Do you have interesting phone text?
Me and my girlfriend have great text! We text every chance we get! The vibrate is like nonstop. Want to see some of our text? She might be mad at me for sharing.
Let’s see it man. I’ve got some interesting video texts that I could share.
If it’s you smoking a gigantic coned reefer while a stripper sprays you with cooking oil I don’t want to see it.
I can send you that one or I can send you one of me giving my ex a golden shower. Video messages count right?
Have you got any of you playing pranks on people? You strike me as a good prankster.
Oh shit. sorry guys. Transferring this damn thing is almost more trouble than it’s worth. But at least the title is a good starter. Perhaps I’ll try in a few.
I takes alot for me not to get into serious trouble. I’d probably enjoy pranking people if I wasn’t so sure that I’d take it too far and get someone too upset. People are just way too sensitive these days.
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I have never sent nor received a cell message.
Pavlov…you haven’t lived!
I know, all my life is a farce…
Admitting it is the first step. You’re on the road to recovery. Stay on the wagon. It works if you work it! Keep coming back!