shit we’ve gone through over the fuckin’ years, and you put it in that ring right now. This is yours. This is fuckin’ yours.[/b]

Ain’t no country for some younger men either. But we know the kind that make it their home. The ones who sell dope, for example. And the ones who buy it. And there’s just something about tons of money that brings out the worst in folks.

And suppose you stumble fortuitously across a big pile of it? Take it, sure. But assume those who lost it might have a way of keeping track of where it goes. And once the massacre is over don’t go back with a bottle of agua for survivors. Take the money and then, after checking it carefully, run like hell to the middle of nowhere.

What kind of world is it where so many people need so much dope just to make it through the day? You can only be talking about pain, boredom, alienation and the like on an epic scale.

And Tommie Lee jones demonstrates once again how inflection and intonation separate the good from the great actors. The guy is fucking amazing in films.

This film is about how we stumble into situations we may or may not be cut out to deal with. And role that contingency, chance and change plays in it all. And fate. Some are just better at licking it than others. Lots of practice. Though some things, it seems, are getting worse and worse.

Easy [as they say] gets harder everyday.

IMDb

[b]Contrary to most successful films made from books, much of the film’s action is taken word for word from Cormac McCarthy’s novel, and occurs in the same order.

The three main characters, Moss, Bell, and Chigurh, do not share any screen time together. Carla Jean is the only character to talk to all three main characters.[/b]

FAQs from IMDb: imdb.com/title/tt0477348/faq?ref_=tt_faq_sm

at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Country … Men(film

trailer: youtu.be/YOohAwZOSGo

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN [2007]
Written and directed by Ethan Coen, Joel Coen
From the novel by Cormac McCarthy

[b]Deputy [on phone]: Yes, sir, I just walked in the door. Sheriff, he had some sort of thing on him…like a oxygen tank for emphysema or something…and a hose that run down his sleeve.
Sheriff: Oxygen tank? What the hell’s he got that for?
Deputy: You got me. Well, you can look at it when you get in.
Sheriff: I’ll be down there in a bit.
Deputy: Yes, sir, I got it under control.

Llewelyn: I told you I ain’t got no agua.

Carla Jean: Where’d you get the pistol?
Llewelyn: At the gettin’ place.

Carla Jean: Fine. I don’t want to know. I don’t even want to know where you been all day.
Llewelyn: That’ll work.

Llewelyn: If I don’t come back, tell mother I love her.
Carla Jean: Your mother’s dead, Llewelyn.
Llewelyn: Well then I’ll tell her myself.

Chigurh: What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss.
Gas Station Proprietor: Sir?
Chigurh: The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.
Gas Station Proprietor: I don’t know. I couldn’t say.
[Chigurh flips a quarter from the change on the counter and covers it with his hand]
Chigurh: Call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Call it?
Chigurh: Yes.
Gas Station Proprietor: For what?
Chigurh: Just call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Well, we need to know what we’re calling it for here.
Chigurh: You need to call it. I can’t call it for you. It wouldn’t be fair.
Gas Station Proprietor: I didn’t put nothin’ up.
Chigurh: Yes, you did. You’ve been putting it up your whole life you just didn’t know it. You know what date is on this coin?
Gas Station Proprietor: No.
Chigurh: 1958. It’s been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it’s here. And it’s either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Look, I need to know what I stand to win.
Chigurh: Everything.
Gas Station Proprietor: How’s that?
Chigurh: You stand to win everything. Call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Alright. Heads then.
[Chigurh removes his hand, revealing the coin is indeed heads]
Chigurh: Well done.
[the gas station proprietor nervously takes the quarter with the small pile of change he’s apparently won while Chigurh starts out]
Chigurh: Don’t put it in your pocket, sir. Don’t put it in your pocket. It’s your lucky quarter.
Gas Station Proprietor: Where do you want me to put it?
Chigurh: Anywhere not in your pocket. Where it’ll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. Which it is.

Wendell: It’s a mess, ain’t it, sheriff?
Ed Tom: If it ain’t, it’ll do till the mess gets here.

Wendell: You think this boy Moss has got any notion of the sorts of sons of bitches that’re huntin’ him?
Ed Tom: I don’t know, he ought to. He’s seen the same things I’ve seen, and it’s certainly made an impression on me.

Cab driver: Look, I don’t wanna get into some kind of a jackpot here. Why don’t I just set you down right here and we won’t argue about it?
Llewelyn: Take me to another motel.
Cab driver: Let’s just call it square.
Llewelyn [stuffing $100 in his hand]: You’re already in the jackpot. I’m trying to get you out of it.

Llewelyn: Tent poles.
Store clerk: You already have the tent?
Llewelyn: Well, something like that.
Store clerk: Give me the model number on the tent, I can order poles.
Llewelyn: Never mind. I want a tent.
Store clerk: What kind?
Llewelyn: The kind with most poles.

Llewelyn [aloud to himself]: There just ain’t no way.[/b]

Now he thinks of it.

[b]Wells: Buenos Dias. I’m guessing this isn’t the future you had planned for yourself when you first clapped eyes on that money. Don’t worry, I’m not the man who’s after you.
Llewelyn: I know that. I’ve seen him.
Wells: You’ve seen him, and you’re not dead?

Wells: Call me when you’ve had enough. I can even let you keep a little of the money.
Llewelyn: If I was cuttin’ deals, why wouldn’t I go deal with this guy Chigurh?
Wells: No no. No. You don’t understand. You can’t make a deal with him. Even if you gave him the money he’d still kill you. He’s a peculiar man. You could even say that he has principles. Principles that transcend money or drugs or anything like that. He’s not like you. He’s not even like me.
Llewelyn: He don’t talk as much as you, I give him points for that.

Chigurh: Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this…of what use was the rule?
Wells: Do you have any idea how crazy you are?
Chigurh: You mean the nature of this conversation?
Wells: I mean the nature of you.

Llewelyn: You know she won’t be there.
Chigurh: It doesn’t make any difference where she is.
Llewelyn: So what are you going up there for?
Chigurh: You know how this is going to turn out, don’t you?
Llewelyn: Nope.
Chigurh: I think you do. So this is what I’ll offer - you bring me the money and I’ll let her go. Otherwise she’s accountable, same as you. That’s the best deal you’re gonna get. I won’t tell you you can save yourself, because you can’t.

Ed Tom [to Wendell]: Here last week they found this couple out in California. They rent out rooms for old people, kill’em, bury’em in the yard, cash their social security checks. Well, they’d tortur’em first, I don’t know why. Maybe the television set was broke. And this went on until, here, I quote… “Neighbors were alerted when a man ran from the premises…wearing only a dog collar.” You can’t make up such a thing as that. I dare you to even try.

Carla Jean’s Mother: It’s not often you see a Mexican in a suit.

Local Sheriff: It’s all the goddamn money, Ed Tom. Money and the drugs. It’s just goddamn beyond everything. What’s it mean? What’s it leading to? You know, if you’d have told me 20 years ago. I’d see children walking the streets of our Texas towns…with green hair, bones in their noses…I just flat-out wouldn’t have believed you.
Ed Tom: I think once you quit hearing “sir” and “ma’am,” the rest is soon to foller.

Ed Tom: That man that shot you died in prison.
Ellis: Angola. Yeah…
Ed Tom: What you’d done he had been released?
Ellis: Oh, I dunno. Nothing. Wouldn’t be no point in it.
Ed Tom: I’m kindly surprised to hear you say that.
Ellis: Well all the time ya spend trying to get back what’s been took from ya, more is going out the door. After a while you just have to try to get a tourniquet on it.

Ed Tom [to Ellis]: I always figured when I got older, God would sorta come inta my life somehow. And he didn’t.

Ellis [to Ed Tom]: What you got ain’t nothin’ new. This country is hard on people. You can’t stop what’s coming. It ain’t all waitin’ on you. That’s vanity.

Carla Jean: You don’t have to do this.
Chigurh [smiles]: People always say the same thing.
Carla Jean: What do they say?
Chigurh: They say, “You don’t have to do this.”
Carla Jean: You don’t.
Chigurh: Okay.
[Chigurh flips a coin and covers it with his hand]
Chigurh: This is the best I can do. Call it.
Carla Jean: I knowed you was crazy when I saw you sitting there. I knowed exactly what was in store for me.
Chigurh: Call it.
Carla Jean: No. I ain’t gonna call it.
Chigurh: Call it.
Carla Jean: The coin don’t have no say. It’s just you.
Chigurh: Well, I got here the same way the coin did.

Boy on Bike: Mister? You got a bone stickin’ out of your arm.[/b]

Another rendition of love and human remains: Two’s company, three’s a crowd. In the bedroom especially.

And here, small towns are the same as big ones.

We love our families. Or maybe we don’t. But we don’t get to pick them. Then we fall in love with someone that we do get to pick. But it’s still all entangled in parts we didn’t. Love is one slippery [and sometimes slimey] slope. And not many beat the odds.

So much can ride on making either the right choice or the least wrong one. What this movie brings out is just how hard it can be making them. Grapling with [among other things] what you think you understand about what others think they understand about you. It can destroy relationships. It can literally cost you your life.

Next up: the criminal justice system. And here [small towns and big towns alike] it can still be bought and paid for. It’s always the path of least resistance—for them.

Finally, like an avalanche, all the complex, contradictory thoughts and feeling come crashing down. Burying both of them. And all we get to see of course is the part that is scripted. The reality?

Here, whatever is scripted next. Like the ending.

at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Bedroom

trailer: youtu.be/12OSSIpam9c

IN THE BEDROOM [2001]
Directed by Todd Field

Matt: The trap has nylon nets called “heads”. Two side heads to let the lobster crawl in. And inside, what’s called a bedroom head holds the bait…and keep him from escaping. You know the old saying: “Two’s company, three’s a crowd”? Well, it’s like that. More than two of these in a bedroom and something like that happens.

The plot here in a nutshell.

[b]Richard: Where are the boys…with him?
Natalie: It’s none of your business.
Richard: Oh, I see. They’re my boys, but they’re none of my business.

Natalie: Richard…you don’t change. You don’t change, do you?
Richard: Change? No, I don’t change. Everything around me changes. You change. You take my house…and you take my kids…and you fuck this other guy. But me, no, I don’t change.

Ruth: It comes in waves…and then nothing. Like a rest in music. No sound, but so loud. I don’t know what to do. I feel so angry!

Natalie [walks up to Ruth]: Oh, I was hoping we could talk.
[pauses]
Natalie: I wanted to tell you how truly sorry I am…
[pauses again]
Natalie: …and if there’s ever anything I can ever do… to-to talk with you.
[long pause]
[Ruth slaps Natalie across the face, Natalie screams, and Ruth goes back to work; Natalie walks off in shock and sadness]

Matt: You’re obviously upset. Is there something we can talk about?
Ruth: Talk? Who, us? What if somebody walked in? They wouldn’t recognize us. They’d think they were in the wrong house.

Matt: Are you saying that I…that I’m the one responsible for Frank’s death? Is that it? Well… Let me tell you something. Let me tell you: you got it backwards! I know what you think, that I was too lenient! That I let him get away with…
Ruth [explosively]: Everything! Everything!..You were winking at him the whole time. You encouraged him. You wanted what he had. Her.
Matt: My God, you’ve gotta be kidding!
Ruth: You know it! You wanted it and you couldn’t get it. That’s why you didn’t stop him. So you could get your kicks through your son. You can’t admit the truth to me or to yourself…that Frank died for your fantasy piece of ass!

Matt: Do you wanna know why our son is dead? Do you really wanna know? He went there not because of me. He was with her not because of me. He went there because of you. Because you are so controlling, so overbearing, so angry, that he was it! That he was our only son!
Ruth: That is not true!
Matt: Oh, yes it is. Yes, it is. Ever since he was little, you were telling him how he was wrong. I remember, one time you yanked him out of a little league game and sent him home, for throwing his glove in the dirt. He was what? Nine years old. Everything he did was wrong. Well, what was wrong with him, Ruth? You are so unforgiving. You are. That’s what he said. And now you’re pulling the same shit with me, and that’s a horrible way to be. It’s a horrible. You’re bitter, Ruth. And you can point your finger all you want at me, but you better take a damn good look at yourself first.

Willis: Ever notice that even the worst bastards have friends?

Willis: Matt! What did you do? This isn’t what we talked about.

Ruth: Are you all right, Matt?
Matt: There was a picture of him and Natalie on the wall.
Ruth: What is it, Matt?
Matt: The way she was smiling.
Ruth: What?
Matt: I don’t know.
Ruth: Matt…[/b]

Probably not for those who really do know what it’s like to look around them and think, “this is as good as it gets”. This being nothing less than a shithole.

Being “damaged” psychologically is so much more exasperating than enduring aliments that afflict us physically. For the somatic sort there are things that can be spotted on xrays or through symptoms or in just probing the way the body actually behaves. The head stuff [sans, say, a tumor] not so much. And then the psycho and the somatic can get tangled up in ways that your life becomes a living hell.

And then you can become a sonofabitch around others because you’re so miserable yourself.

I’ve had my share of them. But how lucky I feel never to have been stricken with a compulsive disorder. Counting how many times you lock the door and avoiding cracks in the sidewalk? Obsessed with germs? Jesus.

And here in America we have this thing called “healthcare for the rest of us”. Something folks in the rest of the civilized world know less about. It bankrupts some. And others are denied the care they need. Kids, for example.

I really didn’t buy the relationships here towards the end. It was just too much like in the movies.

IMDb

Courtney Love turned down the role of Carol as she was recording the ‘Celebrity Skin’ album with her band Hole.

I can’t even imagine it.

AS GOOD AS IT GETS [1997]
Directed by James L. Brooks

[b]Melvin: You’ve pissed on your last floor, you dog-eared monkey.
[he puts the dog in the garbage chute]
Melvin: This is New York, pal. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere!

Melvin: Oh, you were talking about your dog. I thought you were referring to that colored man I’ve been seeing in the hall.
Simon: Uh, what color would that be?
Melvin: Like uh, like thick MO-lasses…with a broad nose.

Melvin: I work all the time. So never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there’s a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there’s a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you’re going to faint. Even then, don’t come knocking. Or, if it’s election night, and you’re excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he’s going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don’t knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
Simon: Uhm, yes. It’s not a…subtle point that you’re making.

Melvin [hears a second knock at the door]: Oh now I’m pissed. Now I AM REALLY PISSED!

Melvin: I’ve got Jews at my table.
Carol: It’s not your table, it’s the places, behave! This once, you can sit at someone else’s station.
[all the other waitresses gasp]
Carol: Or you can wait your turn.

Carol: You’re going to die soon with that diet. You know that, right?
Melvin: Oh, we’re all going to die soon. I will, you will, and it sure sounds like your son will.
Carol [angrily, after long pause]: If you ever mention my son again, you will never be able to eat here again. Do you understand?
[Melvin is speechless]
Carol: Give me some sign you understand or leave now. Do you understand me…you crazy fuck? Do you?!?
[Melvin nods]
Melvin: Yes.

Melvin [reading aloud a book he is typing into the computer]: “He had made the girl happy. And what a girl. ‘You’ve saved my life,’ she said, ‘you’d better make it up to me.’”

Melvin [aloud to himself]: Worst sidewalk in New York and look where they put it.

Dr. Green: If you want to see me, you will not do this. You will make an appointment.
Melvin: Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive compulsive disorder, and then act like I have some choice about barging in here?!

Melvin [to a group of depressed psychiatric patients]: What if this is as good as it gets?

Carol? What are you doing here? Are you totally gone? This is my private home!
Melvin: I am trying to keep emotions out of this. Even though this is an important issue to me and I have strong feelings about the subject.
Carol: What subject? That I wasn’t there to take crap from you and bring you eggs? Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?
Melvin: Yes, I do, as a matter of fact…and to prove it I have not gotten personal and you have.

Zoe: How do you write women so well?
Melvin (as he turns toward her): I think of a man and take away reason and accountability.

Carol: Fucking H.M.O. bastard pieces of shit!
Beverly: Carol!
Carol: Sorry.
Dr. Bettes: It’s okay. Actually, I think that’s their technical name.

Melvin: You’re a disgrace to depression.
Simon: Rot in hell, Melvin!
Melvin: No need to stop being a lady. Quit worryin! You’ll be back on your knees in no time!

Carol: Why did you do this for me?
Melvin: To get you back at work so you can wait on me.
Carol: But you do have some idea how strange that sounds??? I’m worried that you did this because…
Melvin: You waiting for me to say something? Look, I’ll be at the restaurant tomorrow.
Carol: I don’t think I can wait until tomorrow. This needs clearing up.
Melvin: Clear what up?
Carol: I’m not going to sleep with you. I will never, ever sleep with you. Never. Not ever.

Frank: Can you drive him?
Melvin: Think white, and get serious!

Carol: Melvin, I’d rather not.
Melvin: What does that got to do with it?
Carol: Funny, I thought it was a strong point.

Melvin [introducing Carol to Simon]: Carol the waitress, Simon the fag.

Melvin: Can I ask you a personal question?
Simon: Sure.
Melvin: You ever get an erection over a woman?
Simon: Melvin…
Melvin: I mean, wouldn’t your life be easier if you weren’t…
Simon: You consider your life easy?
Melvin [pause]: All right, I give you that one.

Melvin: Now, I’ve got a really great compliment for you…and it’s true.
Carol: I’m so afraid you’re about to say something awful.
Melvin: Don’t be pessimistic, it’s not your style. Okay, here I go: Clearly, a mistake. I’ve got this, what - ailment? My doctor, a shrink that I used to go to all the time, he says that in fifty or sixty percent of the cases, a pill really helps. I hate pills, very dangerous thing, pills. Hate. I’m using the word “hate” here, about pills. Hate. My compliment is, that night when you came over and told me that you would never…all right, well, you were there, you know what you said. Well, my compliment to you is, the next morning, I started taking the pills.
Carol: I don’t quite get how that’s a compliment for me.
Melvin: You make me want to be a better man.

Carol: When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome…and then, of course, you spoke.

Simon [to Carol]: You’re why cavemen chiseled on walls.

Simon: Thank you, Melvin. You overwhelm me.
Melvin: They did a nice job…Cozy, huh?
Simon: I love you.
Melvin [pretentions fall]: I’ll tell you, buddy, I’d be the luckiest guy alive if that did it for me.

Melvin [Simon]: I’m drowning here, and you’re describing the water!

Simon: The only real enemy you have is her ability to think logically. And the best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.[/b]

Is this a parody? His shrink?! That’s the guy he is hired to hit? Or maybe his mother and father set it up.

There must be more films about hitmen than there are people who hitmen have actually killed.

Yeah, if only that were true. But there sure are a lot of them.

Are there actually families like this though? You become a hitman because Daddy is?

Here there is a lot of mumbo jumbo about “destiny”…about figuring out the best way to figure out the best way to live. What part does “I” play in it? Is there a me already existing I have to come to terms with…or do we [more or less] make it all up as we go along? In other words, out in a world we can only have so much understanding of and control over.

You know where I come down [resoundingly] here: Maybe. Dasein is written all over this one. For example, I had no relationship at all with my own father…so what could I know about what Alex is going through with his?

Anyway, these people are seeing shrinks so at least they are not boring. But are they dangerous? To each other, I mean.

Look for Cinnamon Carter.

trailer: youtu.be/1YQ0Q64ro3o

PANIC [2000]
Written and directed by Henry Bromell

[b]Dr Parks: What do you do for a living?
Alex: Uh, I’ve got two jobs. I run a small mail order business out of my home…lawn ornaments, kitchen doodads, sexual aids…things like that.
Dr Parks: And the rest of the time?
Alex: I work for my father.
Dr Parks: Doing what?
Alex: I kill people.

Alex: I don’t believe in shrinks. I mean, we are who we are right?

Sarah: I like pussy alright, is there anything wrong with that?
Dr. Leavitt: Nope.
Sarah: Then why are you staring at me like I kill people?

Sammy: Dad… When can I get a Guitar?
Alex: When you’ve mastered the harmonica.
Sammy: When can I get an electric guitar?
Alex: When you’ve got your own house.

Michael [father]: Every man has a destiny, Alex. Life is not… random. The trick is discovering your destiny, knowing it. Once you do that, everything else comes easy… just flows.[/b]

Michael then pulls out a gun. And young Alex meets his “destiny”.

[b]Michael: I know and you know what you do. Your mother knows because she helped me to get started in the business. But nobody else can.

Alex [holding up a pair of handcuffs]: What are these for?
Sarah: You don’t know me well enough to ask that question.

Sarah: Okay. Here are the rules: She never finds out and we never fall in love. Agreed?

Sammy [to Alex]: I killed a squirrel.[/b]

Each layer on the cake describes how much shit you have to take. The higher up you go the less shit. What could be simpler? Or, if your aim is to make it all the way to the top, harder.

This is one of those gangster movies where describing the context is more important than the crimes themselves. Or is to me.

One of the great opening monologues. So much said about the world of drugs [the one we live in] and in so precise a manner. At least until he finds out just how imprecise his assessment actually is.

The warfare is still largely internecine though. The violence doesn’t get down to us until the “end-user” sticks a gun in our face to feed the habit.

Anyway, the first thing I’d do is stash enough away to live comfortably for…forever. Then have a well thought out exit strategy. And remember: there is really no such thing as a friend here. So don’t make any.

Follow the pills. Someone has them to sell and someone wants to buy them. But the buyer insist the pills be sold exclusively to him…or else. This is more akin to 52 card monte.

IMDb

The title is a reference to the layered nature of the criminal underworld, and indeed, the world itself. As Eddie Temple explains "You’re born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you’re up in the rarefied atmosphere and you’ve forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son. " No matter how powerful and important someone thinks they are there is always someone more powerful and important. The Duke thinks of himself as a powerful and important man, as evidenced by his name, yet he’s a nobody compared to XXXX. Even XXXX himself is less important and powerful than a man like Jimmy Price who is, in turn, less important and powerful than Eddie Temple.

trailer: youtu.be/e5R4iepdXqo

LAYER CAKE [2004]
Directed by Matthew Vaughn

[b]XXXX: When I was born the world was a far simpler place. It was all just cops and robbers. But it wasn’t for me. Then came the Summer of Love. Hasish and LSD arrived on the scene. There were villains locked away for twelve years for robbing a bank of ten grand, doing time with drippy hippies down six months for smuggling two million quid worth of puff. I mean work it out mate. We’re in the wrong fucking game. Drugs. Changed. Everything. Always remember that one day all this drug monkey business will all be legal. They won’t leave it to people like me. Not once they figure out how much money is in it. Not millions. Fucking BILLIONS. Recreational Drugs PLC: “Giving People What They Want.” Good times today, stupor tomorrow. But this is now. So while prohibition lasts, make hay while the sun shines. I’m not a gangster. I’m a businessman whose commodity happens to be cocaine. I mean ten years ago a bit of charlie was for pop stars or a celebrities birthday bash. It was demonized by Daily Mail Readers getting drunk in naff wine bars. Now they’re my biggest clients. This is Clarkie. Double first at Cambridge in industrial chemistry. Only he’s got to pay off his student loans somehow. Today I only deal in Kilos. And, depending on which tariff you use will cost you 28 grand, or fifteen years in prison. Which is more than a rapist. C’est la vie. It is vital that we work to a few golden rules: Always works in small teams. Keep a low profile. Never deal with anyone who doesn’t come recommended. I mean it’s like selling anything: washing machines, hand made rugs, blow jobs, as long as you don’t take the piss people will always come back for more. And that’s not to say that we don’t have that special kind of magic that turns two kilos into three. But never get too greedy. Know and respect your enemy! It is only very very stupid people who think the law is stupid. And avoid like the plague, loud attention seeking wannabe gangsters who are in it for the glory, to be a face, to be a name. They don’t mean to fuck up. They just do. Oh, and forgive me for stating the obvious, but stay away from the end user. They’re guaranteed to bring you trouble. As do guns. I hate guns. And violence. But, as some Roman general once said. If you want peace, prepare for war. Morty, and his assistant Terry watch my back. Morty learned to be cautious the hard way. He did ten years inside. He’s my bridge to the criminal world. And he insures that the traffic is one way.
[finally]
XXXX: Very, very important: Pay your supplier prompt. In our case, that’s Mr. Jimmy Price. He’s the top of the pyramid. Pay him. In full, on time, without fail, no short counts. You get no second chances. Jimmy calls the shots.

Paul: [seeing Brian delirious after taking an ecstasy pill] What’s with him?
Duke [chuckling]: He’s just had one of these. These are super e’s mate, we’re gonna make millions!

Duke [to XXXX] : Oh, you give a fuckin’ aspirin a headache, pal!

Duke: You wouldn’t be so fucking flash if you didn’t have him behind you.
Gene: Yeah, well, he fucking has, ain’t he?

Clarkie: Where are we going, Morty?
Morty: Back to that boatyard. Somebody’s about to get a fucking slap.
Terry [pats Morty on the shoulder]: Yes, Morty. About fucking time!

Gene [to XXXX]: In those days, being black was even worse than being Irish.

Gene [to XXXX]: Listen, I know it’s not your thing, but ifIyou have to kill someone, never ever tell a living soul.

XXXX [over the phone]: Dragan?
Dragan: Yes.
XXXX: I’ve got an idea…Why don’t you come 'round for breakfast? I’ll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How’s that sound?
Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.
XXXX: Do you know where I live?
Dragan: No.
XXXX: Well, fuck off then.

Eddie [to XXXX]: This looks like you, son. Smart part of town. I’ll keep an eye open. Must dash off. Get home. Wash and brush up. Opera tonight. The Damnation of Faust. Man sells his soul to the devil. All ends in tears. These arrangements usually do.

Eddie [to XXXX]: England. Typical. Even drug dealers don’t work weekends.

XXXX: I’ve got a recording at home. Of Jimmy and a cozzer called Albie Carter.
Morty: Gene, let’s listen to this shit. If he’s lying, we’ll both fucking kill him.

Morty: Why did you keep the gun?
Gene: I know it sounds silly now, but it was my favorite.
Morty: You better not let the other guns know you have a favorite.

Dragan [after killing Lucky]: Do I have your attention?
XXXX: Yes.
Dragan: You English, you have no idea of honor and respect. I usually kill for less. I want my cargo and the Duke.
XXXX: I haven’t got your pills. Just give me a day to…
[another shot]
Dragan: Don’t piss in my pocket and tell me it’s raining.

Eddie: You’re a bright young man. This monkey business is in your blood, under your skin. You’re not getting out, you’re just getting in. I’ve every faith in you. One day, it will be you sitting here telling some Young Turk the facts of life.
XXXX: And they are, Mr. Temple?
Eddie: You’re born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you’re up in the rarefied atmosphere and you’ve forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.

XXXX [voiceover]: Paul the boatman. Kinky. The Duke. Slasher. Kilburn Jerry. Crazy Larry. Mr. Lucky. Troop. Jimmy. I don’t want to add my name to that list.[/b]

Ooops.

Been there, done that.

But this one never even makes it to the actual war itself. It starts at the time I had already left. The war was lost. Nixon and Kissinger were selling the illusion of “peace with honor”. And hundreds upon hundreds of thousands were already dead and buried. Including friends of mine.

What this movie is good at is portraying Army AIT. You’re out of boot camp and learning your MOS. Playing soldier in other words. Back then all these characters really existed. Why? Because of the draft. There were just too many folks in the Army that were there under duress. And many in their own way ripped the military mindset to shreds. I’d like to think I did my part.

This is just another rendition of Tribes though. One man against the military…

There’s no political context at all. It’s all about hating what the Army tries to turn you into. All you have to note by way of contrast though is the military at a time when the war was waged against folks like… Hitler? It’s all rooted in context. It’s absurd to come down on the military per se. Or even war.

The Sergeant here did a tour of duty with MACV. Me too.

trailer: youtu.be/NACUxVR8bz0

TIGERLAND [2000]
Directed by Joel Schumacher

[b]Paxton [voice-over]: My father said the army makes all men one, but you never know which one.

Cantwell: Don’t it strike you how it’s the same moon shining? And it’s shining down on us here and shining down on that little girl who’s my wife. It’s the same moon that’ll be shining when we go to war. Same moon that’s shining down on those boys getting shot. Don’t it strike you what it means? How each of us is a bit of everything. And everything is shit.

CO: Jesus Christ! When did “My country, right or wrong” turn into “Fuck this shit”?

CO: Sergeant, we are losing a war. The whole goddamn Army is falling apart. You want me to fiddle-fuck around with one smart-ass barracks lawyer?

Johnson: You know what your problem is Wilson? You need to listen for the pop.
Wilson: Whoa, whoa. What’s “the pop”, Johnson?
Johnson: That’s the sound you’re gonna make when your head comes out of your ass for the first time.

Bozz: I understand your position, Sergeant. I ain’t trying to fuck things up for you. You got your army to run and people to kill. I’m not part of it.
Sergeant: Nobody quits the Army.
Bozz: I’m not quitting. . . I’m just not playing.

Miter: You know what I am Bozz? I’m a butcher.
Bozz: Yeah, we’re all butchers, Miter.
Miter: No, I’m a real butcher.
Bozz: Shit, you haven’t killed anyone yet.
Miter: God damn it, Bozz, I mean a real butcher. Back home I cut meat!

CO: The company’s like the bad end of a shit storm. Your platoon’s the worst.
Bozz: Thank you, sir.

CO: I don’t want you in a stockade, Bozz. I don’t want you recycled. I don’t want you drummed out on some bad conduct discharge. I want you exactly where you are. And we’ll just naturally chew you up.

Sergeant Cota: Maybe you’ve heard we’ve lost this war. Or we’ve lost the support of people here at home. It’s too late to ask those questions. You’re not back on the block. If you’re alive in a year, we’ll talk about it.

Private: Sarge, you got any advice on how to stay alive in Vietnam?
Sergeant Cota: Yes, I do, private. Don’t go.[/b]

The first thing you wonder about is this: Okay, it’s not a true story…but do things like this actually unfold? Not the occasional incident where maniacal morons play Russian Roulette. That will always pop up in the news from time to time. Here though it is organized as an underground “event” where others bet on the outcome. Like the set up in The Deer Hunter.

Tried googling it but couldn’t come up with anything definitive. But would it really surprise you if some rendition of it did exist? “Over there”, for example. Or “down there”.

All he knows is this: if he follows the instructions in the envelope he won’t be poor anymore. And by the time he finds out how he can’t back down.

What makes this so effective is that it’s easy to imagine. However horrific the ordeal there are those who will endure it. They are desparate enough, in other words. It’s just that this guy had no idea what was in store for him. And he is particularly young and has that much more to lose.

But isn’t the whole “game” bounded by pure luck? Unless it’s rigged. It’s not like betting on the horses where you can do research to determine the best prospect. There skill is of far more importance than mere chance. The betting part seems absurd. After all, It’s not the best shot that wins, is it?

If this ever does become legit you can bet the real money would come from a PPV broadcast. It would blow Wrestlemania right out of the water.

Russian Roulette at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_roulette

trailer: youtu.be/54jn0_ugqco

TZAMETI [2005]
Written and directed by Géla Babluani

[b]Man: Is it about dope?
Jean-François: No, nothing like that.

Sponsor: Who is he?!

Sébastien: Jean-François is dead. He overdosed.
Sponsor: Did he tell you about this?
Sébastien: I knew he was waiting for a letter. He hoped to earn a lot. I found it and followed the instructions.
Sponsor: Do you know what it’s about?
Sébastien: No idea.

Sébastien: If I don’t suit you I can leave.
Sponsor: It’s too late for that.
Sébastien: What if it doesn’t suit me?
Sponsor: You have to play now.

Game sponsor [to game participant]: Man is born once and he dies once. Be philosophical about it.

Game announcer: Load your gun! Raise your gun! Spin the cylinder! More! Take aim! Cock the hammer! When the bulb lights up, you shoot! Everyone stare at the bulb![/b]

After rouund one: 3 dead, 10 alive. Inbetween rounds: morphine.

[b]Game announcer: Put your bullets in the cylinder! Two bullets!..

Moneyman to a bettor: If he kills a third man, you get a bonus.
Bettor: That would be wonderful.

Annoucer: Three bullets per player![/b]

After four bullets it’s decided.

A dark family secret. Wartime. The Occupation of France. The persecution of Jews.

It’s all about what you know and how you react to it in a particular way. And about the complexity of the lives that embody the secret both during and after the conflict.

When a man falls in love with another woman on his wedding day the consequences can be considerable. With or without persecution and war. In the war though they can be nothing less than deadly.

But: Why would she choose this for her son? She makes this incredibly stupid [impulsive?] decision because she thinks that maybe her husband wants to become involved with her brother’s wife? I can only wonder if the film version is at odds with what really happened. Otherwise this seems merely to be the tale of a very foolish woman. And, with respect to her son, unforgivably selfish.

People are just sometimes unfathomable. But part of this particular secret is that things worked out just as Maxime and Tania might have [secretly?] wished. But not in a malevolent sense…more in line with the ambiguities that marble all such relationships.

trailer: youtu.be/hxmHroAUCZI

UN SECRET [2007]
Written and directed by Claude Miller

[b]Title card: This story and its main characters are based on true events.

François [as adult]: Oddly, my parents never talked about the Occupation of France. They kept it from me like a shameful secret.

School boy [to François while watching a newsreel of German atrocities]: “Ve have vays of making you tok, Jewish swine.”[/b]

François is not amused. He leaps from his seat and starts to pummel him with his fists. Later…

[b]Maxime [father]: You really beat him up?
François: I think I wanted to kill him.
Louise: You wanted to kill him? Didn’t you wonder why?
François: I wanted to rub out his face.
Louise: Why?
[pause]
Louise: Why?
[long pause, going back in time…François falls into her lap weeping]
Louise: I know why you are crying.

François [narrating as adult]: Louise finally told me what I’d always known. She loved me enough to betray my parents’ trust. Since she had revealed part of the secret, she had to tell me more…Dead people emerged whose names I heard for the first time. Hannah…and Simon. Tania and Robert.

Family member: Did you tell him? I bet you told him. That’s how it is. She went with me to get her star.
Maxime: Is that true, Hannah?
Family member: Do you want to forbid her from being Jewish?
Esther: If he could…
Family member: Esther, shut up!

Tania: I hate math! If Hannah were here…
Esther: Oh, stop it! Cut the “poor Hannah” act! You sure you want her to come back?
[Tania is startled and leaves the room]
Esther [to Louise]: Well? Doesn’t it make you sick?
Louise: I’ve seen worse.
Esther: You say that because you also…
Louise: Go on, say it. I also think Tania’s desirable? It’s true. She’s beautiful and desirable.
Esther: So you excuse them?
Louise: No, I just dont judge them.
Esther: Great![/b]

She doesn’t judge Hannah either.

[b]François [as an adult narrating]: I’d never seen my father so upset.
Maxime: Mom tell you about the dog?
François: Yes. I took care of it.
François [as an adult narrating]: He’s gotten over Hannah and Simon. But his dog’s death crushed him.

Klarsfeld: Grinberg, Hannah Golda, nee Stirn, and Simon Grindberg, is that right?
François [as adult]: Yes.
Klarsfeld [reading from file]: “August 10 to 17, 1942: a week at Pithiviers transit camp. The 18th, sent to Poland, Auschwitz. Gassed the day after arrival, the 19th.”

François [narrating as adult]: I told Maxime what Serge Klarsfeld had found: the transport train, the departure for Auschwitz, their death the next morning. They didn’t suffer the camp’s daily horror. Only Nazi hatred was to blame for there death.[/b]

Is that true?

François [narrating as adult]: A few years later, Mother lost the ability to speak or walk after a stroke. My father faced up at first, but the sight of his paralyzed champion became too much for him, and they decided to end it.

Makes no difference where you go around the globe. If you are in the “modern world” it’s pretty much a circus. And then it’s just a matter of spotting the clowns.

But it’s not all laughs here. Not even close. This is the Czech Republic after the Commies are gone. Freedom is taking root but it’s mostly the kind you have to buy. And not everyone has the wherewithal to purchase it. And then there are the crooks and the con men. And corruption. And chaos.

Everything is in transition here. The old narratives give way to the new and somehow “I” has to make an adjustment to it. Some are up and some are down. It’s the same all over.

Here a pawn shop sells a baby taken off a truck filled with human contraband.

But, aside from that and lots of other things though, they’re just like us. But nothing like me. At least no one I spotted.

People from all over the world are spilling out into all the other parts. And not a lot of them are white. And there are those who don’t like it. You find this here and throughout much of Europe now. There’s the potential for an explosion if the next economic crunch becomes the next Great Depression. We just missed that, remember?

trailer: allmovie.com/movie/up-and-down-v310999

UP AND DOWN [Horem Pádem] 2004
Written and directed by Jan Hrebejk

A true story. But more to the point I guess: Is it still true today? And if not entirely true…how much? There surely is corruption still. And there is also incompetence. If you watch enough “true crime” documetaries [The Staircase, Discovery ID segments] you know just how much. It can reach the point where you start to think, “we only need cops around because without them things would be a whole lot worse”.

On the other hand it might be argued that given how little they are paid [relative to the job] why not? This movie reminded me a bit of Eight Men Out. They were corrupt in part because management paid them peanuts. Same here. The cops are barely paid a living wage. They rationalize the payoff because it comes from gambling money anyway. Most of which is probably legal these days. I gotta admit I’m really ambivalent here. $800 a month in payoffs?

But that’s just a point of view. There are any number of honest cops who do everything they possibly can to help people. But others are corrupt…and racist and sexist and all the other traits embedded in reaction. And, yes, incompetent.

The cops here [over 40 years ago] seemed to operate along the path of least resistance. You do as little as you can for as long as you can get away with it. And this is New York.

at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpico
Frank Serpico at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Serpico
Knapp Commission at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knapp_Commission

IMDb

The film was shot in reverse order. Al Pacino began with long hair and a beard, then for each scene, his hair and beard were trimmed bit by bit until he became clean-cut.

trailer: youtu.be/qKtqKft86SY

SERPICO [1973]
Directed by Sidney Lumet

[b]Cop: Jesus Christ. Guess who got shot. Serpico.
Cop: You think a cop did it?
Cop: I know six cops said they’d like to.

Speaker at the academy: To be a police officer means to believe in the law and to enforce it impartially respecting the equality of all men and the dignity and worth of every individual. Every day, your life will be on the line and also your character. You’ll need integrity, courage, honesty, compassion, courtesy…and perseverance…and patience. You men are now prepared to join the war against crime and put the theory you have learned into practice in the streets.

Detective: We’ll take it from here, kid. You don’t have to hang around.
Serpico: What are you talking about? That’s my collar.
Detective: We take the collar. A collar like this, don’t look good, a patrolman takes it.
Serpico: Wait a minute. I don’t care how it looks. Now, I did the work. I broke my ass on this. It’s my collar.
Detective: You really want the collar, kid? You can be brought up on charges. Left your post, the street, entered the school yard without permission–That’s just for openers. Right, Penella? No memo entry. Shit. You’ll be lucky to end up with a reprimand.[/b]

He’s learning.

[b]Leslie [feeling his gun as she’s riding on the back of his motorcycle]: What’ya need a gun for?
Serpico: Didya ever hear of Barnum and Bailey?
Leslie: Yeah.
Serpico: Well, I’m their lion tamer.

Serpico [to Leslie]: How come all your friends are on their way to bein’ someone else?

Larry: Hey man, are you really a cop?
Serpico: Right. I am.
Larry: Wow. Because Leslie is a mindfucker.
Serpico: You gotta be kidding. I didn’t know that. What’s a mindfucker?
Larry: Well, it’s a chick who digs intellectual types and super bright guys.

Keough: Now I got a call about you from downtown. I ain’t sayin’ who. They just said ya’… ya’ couldn’t be trusted, you know?
Serpico: ‘Cause I don’t take money, right?
Keough: Frank, let’s face it. Who can trust a cop who don’t take money? I mean, you are pretty weird, you know, kid? And with that call, the guys were gettin’ a little worried. I told them you were okay. I knew you from the old 21. You’d never hurt another cop, right? You’d never hurt another cop, would you, Frank?
Serpico: That’d depend on what he did.
Keough: That’s the wrong answer, Frankie.

Keough: We’re skimming a little gambling money. It’s clean. It’s not dope. It hurts nobody. Come on, Frank. Gamblers are gentlemen, and they’re gonna operate anyhow, right?
Serpico: Look, Keough, you don’t have to explain yourself to me. Do what you got to do. Keough: What’s the matter, Frank? What are you worried about? Listen. We don’t go overboard here. We’re not sloppy. We’re careful. The spicks, niggers, we bust them. They operate so dumb and sloppy…they get your ass in hot water every time. But the Italians, now, that’s a different story. They’re men of their word. They’re reliable, Frankie.

Serpico: The captain’s out. Won’t do another fucking thing. Blair, I’m telling you, nothing’s gonna happen from the inside. The top guys have been cops too long.
Blair: You haven’t heard from Commissioner Delaney, have you?
Serpico: No, not a fucking word.

Detective: You know, Frank, sometimes I ask myself…what the fuck am I doing? You know, if this ever came out–Christ, my family. My daughter. She just started with the San Francisco Opera. Chorus. Took a lot of money.[/b]

I see his point. Well, sort, of.

[b]Jerry [Mayor’s aide to Blair and Serpico]: I couldn’t be any more embarrassed. It’s like a personal defeat. However…there are priorities.
Blair: What are the priorities, Jerry?
Jerry: The priorities are a long, hot summer ahead and riots are expected…and the mayor cannot alienate the police force. Now, in the fall…

Serpico: I’ve been to outside agencies. I’ll go to more if I have to.
McClain: What outside agencies? Holy Mother of God! Frank, we wash our own laundry around here!! You could be brought up on charges!
Serpico: We do not wash our own laundry! It just gets dirtier!
McClain: You are in trouble!
Serpico: I don’t care if I’m in trouble. I don’t care who gets it. If I have to go to outside agencies…
McClain: Stay away from outside agencies!

Serpico: You know that I’m totally isolated in the department. I don’t have a friend.
Chief Green: Oh, don’t give me that bullshit about friends. I’ve been putting cops away for thirty years. My name’s an obscenity to every shithouse wall in every precinct in the city.
Serpico: I’ve observed that, sir.
Chief Green: Friends! And I fought my way up as a Jew in the department in the days you were supposed to have an uncircumcised shamrock between your legs. I have this nightmare. I’m on 5th Avenue watching the St. Patrick’s Day parade and I have a coronary and nine thousand cops march happily over my body!

Chief Green: Frank, you’re a good cop. Stop being a prima donna. Cut out the shticklech.
Serpico: I don’t understand. How am I being a prima donna? I want to protect myself.
Chief Green: If we’re gonna get the indictments, you’re gonna have to testify.

DA: Frank, this was a grand jury about police offiicers…actively engaged in corruption. You don’t implicate people without suffiicient evidence.
Serpico: That’s crap and you know it, because even a dumb cop like me knows a prosecutor can take a grand jury anywhere it wants to take it. Now, you never led me anywhere near the real problems. Nothing about the bosses, the brass…how corruption like this could exist without anybody knowing about it. Now, a few flunky cops in the Bronx. That’s it. None of the shit in Queens, Brooklyn, Manhattan?
DA: While you’re at it, why don’t you mention Kansas City?
Serpico: Well, ‘‘the biggest thing since Harry Gross.’’ That’s what you said.
DA: All right! Look, Frank. You got guts, integrity. There’s going to be a detective’s gold shield in this for you.
Serpico: Now, that’s terrifiic. That’s good. Maybe this is what it’s all about. Maybe I should take my gold shield and forget it.

Serpico: I’m a marked man in this department. And for what?
DA: I’ve already arranged a transfer for ya’.
Serpico: To where? China?

Gun shop owner: That gun takes a 14 shot clip. You expecting an army?
Serpico: No. Just a division.

Blair: Hello.
Serpico: Hello, prick.
Blair: Who is this?
Serpico: Frank.
Blair: How are you? Where are you?
Serpico: I’m ready to go to the Times.

Cop [to Frank]: All right, you cocksucker. You might get by with that shit in the Bronx, but down here, 800 a month is chicken feed. Last week, one dope dealer sent out these guys making pickups…40,000 each. We let 'em collect it all, and then hit 'em. 120,000 split four ways. That’s serious money. And with that, you don’t fuck around.
Serpico: I got the message.
Cop: Good. Now get the fuck out.

Serpico [testifying before the Knapp Commission]: Through my appearance here today I hope that police officers in the future will not experience the same frustration and anxiety that I was subjected to for the past five years at the hands of my superiors… because of my attempt to report corruption. I was made to feel that I had burdened them with an unwanted task. The problem is that the atmosphere does not yet exist in which an honest police officer can act without fear of ridicule or reprisal from fellow officers. Police corruption cannot exist unless it is at least tolerated at higher levels in the department. Therefore, the most important result that can come from these hearings is a conviction by police officers that the department will change. In order to ensure this an independent, permanent investigative body dealing with police corruption, like this commission, is essential.[/b]

Sons of the upper middle class. And the ruling class. Well, one of them. Even down there though they are almost entirely frivolous. Hip and cool to be sure. But their brains revolve around dope, futball and erections. Still, they are rather personable and charming.

But they need to smarten up. Though not in the way some in here might insist. Emotionally, in other words. Besides, only the narrator comes even remotely close to connecting their story to one that you or I might be more familiar with. And to the rest of the world.

That’s when we meet Luisa. Certainly more mature and interesting than them. But not the sort of person that would be interesting to me. Quite the opposite. But beautiful of course.

And then eventually we learn her terrible secret.

It’s a road trip in which “the boys” grope their way a bit closer to becoming…men?

But not men like Chuy. The part he and his family play in all this is considerably more grounded in the reality of Mexico today.

Look for the anarchy decal.

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[b]The translation of the tagline is: “Life has its way of teaching us. Life has its way of confusing us. Life has its way of changing us. Life has its way of astonishing us. Life has its way of hurting us. Life has its way of curing us. Life has its way of inspiring us.”

The phrase “Y tu mama tambien”, by itself, is not offensive, but if you put an offense before it or you answer to an offense with it, it is one of the most offensive phrases in Mexican Spanish. By itself, it means “And your mother too.”[/b]

at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y_Tu_Mam%C … mbi%C3%A9n

trailer: youtu.be/wJ2LrIZq1s8

Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN [2001]
Written and directed by Alfonso Cuarón

[b]Jano: I didn’t know you want to be a writer. What are you going to write about, “rich brats”?
Tenoch: No, about assholes like you.
Jano: Well, let me tell you that there is a big difference between writing high school tales and producing actual literature.
Tenoch: So, when do you begin?
Jano: Have you read my book?
Tenoch: I read the critics.

Narrator: Luisa was never comfortable at Jano’s dinners with his artistic and intellectual friends. There was always someone, whether with good intentions or not, who would press Luisa for an opinion during their debates. Her reply was always humble. “I don’t know about those things.” She often thought about challenging the guests to see if anyone could name every tooth in the right order. She never dared.[/b]

Of course Jano is portrayed as one of those effete intellectual snobs. A pedant by and large.

[b]Luisa: Who cares who you two fucked when you come that fast!

Luisa [of Julio and Tenoch]: Play with babies and you’ll end up washing diapers!

Narrator: At the end of the year, Chuy and his family will have to leave their home to make way for the construction of an exclusive hotel. They will relocate to the outskirts of Santa Maria Colotepec. Chuy will attempt to give boat tours but a collective of Acapulco boatman supported by the local Tourism Board will block him. Two years later, he’ll end up as a janitor of that hotel. He will never fish again.

Julio: They’re shitting in the tent!!

Luisa: A toast to all of Jano’s mistresses! You know how I knew?
Tenoch: How?
Luisa: He tried things on me that he learned from them.
Julio: Like the finger in the ass?!

Luisa: You have to make the clitoris your best friend.
Tenoch: What kind of friend is always hiding?

Luisa: A toast to your girlfriends, who are probably screwing 10 Italians as we speak!

Tenoch: Did you hear about Luisa?
Julio: No, what?

Narrator: Luisa spent her last four days in the hospital in Santa Maria Colotepec. At her request, Chuy and Mabel never mentioned her adventure with Julio and Tenoch. She gave Lucero the little stuffed mouse named Luisa. Tenoch excused himself. His girlfriend was waiting for him at the movies. Julio insisted on paying the check. They will never meet again.[/b]

When I was young I thought, “There’s no way in hell we won’t make contact with something out there before I die.”

I don’t think that way anymore. It’s the gigantic distances “out there” that appear the most daunting. Billions and billions of miles just to step out into the neighorhood. And even if we receive an unmistakable signal, the ETs sending it might be long gone.

The overwhelming preponderance of humankind has gone to the grave baffled regarding “our place in the universe.” Carl Sagan among them.

But of late science has been able to locate many, many planetary systems orbiting distant stars. So we know the part about the planets existing is true.

The film also explores the conflicting narratives posited by those who embrace science and those who embrace religion. As with Einstein, Sagan always sought to provoke a discussion whereby a place could be found somewhere in the middle for both of them. Science goes deeper and deeper but the mystery of existence itself becomes all the more astounding. Answers merely precipitate more questions. As with, for example, the Higgs boson. On the most recent segment of Through the Wormhole [how’s that for irony?] this became abundantly clear.

The part that follows the plunge through the wormhole? It may as well have been Heaven. There’s her dad again, for example. It’s not “real” though. Wink, wink.

The ending is delicious. It is bursting at the seams with irony. Science, philosophy and religion in a kind of blur. And then in a kind of “vision”.

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[b]Author and producer Carl Sagan died during production of the film.

The suicide pill scene is controversial. Carl Sagan claimed that such pills were made available on all NASA missions for use if astronauts were unable to return to Earth. Former astronaut Jim Lovell, commander of the ill-fated Apollo 13 mission, disputes this claim.

More than 117,000 hours of computer CPU time were required to render the CGI in the opening galactic pullback scene. The servers crashed more than 25 times in the process. Shortest amount of time required to render one frame in the sequence: 12 seconds. Longest render time for one frame: 18.4 hours.[/b]

at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contact_(film
SETI at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SETI

trailer: youtu.be/SRoj3jK37Vc

CONTACT [1997]
Directed by Robert Zemeckis
From the novel by Carl Sagan

[b]Ellie [sticking a thumbtack into a start chart]: One down, couple of billion to go.

Palmer: What are you studying up there?
Ellie: Oh, the usual. Nebulae, quasars, pulsars, stuff like that. What are you writing?
Palmer: The usual. Nouns, verbs, adverbs, adjectives here and there.

Ellie: Now there are 400 billion stars out there. Just in our galaxy alone. If only one out of a million of those had planets…and if just one out of a million of those had life…and if just one out of a million of those had intelligent life, there would be millions of civilizations out there.

Ellie: Dr. Drumlin, we are talking about what could potentially be the most important discovery in the history of humanity. There are over four hundred billion stars out there…
Drumlin: And only two probabilities: One: there is intelligent life in the universe but they’re so far away you’ll never contact it in your lifetime. Two: There’s nothing out there but noble gasses and carbon compounds and you’d be wasting your time.

Executive: We must confess that your proposal seems less like science and more like science fiction.
Ellie: Science fiction. Well you’re right, it’s crazy. In fact, it’s even worse than that, nuts.
[angrily slams down her briefcase and marches up to the desk]
Ellie: You wanna hear something really nutty? I heard of a couple guys who wanna build something called an “airplane,” you know you get people to go in, and fly around like birds, it’s ridiculous, right? And what about breaking the sound barrier, or rockets to the moon, or atomic energy, or a mission to Mars? Science fiction, right?

Palmer [being interviewed by Larry King]: Is the world fundamentally a better place because of science and technology? We shop at home, we surf the Web…at the same time, we feel emptier, lonelier and more cut off from each other than at any other time in human history. We’ve become a synthesized society, always in a rush to get to the next sensation. We’re looking for meaning. What is the meaning? We have mindless jobs, take frantic vacations. Deficit finance trips to the mall to buy more things that we think will fill the holes in our lives…

Ellie: Hydrogen times pi! I told you!!

Drumlin: People have been looking at Vega for years. No results. Yesterday they start broadcasting primes. Why?
Ellie: Well, it’s hardly yesterday. The signal’s been transmitting for 26 years.

Ellie: Does anyone speak German?

Rachel [about Hitler broadcast]: Twenty million people died defeating that son of a bitch, and he’s our first ambassador to outer space?
Ellie: Actually the Hitler broadcast from the…
Drumlin [interrupting]: …1936 olympics was the first television transmission of any power that went in to space. That they recorded it, and sent it back, is simply their way of saying “hello, we heard you.”
Kitz: Or, “Sieg Heil, you’re our kind of people.”

Jay Leno: So it turns out there’s life on other planets. Boy, this is really going to change the Miss Universe contest.

Sign at the Very Large Array gathering of the masses: UFO ABDUCTION INSURANCE

Ellie [to Palmer]: Occam’s razor. You ever heard of it? It’s a basic scientific princple which says: All things being equal, the simplest explanation tends to be right.
Palmer: Makes sense to me.
Ellie: So what’s more likely? That an all-powerful, mysterious God created the Universe, and decided not to give any proof of his existence? Or, that He simply doesn’t exist at all, and that we created Him, so that we wouldn’t have to feel so small and alone?
Palmer: I don’t know. I couldn’t imagine living in a world where God didn’t exist. I wouldn’t want to.
Ellie: How do you know you are not deluding yourself? I mean, for me, I’d need proof.
Palmer: Proof? Did you love your father?
Ellie: What?
Palmer: Your dad. Did you love him?
Ellie: Yes, very much.
Palmer: Prove it.[/b]

Well, that’s a bullshit analogy to me. If only because it is considerably easier to demonstrate if a particular father and daughter do in fact exist. The “love” part is then rooted in dasein rooted in biology.

[b]Palmer: But why you…why you personally? By doing this, you’re willing to give your life. You’re willing to die for it. Why?
Ellie: For as long as I can remember, I’ve been searching for…something…some reason why we’re here. What are we doing here? Who are we? If this is a chance to find out even a little part of that answer…I don’t know, I think it’s worth a human life.

Ellie: Why did you do it?
Palmer: Our job was to select someone to speak for everybody. And I just couldn’t in good conscience vote for a person who doesn’t believe in God. Someone who honestly thinks the other ninety five percent of us suffer from some form of mass delusion.
Ellie: I told the truth up there. And Drumlin told you exactly what you wanted to hear.

Drumlin: I know you must think this is all very unfair. Maybe that’s an understatement. What you don’t know is I agree. I wish the world was a place where fair was the bottom line, where the kind of idealism you showed at the hearing was rewarded, not taken advantage of. Unfortunately, we don’t live in that world.
Ellie: Funny, I’ve always believed that the world is what we make of it.

Ellie: It’s a star. I must have gone through a wormhole.[/b]

Then there is this obligatory scene:

Alien: You’re an interesting species. An interesting mix. You’re capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you’re not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we’ve found that makes the emptiness bearable, is each other.

Lots of movies like this. You live in a family with someone who is “special”. He has an “affliction” and it makes him behave in ways that invite, say, the very, very stupid and the very, very ignorant [read typical teenage boys] to make fun of him. What’s the best way to handle it?

What would a decent, humane person do? What ought we to do? After all, there are people out there [Nazis, Objectivists, Supremacists] who would dump them somewhere or get rid of them altogether.

Then you react to the film in terms of how realistic you think it is. But realistic from what point of view? From my point of view it seemed brutally realistic. But is this how it actually is?

Ask yourself this: If all of a sudden out of the blue it was your responsibility to watch over Charlie…could you? Would you? Here’s someone who, when he has to pee, runs into the nearest available house. Or takes a shit in his room and than rubs it into the carpet. Or chews on tampons. Or masturbates at the dinner table.

Is that realistic?

Look for Amanda Seyfried’s twin sister. At least she may as well be in some shots.

at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Balloon_(film

trailer: youtu.be/WxKE-tB1ya8

THE BLACK BALLOON [2008]
Written and directed by Elissa Down

[b]Boy: Why is your brother a spastic?
Thomas: He’s not a spastic, he’s autistic.
Boy: Same dif.

Boys [heaving eggs]: Hey, check it out, it’s the spastic bus!

Thomas: Charlie, Charlie, come on…you go to the toilet at home.

Thomas: Charlie, get your finger out of your ass.

Thomas: He shit everywhere, yell at him!
Maggie: You locked him in his room. What was he supposed to do? Don’t be so bloody selfish Tommy.
Thomas: He is not my responsibility!
Maggie: He’s your brother!
Thomas: He’s a freak!
[Maggie slaps him]
Thomas: I don’t want anything to do with him!
Maggie: Your brother will never be able to do the things you can. He will never get a job or have a family…He’ll never be able to look after himself. He will live with us for the rest of his life.[/b]

See the conflict here? What would you be willing to give up to care for him?

[b]Thomas: Dad, do you ever wish Charlie was normal?
Simon: All I know is he’s my own, and you’re weak as piss if you don’t look after your own.

Jackie: Close your eyes, what do you see?
Thomas: Black.
Jackie: Look harder.

Thomas: I hate him! I hate him! I hate him! I hate him!

Thomas: You just pissed on my leg, didn’t you?[/b]

This is a John Sayles film so it is going to have a political edge. The point isn’t that eight ballplayers took a dive, but the social, political and economic context in which someone might choose to do this. Without that it’s just a bullshit morality play about Right and Wrong.

And look at the boys of Summer today. What part still revolves around a love for the game and what part revolves instead around contract time?

This was a time when the “bosses” called the shots. Capitalism as envisioned by the Randroids. Only even Rand advocated paying someone what they were actually worth…instead of as little as you could get away with.

Here though even the fucking crooks are ripping them off. When they were not trying to rip off each other.

By the 1930s though “labor’s untold story” was being written. Unfortunately, now we seem to be on our way back to Comiskey.

Comiskey’s nickname: Commie!!

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[b]Director John Sayles bore such a striking resemblance to newspaper writer Ring Lardner that he played the part himself.

The incident where Comiskey gives his players flat champagne as a reward for winning the pennant did happen, though it actually happened after the 1917 season. The White Sox won that World Series, beating the New York Giants.[/b]

at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight_Men_Out
black sox scandal at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sox_scandal

trailer: youtu.be/NZYltpZT0KI

EIGHT MEN OUT [1988]
Written and directed by John Sayles

[b]Eddie: What’s this, Harry?
Harry: Mr. Comiskey sent these down for you. A congratulations for a successful pennant race.
Eddie: That’s awfully white of him. He didn’t happen to mention when we can expect that bonus he promised us in return for taking the flag, did he?
Harry: This is your bonus.
Swede: Cheap bastard.
Kid: Look, fellas, if it was up to me…
Eddie: Kid, we got no beef with you.
[opens one of the champagne bottles - nothing happens]
Eddie: It’s flat.

Chick: You go back to Boston and turn seventy grand at the drop of a hat? I find that hard to believe.
Sport Sullivan: You say you can find seven men on the best club that ever took the field willin’ to throw the World Series? I find that hard to believe.
Chick: You never played for Charlie Comiskey.

Eddie: It’s about my bonus, Mr. Comiskey. You promised me a $10,000 bonus if I won 30 games this year and I think I deserve it.
Comiskey: Harry, how many games did Mr. Cicotte win for us this year?
Harry: 29, Mr. Comiskey.
Eddie: You told Kid to sit me down the last two weeks of the season to get ready for the series. That cost me five more starts; I know I would have won at least two more games.
Comiskey: We had to get your arm ready for the series.
Eddie: I deserve that bonus.
Comiskey: 29 is not 30, Eddie. You will get only the money you deserve.

Bill Burns: I won a few games.
Abe Atell: You lost a few more.

Rothstein: You were champ, Abe, you went down for the bucks.
Abe Atell: This is different.
Rothstein: Look, champ. I know guys like that. I grew up with them. I was the fat kid they wouldn’t let play. "Sit down, fat boy’. That’s what they’d say “Sit down, maybe you’ll learn something.” Well, I learned something alright. Pretty soon, I owned the game, and those guys I grew up with come to me with their hats in their hands. Tell me, champ, all those years of puggin’, how much money did you make?
Abe Atell: The honest fights or the ones I tanked?
Rothstein: Altogether, I must’ve made ten times that amount betting on you and I never took a punch.
Abe Atell: Yeah, but I was champ. Featherweight champeen of the world!
Rothstein: Yesterday. That was yesterday.
Abe Atell: No A.R. you’re wrong. I was champ, and can’t nothin take that away.[/b]

Two entirely different vantage points.

[b]Jimmy: But what’s left for the players?
Sport Sullivan: You know what you feed a dray horse in the morning if you want a day’s work out of him?
Jimmy: What?
Sport Sullivan: Just enough so he knows he’s hungry.

Kid [the manager, to Claude of the dummy dropped from the plane]: Ask it if it can pitch.

Kid [to Chick]: I know what you’re doing! I know what you’re doing!

Bucky [to his wife]: The dugout is like…nobody will look each other in the eye. You go out on the field, and you don’t know who’s tryin’. You don’t know who’s not.

Ring Lardner [aloud to himself]: You lied to me, Eddie.

Ring Lardner [serenading White Sox after game 5, to the tune of “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles”]: “I’m forever blowing ballgames, pretty ballgames in the air. I come from Chi, I hardly try, just go to bat and fade and die. Fortune’s coming my way, that’s why I hardly care. I’m forever blowing ballgames, and the gamblers treat us fair.”

Hired Killer: You’re gonna lose tomorrow.
Lefty: Oh, is that so?
Hired Killer: I know it for a fact. That your wife?
Lefty: Yeah, what’s it to you?
Hired Killer: You don’t lose tomorrow, she dies.
Lefty: Who sent you?
Hired Killer: You made a promise to certain people.
Lefty: You son of a bitch!
Hired Killer: You can’t protect her. If I don’t do it, somebody else will. First inning, Mister Williams.

Ring Lardner: He’s throwing nothing but fast balls.
Hugh: Slow ones.

Austrian: Some kind of investigation is gonna be launched. Our job is to control that investigation. In fact, to appear to be leading the investigation.
Comiskey: If I lose those players…
Austrian: You might not have to.
Comiskey: They are guilty.
Austrian: Well, that, from a business perspective, is irrelevant. What’s important is that your business, baseball, is going to take a shellacking at the ticket window unless you and your fellow-owners make the public think that you are absolutely clean in this matter.

Hap: I may be dumb, fellas, but I ain’t stupid.

Young boy: Say it ain’t so, Joe, say it ain’t so.

Eddie: I always figured it was talent made a man big, you know, if I was the best at something. I mean, we’re the guys they come to see. Without us, there ain’t a ballgame. Yeah, but look at who’s holding the money and look at who’s facing a jail cell. Talent don’t mean nothing. And where’s Comiskey and Sullivan, Attell, Rothstein? Out in the back room cutting up profits, that’s where. That’s the damn conspiracy.

Kid: People are human.

Buck [to neighborhood kids]: I still get a bang out of playing ball. You get out there, and the stands are full and everybody’s cheerin’. It’s like everybody in the world come to see you. And inside of that there’s the players, they’re yakkin’ it up. The pitcher throws and you look for that pill… suddenly there’s nothing else in the ballpark but you and it. Sometimes, when you feel right, there’s a groove there, and the bat just eases into it and meets that ball. When the bat meets that ball and you feel that ball just give, you know it’s going to go a long way. Damn, if you don’t feel like you’re going to live forever.

Jury Foreman: We find the players not guilty on all charges.
Ring [to Hugh]: That was a bigger fix than the series.[/b]

This is one of the most poweful, gut-wrenching movies I have ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot of them. It’s just a great fucking film.

It makes you think about “doing the right thing”. But out in the real world. It’s why the expression “situational ethics” was invented. This little girl’s life is now fucked forever because Patrick felt obligated to do the right thing. But it’s not like his point of view is without merit. Philosophically, for example.

Can you imagine the objectivists of the world tackling this convoluted mess by way of proposing a universal knowledge or morality?

And there must be thousands upon thousands of kids struggling to survive in dysfunctional families like this.

Here though you don’t expect the “good guy” to bring the child back to the piece of shit monster that is “raising” her. And he has seen her up close. So there is no doubt regarding just how pathetic her mothering “skills” are. Angie, on the other hand, is a bit more perceptive here. And, in shooting Corwin, Patrick shows his own willingness to do the wrong thing for the right reasons. True: In the best of all possible worlds world we want the law [the rule of law] to prevail. But in the world as it is there will always be crucial judgment calls.

Of course, the cops can fuck with innocent folks too. And the irony here is the relationship [in Patrick’s mind] between Corwin and Amanda. But she pays the price, not him.

Aside: Why did Jack’s wife have to be white? Is the idea of two black folks raising a little white girl going too far? I have to admit that making her white troubled me. I smell racism in there somewhere. However deep down subconsciously it goes.

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Broadway actress Amy Ryan looked and sounded so convincing as a low class Dorchester mom that a security guard mistook her for a fan on the first day of location filming, and wouldn’t let her on the set. One of the producers finally noticed her on the other side of one of the barricades, and said she should be let through. The incident made Ryan twenty minutes late, but convinced her the Boston accent she’d prepared was realistic.

What an incredible performance. Absolutely amazing.

at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gone_Baby_Gone

trailer: youtu.be/O0JXvJHhjus

GONE BABY GONE [2007]
Written and directed by Ben Affleck

[b]Patrick: I always believed it was the things you don’t choose that makes you who you are. Your city, your neighborhood, your family. People here take pride in these things, like it was something they’d accomplished. The bodies around their souls, the cities wrapped around those. I lived on this block my whole life; most of these people have. When your job is to find people who are missing, it helps to know where they started. I find the people who started in the cracks and then fell through. This city can be hard. When I was young, I asked my priest how you could get to heaven and still protect yourself from all the evil in the world. He told me what God said to His children. “You are sheep among wolves. Be wise as serpents, yet innocent as doves.”

Patrick [while watching TV]: Fucking cops. This is just unbelievable. The whole force standing outside the house, guarding the sidewalk with their arms crossed. I mean, are the kidnappers coming back?

Angie: We have a good life, right?
Patrick: Is that a trick question?
Angie: I don’t wanna find their little kid in a dumpster.
Patrick: Maybe she’s not in a dumpster, babe.
Angie: I don’t wanna find a little kid after they’ve been abused for three days.
Patrick: Hon, nobody does.

Lionel [about Helene]: She’s at the Fillmore all the time.
Patrick: She’s at the Fillmore lounge?
Lionel: Yeah, she drinks every day. She’s got the gene, you know? The disease. Our parents had it too.
Patrick: She use drugs?
Lionel: I think she does a little coke.
Patrick: How much is a little?
Lionel: I don’t know. Few times a week, maybe. I mean how much is a lot?
Patrick: Few times a week’s a lot.
Lionel: Then she does a lot.

Patrick [seeing Amanda’s bare room] Kidnapped the furniture, too?

Jack: A four-year-old child is on the street. It’s 76 hours and counting. And the prospects for where she might be are beginning to look grim, you understand? Half of all the children in these cases are killed, flat out. If we don’t catch the abductor by day one, only about 10% are ever solved. This is day three.

Steve: [at a bar] Yeah, listen, I been fucking everywhere putting up posters, man, you know? Every project hallway, all over City Point, everywhere, you know? I mean, it’s a real tragedy. She used to come in here, sit up at the bar and shit. You know, she was like our mascot.
Angie: Helene brought Amanda in here?
Steve: Well, mostly in the afternoons. I mean, it’s not place for a child at night.
Angie: Oh, really?
Steve [missing the irony]: Yeah. Hot tempers, lot of drugs, trust me.
Patrick: So how often Helene come down here?
Steve: Five nights a week. Come on, guys, please. She’s a fucking coke ho, okay? She’s in here fucking doing lines just about every night. Trust me, all right? It’s not a real shocker, so…
Patrick: She’s that bad, huh?
Steve: Huh? Oh, she’s fucking terrible. Listen, remember that night when the kid got kidnapped? You saw her on the news, right? She’s saying, “Oh, I was at my neighbor’s house for a half hour.” Bullshit. She was in here for, like, two hours bumping rails. Oh, yeah.

Patrick: Ever sell to Helene?
Bubba: There’s reasons why there ain’t three inches of Plexiglas between us right now. That’s 'cause I don’t fuck with skeezers like Helene.

Remy: How well do you know Cheese?
Helene: Who?
Nick: Come on, sweetheart. Cheese. Either you know him or you don’t.
Helene: Oh, sounds familiar.
Remy: No. It don’t “sound familiar”, Helene. He’s a violent sociopathic Haitain criminal named Cheese. Either you know him or you don’t.

Beatrice: You took Amanda with you?
Helene: Well, what am I gonna’ do? Leave her in the car, Bea? I don’t got no daycare. It’s really hard bein’ a mother. It’s hard raisin a family, you know? All on my own. But God made you barren, so you wouldn’t fuckin’ know. So I understand, Bea, okay?
Beatrice: You are an abomination.[/b]

Yeah, maybe on a good day.

Angie: You didn’t think it was worth it for your daughter’s sake to tell people what happened? Cheese has your kid. God fucking knows what he’s doing to her.
Helene: What am I gonna do? Call Cheese and be like, “You got my daughter? Cause I just ripped you off, and I’m just checking.”
Angie: Yeah!
Helene: Oh, my God! Oh, I’m gonna call the cops, too, and be like, “You know, just so you know, wanna know I run coke and heroin in case that’s irrelevant.”

Of course only Patrick was witness to this:

[b]Helene [crying]: I know I fucked up. I just want my daughter back. I swear to God, I won’t use no drugs no more. I won’t even go out every night, I’ll be fucking straight. Cross my heart.

Cheese: You got my money, you leave that shit in the mailbox on your ass way out, you feel me? Some other motherfuckers let fool rob on them. I don’t play scrimmage. But I don’t fuck with no kids. And if that girl only hope is you, well, I pray for her, because she’s gone, baby. Gone.

Patrick: Cheese, if you ever disrespect her again like that, I’m gonna pull your fuckin’ card, okay? So you’re saying you didn’t do it, fine. We’ll take your money, and we’ll be on our way. When it turns out you’re lying, I’m gonna spend every nickel of that money to fuck you up. I’m gonna bribe cops to go after you, I’m gonna pay guys to go after your weak fuckin’ crew, and I’m gonna tell all the guys I know that you’re a C.I. and a rat, and I know a lot of people. And after that, you’re gonna wish you listened to me, ‘cause your shitty pool hall crime syndicate headquarters is gonna get raided, and your doped-up bitches are gonna get sent back to Laos, and this fuckin’ retard right here is gonna be testifying against you for a reduced sentence, while you’re gettin’ cornholed in your cell by a gang of crackers. 'Cause from what I’ve heard, the guys that get sent up Concord for killing kids, life’s a motherfucker.
Cheese [pointing gun at Patrick]: You come 'round here again, and I’m gonna get discourteous on your ass.

Patrick [narrating]: I couldn’t stop running it over and over and over in my mind, the vague and distant suspicion that we never understood what happened that night, what our role was. Or maybe it was just that, like the hundreds of other children who disappear each year and never return…Amanda was even more haunting for never being found.

Patrick: They say how old that little boy was?
Remy: Seven. Second grade. Should be proud of yourself. Most guys would’ve stayed outside.
Patrick: I don’t know.
Remy: What don’t you know?
Patrick: My priest says shame is God telling you what you did was wrong.
Remy: Fuck Him.
Patrick: Murder’s a sin.
Remy: Depends on who you do it to.
Patrick: That’s not how it works. It is what it is.

Remy: I planted evidence on a guy once, back in '95. We were paying $100 an eight-ball to snitches. We got a call from our pal, Ray Likanski. He couldn’t find enough guys to rat out. Anyway, he tells us there’s a guy pumping up in an apartment up in Columbia Point. We go in, me and Nicky. Fifteen years ago, when Nicky went in, it was no joke. So it’s a… it’s a stash house, right? The old lady’s beat to shit, the husband’s mean, cracked out, trying to give us trouble, Nicky lays him down. We’re doing an inventory, but it looks like we messed up because there’s no dope in the house, and I go in the back room. Now, this place was a shithole, mind you? Rats, roaches, all over the place. But the kid’s room, in the back, was spotless. No, I mean, he swept it, mopped it; it was immaculate. The little boy’s sitting on the bed, holding onto his playstation for dear life. There’s no expression on his face, tears streaming down. He wants to tell me he just learned his multiplication tables.
Patrick: Christ.
Remy: I mean, the father’s got him in this crack den, subsisting on twinkies and ass-whippings, and this little boy just wants someone to tell him that he’s doing a good job. You’re worried what’s Catholic? I mean, kids forgive. Kids don’t judge. Kids turn the other cheek. What do they get for it? So I went back out there, I put an ounce of heroin on the living room floor, and I sent the father on a ride, seven to nine.
Patrick: That’s was the right thing?
Remy [yelling]: Fucking A! You gotta take a side. You molest a child, you beat a child, you’re not on my side. If you see me coming, you better run, because I am gonna lay you the fuck down! Easy.
Patrick: Don’t feel easy.
Remy: Is the kid better off without his father? Yeah. But okay, I mean, could be out there right now pumping with a gun in his waistband. It’s a war, man. Are we winning? No.

Remy [to Lionel]: Where I come from, you die with your secrets.

Lionel [to Patrick]: Last summer, Helene and Dottie took Amanda to the beach. It was a real hot day. Amanda fell asleep. They left her in the car while they go off into the dunes, smoke a doobie with some guys. Two hours. Amanda literally roasted. She was three. Later on, I was holding her, trying to help her get to sleep. My little Amanda, she was so hot. She felt like something just come out of the oven. Like a fucking pot roast. So don’t feel too sorry for my sister. Because she never gave a shit about anyone but herself.

Patrick: Does it make you feel better? Telling yourself you did it for the right reasons? That you took her to be saved. From her own mother?
Jack: We’re just trying to give a little girl a life.
Patrick: Wasn’t your life to give. Helene’s her mother. If you thought she was a bad mother, you should’ve gone to Social Services. Short of that, she’s her mother, and that’s where she belongs. Jack: You turn around. You go back to your fucking car, and you wait 30 years. You don’t know what the world is made of yet.

Patrick: I’m calling state police in five minutes. They’ll be here in ten.
Jack: Thought you would’ve done that by now. You know why you haven’t? Because you think this might be an irreparable mistake. Because deep inside you, you know it doesn’t matter what the rules say. When the lights go out, and you ask yourself “is she better off here or better off there”, you know the answer. And you always will. You…you could do a right thing here. A good thing. Men live their whole lives without getting this chance. You walk away from it, you may not regret it when you get home. You may not regret it for a year, but when you get to where I am, I promise you, you will. I’ll be dead, you’ll be old. But she…she’ll be dragging around a couple of tattered, damaged children of her own, and you’ll be the one who has to tell them you’re sorry.
Patrick: You know what? Maybe that’ll happen. And if it does, I’ll tell them I’m sorry and I’ll live with it. But what’s never gonna happen and what I’m not gonna do is have to apologize to a grown woman who comes to me and says: “I was kidnapped when I was a little girl, and my aunt hired you to find me. And you did, you found me with some strange family. But you broke your promise and you left me there. Why? Why didn’t you bring me home? Because all the snacks and the outfits and the family trips don’t matter. They stole me. It wasn’t my family and you knew about it and you knew better and you did nothing”. And maybe that grown woman will forgive me, but I’ll never forgive myself.
Jack: I did what I did for the sake of the child. All right. For me, too. But now, I’m asking you for the sake of the child. I’m begging you. You think about it.

Angie: She’s happy.
Patrick: What?
Angie: She’s happy here. I saw her.
Patrick: Angie, don’t do this.
Angie: If you call the police, they will send her back.
Patrick: I’m not sending her anywhere. Helene is her mother.
Angie: She’s better off here.
Patrick: Why? Because he’s got money, and he makes her sandwiches?
Angie: Because he loves her.
Patrick: Helene loves her, too.
Angie: Helene doesn’t treat her that way.
Patrick: Well, maybe she’ll change.
Angie: She won’t change. People don’t change. Helene is arsenic.

Patrick: Angie, I know that this is hard. Look at me, I know it’s hard. But I need you to stand by me. I need you to say, "We’re gonna make the right decision, “and we’re gonna make everything okay.”
Angie: Everything will be okay. Because we’re gonna leave her here, and every now and then we’re gonna talk about her. And where she is, and about what grade she’s in. And that’ll be okay, because we’re gonna know what school she’s in, and we’re gonna know she’s happy, and she’s got birthday parties, and she smiles every day, and she has sleepovers.
Patrick: Baby, I’m sorry. But you can’t ask me to do something that I can’t do.
Angie: And you can’t ask me to live with it. Patrick, for me. Please? I will hate you for doing this, and I don’t want to.

Patrick [to Angie as she leaves him]: You wanna talk for a minute?
Angie: There’s nothing to say.

Helene: Sorry for being rude, I gotta be out of here in, like, two minutes. Think he’ll like me?
Patrick: Who?
Helene: My date. He seen me on my American Victim. He wrote me letters, I was like, “Whatever.” But then he seen my Meredith Vieira, he drove down here from Providence. I’m like, “That’s romantic.” Right?
Patrick: How’s Bea?
Helene: Fuck Bea. I banned her from the apartment.

Patrick: What about Amanda?
Helene: What about Amanda?
Patrick: Who’s gonna watch her?
Helene: Dottie.
Patrick: Yeah, does Dottie know that?
Helene: She will in five minutes.
Patrick [barely audible]: Great.
Helene: Fuck, I’m gonna be late, too. Unless you don’t mind sitting for her.
Patrick: Yeah, sure.
Helene: For real?
Patrick: Yeah, that’s fine.
Patrick: She likes you.
[she leaves barely glancing at Amanda]
Helene: Bye, sweetheart. You’re a godsend, Patrick. Bye.[/b]

Then and there Patrick begins to realize what a terrible fucking mistake he has made. How many lives he fucked up – how many folks he got killed – in order to do the Right Thing.

Idiocracy? It’s a farce, sure. Like the world it mocks. Our own.

In other words, it can all be taken rather seriously. I mean, tell me this is not the actual direction all this “pop culture” claptrap is going?

[Even scarier some of the posts in here seem to be heading in that direction too. :wink: ]

Tongue in cheek, this is still a prescient look into the mindless commercialism the world is now crumbling down into.

As the song says, “The idiots have won.”

IMDb

[b]The very small Surgeon General’s warning seen on the Tarrylton’s Cigarettes billboard reads: “Warning: The Surgeon General has one lung and a voicebox but he could still kick your sorry ass”.

Frito’s last name, “Pendejo”, is a Spanish insult which means pubic hair but conveys the same sentiment as “dickhead”, his full name “frito pendejo” means “fried dickhead”.

All of the logos for actual modern day businesses are altered in the future. The exception is the logo for Fox News, which is the actual logo used by the network at the time of this film’s release.[/b]

at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

trailer: youtu.be/BBvIweCIgwk

IDIOCRACY [2006]
Written and directed by Mike Judge

Narrator: As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.

Then [hilariously] it shows how this unfolded.

[b]Narrator: As Joe and Rita lay dormant, the years passed, and mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

TV anouncer: Comin’ up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new episode of “Ow, My Balls!”

Narrator: Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

Joe [taking a drink]: Excuse me, I think this is Gatorade or something. I’m just looking for some regular water?
Doctor [stumped]: Water? You mean like in the toilet?

Doctor [to Joe handing him an invoice]: So, that’ll be six billion dollars. So if you can just sign this while I scan you. Why come you got no tattoo?

Billboard Ad: If you don’t smoke Tarryltons…FUCK YOU!

Narrator: The #1 movie in America was called “Ass.” And that’s all it was. For 90 minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay.
[sound of an ass farting]

Carl’s Jr. Computer: Enjoy your EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!
Woman: You didn’t give me no fries, I got an empty box.
Carl’s Jr. Computer: Would you like another EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES?
Woman.: I said I didn’t get any!
Carl’s Jr. Computer: Thank you! Your account has been charged. Your balance is zero. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.

Frito [Acting as Joe’s public defender]: It says here you robbed a hospital. Why’d you do that?
Joe: I’m not guilty!
Frito: That’s not what the other lawyer said.

Narrator: …meanwhile Rita awakened to discover that the world’s oldest profession was a lot easier when the world is populated by morons.

Phone Computer: Welcome to AOL Time Warner Taco Bell US Government Long Distance. Please say the name of the person you wish to call.
Rita: Upgrayedd.
Phone Computer: There are 9,726 listings for “Upgrayedd”. Please deposit $2,000 to begin connection.

IPPA Computer: Welcome to the Identity Processsing Program of Uhmerica! Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle!
[Joe inserts his arm]
IPPA Computer: Thank you! Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card, document G24L8!
Joe: I’m not sure if…
IPPA Computer: You have entered the name “Not Sure.” Is this correct, Not Sure?
Joe: No, it’s not correct…
IPPA Computer: Thank you! “Not” is correct. Is “Sure” correct?
Joe: No, it’s not, my name is Joe…
IPPA Computer: You have already confirmed your first name is “Not.” Please confirm your last name, “Sure.”
Joe: My last name is not “Sure!”
IPPA Computer: Thank you, Not Sure!
Joe: No, what I mean is my name is Joe…
IPPA Computer: Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm!

IPPA Jail Computer: If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?

Narrator: Desparate and scared, Joe decided that in order to get out of jail, he would have to use his superior diplomacy skills.
Joe [to the prison guard]: Hey, uh… I’m actually supposed to be getting out of jail, not going in…
Prison Guard [hits Joe on the back of the head]: You’re supposed to be in that line, dumbass!
[he points to the door]
Prison Guard: Hey, guys, let this dumbass out!

Frito: Go away! ‘Batin’!

Joe: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y’know?
Frito: I don’t really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.

Costco Greeter [to every customer]: Welcome to Costco, I love you. Welcome to Costco, I love you. Welcome to Costco, I love you. Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Rita: Are you sure you know where you’re going?
Frito: Yah I know this place pretty good, I went to law school here.
Joe: In Costco?

Voice blasting over loudspeaker: WARNING! WARNING! COSTCO HAS DETECTED A DANGEROUS FUGITIVE IN AISLE 16,702!!

Joe: Wait…How 'bout we go to the time machine. Then, when I get back to the past, I could just tell Rita not to do the experiment. Then she won’t even be here. That’ll work, right? But wait a minute, she’s here so that means I didn’t go back in time? Okay, no, wait. I just haven’t done it yet. Right? So I’ll go back, tell her not to do the experiment, then I won’t have to do it either, because I won’t have to come here and rescue her if she’s not…no, wait a second…maybe I already did go back and told her not to do it and she disappeared, but I just didn’t see it… But then…what am I still doing here?.. Did I come back for another…At any point did you notice two of me?

Narrator: Joe meets Dwayne Elizondo Camacho, five time Ultimate Smackdown Champion, porn superstar and president of the United States.

President Camacho [reading from a telepromper]: Shit. I know shit’s bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.
South Carolina Representative: That’s what you said last time, dipshit!

Joe: They’re watering crops with a sports drink?!

Joe: For the last time, I’m pretty sure what’s killing the crops in this Brawndo stuff.
Secretary of Defense: But Brawndo’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.
Attorney General: So wait a minute. What you’re saying is that you want us to put water on the crops.
Joe: Yes.
Attorney General: Water? Like out the toilet?
Secretary of State: But Brawndo’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.
Joe: What are these electrolytes? Do you even know?
Secretary of State: They’re…what they use to make Brawndo!
Joe: But why do they use them to make Brawndo?
Secretary of Defense: Because Brawndo’s got electrolytes.
Secretary of Energy: And I ain’t never seen plants growing out of no toilet.

Narrator: After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason and simply told the Cabinet that he could talk to plants and that they wanted water.

Joe: I get a truck too, right?

Rita [pointing at TV where “Monday Night Rehab” is showing]: Can you take me there?
[Frito carries Rita to TV]
Rita [pointing at the TV again]: Not here, you fucking moron - there!

Joe [addressing Congress]: You know, there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn’t just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!

Narrator: Joe and Rita had three children, the three smartest kids in the world. Vice President Frito took 8 wives and had a total of 32 kids. Thirty-two of the dumbest kids ever to walk the Earth. OK, so maybe Joe didn’t save mankind, but he got the ball rolling, and that’s pretty good for an average guy.[/b]

What it’s, uh, about:

IMDb

The adventures of an upper-class suburban family abruptly confronted with the younger brother’s discovery of his homosexuality, the elder sister’s suicide attempt and sadomasochist tendencies, and the intrusion of a very free-spirited maid and her husband. And it all started with the arrival in the family of an innocent looking rat…

Listen for the sound of the coo-coo. Then the gunshots. Then the screams.

Then the title card: “Several months earlier…”

And then we’re off into what one film critic described as “John Waters meets Franz Kafka.” By way of Father Knows Best? Or maybe Married With Children?

Hmm. Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman?

Just imagine the family next door, perhaps. With the volume set at 10.

Bottom line: If the family is dysfunctional almost anything can trigger the dominoes to topple. Or for that matter set them up. Depending of course on what you construe to be dysfunctional. As opposed to, say, therapeutic.

See if you can guess why they called it “Sitcom”.

wiki

[b]Possible influences:

In John Schlesinger’s notorious film Midnight Cowboy, a mother and her son’s deeply concealed sexual frustrations surface after she produces a small, white rubber mouse.

Another inspiration could be Pier Paolo Pasolini’s novel, and eventual film, Teorema, which depicts the arrival of a mysterious, unnamed stranger in the home of an upper-class Italian family. He systematically seduces every single member of the dysfunctional household, including the mother, who becomes nymphomaniac as a result, the father, the daughter, whom he leaves in a catatonic state, and the son, who subsequently realizes his homosexuality and becomes an artist.[/b]

trailer: youtu.be/PxwtBnuhJTk [no subtitles]

SITCOM [1998]
Written and directed by François Ozon

[b]Father: I wanted an animal in the house. I fell in love with this rat.

Sophie [after Nicolas announces…out of the blue…he is a homosexual at the dinner table]: Hey, if he’s a fag, he’s a fag!

Father [at the dinner table]: The Ancient Greeks saw male love differently than we do. The concept of perversion was unknown. No mention in their literature of what we call sadomasochism. They made no distinction between hetero and homosexuality because they were naturally bisexual without having defined the concept. Homosexuality was an institution, free of guilt, with its own rules and codes of behavior. In a couple, the older one was virile, active and usually bearded, while the younger one was femine, passive and always clean-shaven.

Sophie: Want me to whip you while you lick me?

Maria [each time the doorbell rings]: Are you here about the ad?

Mother: Sweetie, we should talk.
Sophie: About what?
Mother: About what’s been going on since your accident.
Sophie: I told you it wasn’t an accident! It was a choice. The accident is that I’m still alive.

Mother: I love you as much as David. Father does too.
Sophie: My father…THE FAGGOT!
Mother: You know your father isn’t a homosexual. You and your brother are living proof!
Sophie: Just because he touched you…twice.
Mother: Shut up! You’re filled with poison!
Sophie: IT’S THE POISON OF TRUTH!

Wife: Honey, we’ve got to talk.
Husband [buried in the newspaper]: HmHmm.
Wife: You’ve probably noticed the kids aren’t doing to well.
Husband [blandly]: Youth must sow its wild oats.
Wife: Yes, but does that include being a homosexual and a practising sadomasochist?
Husband [nonchalantly]: It’ll pass.

Shrink: It’s just a dream. Expressing it subconsciously is better than acting it out.
Mother: That’s just it. There’s a problem.
Shrink: Yes?
Mother: It wasn’t a dream.

Sophie: Do you know about Mother and Nicholas?
Father: Yes, of course.
Sophie: What do you think?
Father: I don’t think incest will solve the problems of Western Civilization, but your mother is an exceptional woman.
Sophie: You know, I can be exceptional too.

Mother: We killed it.[/b]

A sort of rebellious loner and a sort of cabal of bullies at a sort of Catholic boys’ school. What could possibly go wrong? After all, they’re just selling chocolates.

I would have lasted about 20 minutes in this place. But never having been enrolled in one I have no idea how close to or far away from a “typical” school it is. You tell me.

Anyway, God’s goons. Sometimes, the worst of all. So you know whose side I’m on, right?

Actually, neither one.

You can’t help but wonder: Is this how Skull and Bones started out? Well, each denomination to their own devices, I suppose. But there is always a chain of command with these things. Starting with God. And then the lords of discipline.

On the other hand, how rebellious is this? It’s not exactly like renouncing the faith. Or the anti-war movement. Or OWS. A metaphor, perhaps? On the other hand, I may be entirely missing the point.

For sure though: It’s not just a coincidence that virtually the entire cast here is male.

The novel the film is based on at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chocolate_War
On the American Library Association’s list of “The top 100 banned/challenged books”, it ranks 3rd

trailer: youtu.be/ihXcPZ09_l4

THE CHOCOLATE WAR [1988]
Written and directed by Keith Gordon

[b]Archie [to Opie]: Put him down for the chocolates.

Opie: You know, Archie.
Archie: What?
Opie: Life is sad sometimes.
Archie: Life is shit.

Archie: How many boxes?
Brother Leon: 20,000.

Brother Leon: Can I count on you?
Archie: But what can I do? I’m just one guy.
Brother Leon: You have influence, Archie.
Archie: Influence. I’m not a class officer. I’m not a member of the student council. I didn’t even make the honor roll.
Brother Leon [slamming the desk with his arms]: You know what I mean!!
Archie [after long pause]: I know what you mean.

Brother Leon: Boys will be boys.

Brother Leon: Do you know what has happened? Do you know why sales have fallen off?
Brian: No sir.
Brother Leon: The boys have become infected. A terrible disease, difficult to cure. Before a cure can be found though the carrier must be discovered.

Brother Leon: I’m warning you Archie, if the sale goes down the drain, you and the Vigils go down the drain. We all go down the drain together!

Archie [to Jerry]: You’ve disobeyed the Vigils once already Jerry. This calls for punishment. Now, we the Vigils don’t believe in physical violence, but we’ve found it necessary to have a punishment code. The punishment is usually worse then the assignment. We can make your life…sad. But we’re letting you off easy Jerry. Tomorrow, we’re simply asking you to sell the chocolates.

Archie [to Bill and the Vigils]: Let me put it like this. At the end of the sale, Renault will be wishing with all of his heart that he had sold the chocolates, and the school will be glad that he didn’t.[/b]

Nope, not quite. But…close?

Opie: Hey, Arch.
Archie: Yes?
Opie: I don’t know why you were always complaining. This is easy.

Not exactly philosophy is it/